(credits to orig owner of the chapter pic)

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Pairing/s: OT12 :P ( lol :D)

Warning/s: half formal half crazy interview and reactions frm both host and guests

Note/s: Special Chapter

POV/s Used: none :D

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CY: ALRIGHT! So once again I'm chosen to be the MC for this interview!!!

BH: as usual *rolls eyes*

CY: *glare*

Author-nim: *kicks the giant away from the MC chair and sits down* did you not read the title up there *points at the title above*

BaekYeol: *looks up and back at author-nim*

SH: *facepalms* oh god why?

author-nim: okay then............*looks at the question screen* first question!

Kris: won't you ask us to introduce ourselves?

author-nim: *eye twitch* sure *mumbles* even tho everyone here knows EXO 

Kris: *derp smile* yey~! hi i'm EXO's OFFICIAL Appa, Kris!!!! *holds suho's hand*

Suho: *blush blush*

author-nim: *raises brow* PDA much?

Kai: *groans* you don't even want to experience what i suffer back in the dorms

D.O:*paps kai's head* i help keep his sanity intact 

author-nim: *pats kai's back* i feel ya bro.

XM: *raises hand*

author-nim: yes Xiumin-ssi?

XM: we were introducing ourselves?

author-nim: *slight amnesia* oh really? k then. who's next?

BH: *pushes dem betches away and poses leik a -er ay model* 

Semes (except innocent Kai and Tao and Kris Appa): *cue le dirty fantasies of baekhyun*

author-nim: *facepalms* baekhyun. you can introduce urself now before i decide to interview all of you binded to a pole for burning.

BH: *flips hair* please *talk to da hand pose* everyone knows I'm EXO's most fabulous and prettiest member.

Semes who arent KaiTaoRis: *nods in agreement*

Ukes who arent BH: bastards *glares at them other semes*

author-nim: *goes infront of the camera to block them* OKAY COMMERCIAL BREAK!!!!!!!!!

 

=DURING COMMERCIAL BREAK=

author-nim: are you fwakin kidding me *cue DyoDoReu eyes*

D.O: *nods* i mentally tracked the time, and we successfully wasted a good 15mins of our alloted time

author-nim: *cries like a dying whale on dyo's shoulder* THOSE DAMN BASTARDS!

Kai: now you know how me and KyungieBoo feel *paps her back*

author-nim: well....lets just hope that your managers say that this'll be your last schedule for the day so that we'll be able to do everything on the script

D.O: *nods* yeah

K-Manager: GREAT NEWS! THIS IS THE LAST SCHEDULE! So yeh dont give MC Jung a hard time alright?

EXO: neh~!

 

=BACK TO INTERVIEW=

author-nim: alright! we're back with.....

EXO: E*does the E hand sign* X*does X hand sign* O*does O hand sign*

BH: with the most fab member *poses the same ty---er fab pose*

CY:*facepalms* oh Baekkie

author-nim: alright....*clears throat* next segment is.....Kris-ssi?

Kris: neh *reads screen* use the foam finger to point at the member being described!

author-nim: *holds 12 foam fingers* alright so here are the foam fingers you boys will use and please, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF MY VERY LOW PAY CHECK, DO.NOT.EVEN.TRY.TO.BREAK.THIS. *glares at the Beagle-Line harrassing each other with them fingers*

Beagle-Line: *blinks innocently* what?

XM: *reads first question aloud* WHICH MEMBER IS THE-oh dear baozi *blushes*

Chen: *chuckles at le cute waifu* aigoo~ can't continue Minseokkie? *smirks*

BH: *rolls eyes* WHICH MEMBER IS THE KINKIEST AND HORNIEST?!

Kaisoo, Taolay and Hunhan: *points foam finger at Xiuchen couple*

Krisho: *points foam finger at BaekYeol*

Baekyeol: *points foam finger at Krisho*

author-nim: Xiumin-ssi and Chen-ssi, why not point at other members?

Chen: cuz one, Hunhan is the definition of pure love quarrels

XM: two, Kaisoo is pure fluff

XiuChen: and three, the rest are just too cheesy to even begin with

author-nim: *feels a headache coming in* so basically, you two admit your the kinkiest and horniest?

Chen: kinkiest, yes

XM: as much as i am ashamed to admit it MC Jung, I agree with the troll.

author-nim: but?

XiuChen: WE ARE NOT THE HORNIEST!

Chen: Minseok hyun will kill me if we mate like bunnies in heat

XM: *nods* and i nearly did last week

LH: and it wasn't a preety sight

Kai: nor was it a beautiful duet between the two

author-nim: *gets horror shivers* uuuuuuukkkkeeeei.............SOMEONE READ THE NEXT QUESTION

Suho: Which member is the best cooking and who is the worst?

Kai: this is an easy one *pokes D.O's cheek cutely with the foam finger* DyoDoReu aka EXO's Master Chef

Krisho, Hunhan, Taolay, Xiuchen & Baekyeol: *also points at D.O while nodding in agreement*

author-nim: i see. now who's the worst?

D.O: no more words *whacks Kai's head with the foam finger*

Krisho, Hunhan, Taolay, Xiuchen & Baekyeol: *also points at Kai while glaring at maknae dos*

Kai: why glare?

BH: because you nearly ended our lives with your POOR attempt in making Dyo's Kimchi Spaghetti

D.O: *kisses le near to crying Kai's cheek* don't worry Jonginnie *hugs le sensitive hubby*

Kai: *hides le face and cries silently*

Krisho: *parent mode on* BYUN.BAEK.HYUN. *hits the puppy in the middle of them*

BH: *whimpers*

Lay: It's true tho...............

Tao: *nods* he accidentally used ketchup instead of red paste

author-nim: ew. 

SH: kaeyi next question is from user 540 and she's asking who are the real Semes and Ukes of EXO

Chen: well Krisho is a dead give away

Kai: *points at Dyo* he tops

D.O: *nods* its true 

author-nim: I expected that

LH: obviously i top since i'm manlier

SH: *blushes* as much as i hate to admit it he does

author-nim: that was........

XM: unexpected? yes. me topping jongdae? no.

BH: ChanDola tops

Suho: pfft. like anyone would want you to top

D.O: yeah Byun. you're fingers and diva attitude already makes it the deadliest give away

author-nim: user 365 sai--

BeagleLine: *sings 3.6.5 chorus*

author-nim: *glares* as i was saying, user 365 is asking Kris-ssi, Sehun-ssi, Kai-ssi, Chanyeol-ssi and Chen-ssi to do aegyo

Kris: *groans but does it anyways* bbuing~ bbuing~

Suho: aigooooooo~ *squishes le hubby's face*

others: *fake gags*

author-nim: *video tapes it discreetly* Sehun-ssi?

SH: *does gwiyomi*

Kai: *proud umma (?!) mode* AIYOOO~ MY BABY MAKNAE!!!!*literally hugs the living out of the poor poor maknae*

SH: *turns a mix of pale blue-ish purple-ish and red*

author-nim: uh..........guys?

SH: *about to die*

Hansoo: let them be. jongin's loving umma mode will calm down soon

author-nim: *nods* we'll be back for part 2 of the fan's "Answer Me" corner after the break

EXO: this has been EXO!

 

=BREAK #2=

author-nim: *stretches le aching legs frm sitting cross-legged for almost an hour* how do other MCs survive all 12 of you?!

suho: oh since you're our close friend, we decided to be our normal rowdy selves

author-nim: *eye twitches* PD-NIM! WHEN WILL WE RUN OUT OF FILMING TAPES?!

PD-nim: oh uhm..........*checks and sees a lot* looks like we're gonna make this into a variety show then

author-nim: *facepales*

EXO: *cheers* YEY!!!

K-Manager: it says here, that it's going to be exactly like EXO's Showtime with a mix of Strong Heart, Weekly Idol and Star King

author-nim: *faints*

EXO: *starts jumping aroud in circles while hugging each other in joy* YEY~! YEY~! YEY~!

M-Manager: poor MC Jung

K-Manager: oh well *celebrates with EXO*

PD-nim: *sweatdrops* at least we didn't ask the whole SMTown to join

M-Manager: yeah.......she'll murder Lee Sooman-ssi if that happens

LSM: oh believe me guys, she threatened me last week if I let super junior guest her show again 

PD-Nim: O___O please don't tell me her threat is along the lines of "I will smother you with any sharp object near" and "I will cut you with a pen"

LSM: *nods* she even mentioned she'll throw Yifan and Chanyeol to somehwere far

KrisYeol: *shouts frm their circle* SHE ALREADY DID!

LSM. M-Manager and PD-Nim: *facepalms* oh MC Jung

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whale that was....................*hides in a pit of hidden shtuff*

 

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