Pairing/s: same as the previous EXO chatrooms

Warning/s: Exo goes Les Miserable a bit

Note/s: expect the more rational members complaining about the stupidity of the other members and their boyfriends

POV/S Used: none :P

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kimjjongkai signed in

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dyokyungsyoo: is it me or is joonmyeon hyung the only one sporting a couple name?

wujoonmyeon: shut it Do

byun_bacon: oooooooooooh looks like leader umma's pissed as newts!

pparyeurlie: my sons of

kimjjongkai: spend their lives in my inn

baoziseok signed in

baoziseok: oh god it's happening

xideerhannie signed in

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xideerhannie: homing pidgeons

wuyifanfan: homing in

kingzitao: they fly through my doors 

byun_bacon: and their money's good as yours

dyokyungsyoo: oh dear god please no

wuyifanfan: welcome M'siuer sit your self down and meet the best innkeeper in town

ohthehunnie: too late *facepalms*

xideerhannie: as for the rest, all of 'em crooks

pparyeurlie: rooking the guests and cooking the books

kimjjongkai: seldom do you see honest men like me?

dyokyungsyoo: no.

xideerhannie: A GENT OF GOOD INTENT 

ohthehunnie: hyung, no.

pparkyeurlie: WHO'S CONTENT TO BE

wujoonmyeon: PLEASE DON'T SING!

kimjongdae is requesting for a video conference

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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~VIDEO CONFERENCE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Jongdae: *smiles* MASTER OF THE HOUSE DOWLING OUT THE CHARM

Joonmyeon: *facepalms* i knew it

Yifan: READY WITH A HANDSHAKE AND AN OPEN PALM

Joonmyeon: *starts smothering le hubby with a pillow*

other EXO members: *stares at their parents*......................................................................

Luhan: CHORUS EVERYONE!

Sehun: ah it.........MASTER OF THE HOUSE QUICK TO CATCH YER EYE!

Kyungsoo: aish these bastards *covers ears and glares at le babykkamjjong*

Jongin: NEVER WANTS A PASSERBY TO PASS HIM BY

Jongdae: *puts arm around minnie's shoulder and sways along to the beat* SERVANT TO THE POOR BUTLER TO THE GREAT

HunHan: *does the same as XiuChen* COMFORTER PHILOSOPHER AND LIFE LONG MATE!

Baekhyun: everybody's boon companion~!

Chanyeol: everybody's chaperone

Yifan: but lock up all your valieses geezus! won't i skin you to the bone *kisses le waifu*

other morons: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jongin: *hides face in waifu's neck* WAY TO RUIN THE SONG HYUNG!

Kyungsoo: thank you Yifan hyung!!!!!!!!

Minseok: now it's our turn right Joonie and Kyungie?

KyungMyeon: *smirks* oh yeah

XiuKyungMyeon: we used to dream that we would meet a prince
but god almighty, have you seen what's happened since?
masters of the house isn't worth our spit
comforters philosophers and life long

Kyungsoo: cunning little brains

Joonmyeon: regular voltaires

XiuKyungMyeon: thinks their quite a lover

Minseok: but there's not much there *looks at a very baffled Jongdae*

Joonmyeon: What a cruel trick of nature landed me with such a louse *rolls eyes at the puppy!yifan*

XiuKyungMyeon: god knows how we've lasted living with these bastards in the house!

others: *laughs* MASTER OF THE HOUSE!

Minseok: master and a half

others: COMFORTER PHILOSOPHER

Kyungsoo: a don't make me laugh

others: servant to the poor butler to the great

Joonmyeon: hypocrite!

Minseok: and toady!

Kyungsoo: and inebriate!

Semes: EVERYBODY BLESS THE LANDLORDS!

Ukes: EVERYBODY BLESS THE SPOUSES!

Yifan: everybody raise a glass

other Semes: HOOO~!

Joonmyeon: raise it up the master's

other Ukes: HOOO~!

EXO: EVERYBODY RAISE A GLASS TO THE MASTERS OF THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!

Ukes: *starts abusing their semes with pillows*

Semes: worth it *smirks*

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what.....................*re-reads ervythang* did i just do?

Jaejoong: *paps her head* must be the Friday Jeebeez

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EXO:...............well you guys know the drill *drags a ded author-nim away*