Baekyeol’s Apartment
Wednesday, 6:51 PM

It was almost seven when Chanyeol arrived home from work, he had just spent the whole day touring homes for an annoying old couple who couldn’t even make up their minds on what kind of house they were looking for in the first place.

Chanyeol entered the kitchen when he smelled the distinctive aroma of Baekhyun’s mediocre cooking, though Baekhyun’s cooking wasn’t that great, Chanyeol never had it in him to tell the elder that his cooking sometimes left his stomach feeling hungrier than it was once. He’d just have to tell his stomach that these were the kinds of sacrifices people make when they want to keep their lovers happy and not have their significant others point a knife in their face like Luhan did when Sehun said the elder’s cooking was just “good”.

“Hey Channie, how was work?” Baekhyun asked when he found Chanyeol removing his suit and tossing to the ground beside him.

“Tiring, some old farts couldn’t even decide whether or not the front door would be “easy enough" for their grandkids to open." Chanyeol replied.

“C’mon Channie, that’s actually kind of cute.” Baekhyun chuckled as he began unknotting the taller’s tie.

Chanyeol rolled his eyes. “Baek, their grandkids are between the ages of twenty-three and sixteen. I think they can handle turning a knob."

“Point taken, anyway…” Baekhyun changed the subject as he lined his slender fingers around the outline of Chanyeol’s pecks that filled the dress shirt quite nicely in Baekhyun’s opinion.

“You wouldn’t believe who Lulu and I saw at the spa today after our bleaching appointment.” Baekhyun chirped, ignoring the look on his boyfriend’s face when he nonchalantly mentioned his monthly three o’clock bleaching appointment with Luhan at the spa.   

Which FYI Chanyeol loves since his favorite part about Baekhyun happens to be his .

“CHANYEOL!”

“Huh?”

“Stop staring at my and focus!”

“Oh, yeah, right, sorry. What was it you were saying again?” Chanyeol regained composure after ogling his boyfriend’s boxers that fit so nicely over his round, plump, y—

“YO EGGFACE!”

“Huh?”

“Are you listening to me?” Baekhyun pouted as he lightly punched his boyfriend's shoulder.

“Of course baby!” Chanyeol cooed before planting a chaste kiss on the elder’s forehead.

Baekhyun scoffed but smiled; he couldn’t hide the fact that Chanyeol’s kisses could solve anything.

“Anyway, as I was saying, Lulu and I saw Joonmyun and Jongdae at the spa! Together! Isn’t that amazing?” Baekhyun exclaimed; practically bouncing up and down with the news of their former high school friends who are technically supposed to hate each other.

Chanyeol had to admit, he was slightly amused with the information his bunny rabbit just told him. Back in high school, Joonmyun hated Jongdae and the same vice versa. They were all in the same group of friends, however, up ‘til now, he was sure that they would never in a million years speak to each other just the two of them, let alone go on a spa date.  

“They were getting their nails done; and you wouldn’t believe it, they were holding hands! EEH!” Baekhyun squealed, oblivious to the fact that Chanyeol was too tired to honestly give a damn. But he tried to hide it, for his bunny rabbit.

“That’s great baby, I’m glad to know their finally friends.” Chanyeol replied half-heartedly. He was really happy for them but all he wanted to do right now was eat some of Baekhyun’s cold noodles and go to bed.

“Oh wait, but here’s the kicker. Not only are they friends but their engaged!”

This time Chanyeol’s ears instantly switched to stalker mode. “What? Engaged?”

Baekhyun nodded “Yup, they're getting married in a couple of months and we’re invited. Isn’t that great?”  

“Y-Yeah… great!” Chanyeol awkwardly laughed. Every time someone brought up the topic of marriage or engagements he would instantly get nervous. He was never good at keeping secrets; especially from Baekhyun.

“Are you okay baby?” Baekhyun asked with a concerned tone.

“I’m fine!” Chanyeol replied, a little too quickly for comfort.

Baekhyun raised an eyebrow “are you sure?”

Chanyeol hastily nodded “I’m sure!”

“If you say so…” Baekhyun replied; not fully convinced as he marched over to microwave and pulled out the two cups of ramen he heated. Baekhyun didn’t care what the instructions said, he knew if you wanted something hot – you needed to microwave it.

Baekhyun and Chanyeol took the opposite sides of the table before digging in into their cup of hot lukewarm cooked noodles.

Chanyeol ate in silence as he contemplated whether or not he should open his mouth to speak. Thankfully, Baekhyun beat him to it when the elder started up a discussion; stating that though Mulan isn’t a princess by blood, she could whip all of the other princesses’ asses.

a couple minutes later...

“Hey Baek?”

Baekhyun stopped midway through his lecture about dinosaur genetelia when he sees Chanyeol intently staring at him with a weird look on his face.

“Yeah Channie? Is something wrong?”

“No, no, everything is fine. I was just wondering… how do you feel about Joonmyun and Jongdae’s engagement?”

Baekhyun pondered about it for a couple of seconds before replying. “Honestly, I’m really happy for them. I actually kind of guessed that they already really liked each other to begin with. No one hates anyone that much unless you want that person’s .”

Chanyeol laughed at the elder’s bluntness, one of the many things the taller boy loved about his boyfriend.

“How do you feel about marriage? I mean – their marriage.” Chanyeol clarified. “Smooth Park… -_-”

Baekhyun smiled “I think their marriage is going to be amazing. Joonmyun is so kind and caring and not to mention great with kids and Jongdae is funny and a romantic at heart so I can’t think of two other people who are better for each other than the two of them…

You know, besides the two of us.” Baekhyun smiled before getting up to throw the now empty cups of ramen into the trash bin.

“You mean that?” Chanyeol asked.

“Yup, plus Jongdae’s is fairly large. Joonmyun should be very satisfied.”

Chanyeol shuffled in his seat before opening his mouth to dare ask Baekhyun a question that will undoubtedly question his maturity.

“A-hem… so… um... how “big” is he?”

Baekhyun gave his boyfriend a confused expression. “How big is what?”

Chanyeol groaned “C’mon Baek just tell me!”

“Tell you what?!”

“You know!”

“KNOW WHAT CHANYEOL?!”

“THE THING ABOUT JONDGAE!”

“WHAT ABOUT HIM?!”

“HOW BIG IS HIS U-KNOW-WHAT?!”

Baekhyun was about to scream for the nth time at his boyfriend at this point until his mouth formed a letter ‘o’ as he finally understood what his idiot of a boyfriend was trying to ask him.

“Do you really want to know?” Baekhyun smirked; his lips as he teases his boyfriend who has the most obvious in the world right now. The bugle in the younger’s pants reminding him that he was indeed satisfied with what the lord gave him.

Chanyeol only nodded in response.

Baekhyun sighed “Fine.”

“He’s about the same length as you but less girth.” Baekhyun grinned as Chanyeol fists his hand in the air feeling like he won some sort of competition.

“It’s a shame though... he really did know how to use it…” Baekhyun stated before leaving Chanyeol dumbstruck in the kitchen with his mouth wide open.

“Wait. What?”

[a/n] Chapter 3 and what do you guys think? :) Some sweet Baekyeol before some crack is gonna happen :P. Thank you so much to 80 subscribers with only 2 chaps!
I know a lot of you are from my other fics but it still warms my heart that you read this one as well. <3 love y'all.

So Chanyeol is a Real Estate Broker, I chose that job after watching "Girlfriends" the entrie day (love that show) and I thought it would fit perfectly with his character here. Thank you all again and please await the next chap and this fic's poster which will be done soon, I hope.