Lines of Random Dialogue

[A] “She may appreciate good looks just like everybody else, but that’s not what keeps her attention. She values a man by how they make her feel.”

[B] “Well, she must ‘love’ you then.”

[A] “Don’t be silly. She doesn’t love anybody but herself.”

[A] “I told her I’d save her a seat in Hell.”

[B] “Not at our table!”

[A] “You’re an egotistical megalomaniac, yet everyone seems to be too blinded by your charisma to notice. Your love for power will cause you serious problems.”

[B] That’s brilliant coming from you, of all people. I’ll make a note that you’re the epitomy of irony.”

[A] "That's bad taste! A really bad joke."

[B] "Of course I have bad taste. You're my girl, aren't you?"

[A] "Eh? What's that supposed to mean? Your girl? What's that even mean?!"

[A] "This is completely unfair. I only hit him with a lamp.

[B] " it up."

[A] "I did, about three hours ago"

[B] "Jesus Christ, keep your pillow talk to yourself and your own clients."

[A] Pass me one of your s.”

[B] Rummages through bag, “Sorry, I’m all out of s for today.”

[C] “What the ?”

[A] “We just said we have no s to give.”

[A] “What do you want from me?”

[B] “The fact you had to ask means you could never give it to me.”

[A] “Did you hear that?”

[B] “I couldn’t hear anything over the sound of your ego.”

[A] “Can you kill him?”

[B] “No.”

[A] “Just a little bit?”

[A] “Do you trust me?”

[B] “No.”

[A] “Smart man.”

[A] "I never stood a chance, did I?"

[B] "That's the sad part - you did once."

[A] "I'll kill you."

[B] "Darling, I'm already dead."

[A] "So, what now?"

[B] "I don't know. I thought the jump would kill us."

[A] "You're really drunk right now."

[B] "No I'm not. You're just really blurry."

[A] "Children shouldn't play with guns."

[B] "Who said I was playing?"

"It only happened once," she said. "But it was enough to..."

"I think I broke him."

“Be a veterinarian for dragons, they said. It'll be fun, they said.”

"So you're a human? Like, one hundred percent actual human? I've heard scary things about you guys."

"Small fire! I said to set a small fire. This is not small!"

“The best of the best wasn’t available, so you got the best of the mediocre.”

“Whatever doesn’t kill me….Better start running.”

“It seemed like a good idea. Yesterday…”