*All of it of course imaginary, I guess no need to say^^*

Kris: Why I’m the Devil? Huh? Explain this to me!

Author: Well…you see…it fits you!

Kris: Fits me? How? I’m not a demonic person, okay!

Author: But…you can fly! And I have an evidence for it.

Kris: *sighs* Whatever…

Baekhyun: Not whatever! What about me? Am I a demon? How! Didn’t you hear my angelic voice? Plus I’m not that idiot! How could I be a gatekeeper! I hate you author!

Author: Ouch…

Baekhyun: Yes! I hope it hurts!

Chanyeol: I don’t know man…I like my character.

Baekhyun: That’s because you’re already an idiot

Author and Chanyeol : Ouch much?

Minseok: *pouts* Why am I a demon?

Author: That’s because it’s weird to see you as a demon Minseok-sshi.

Minseok: *sighs* And I always eat baozi because of?

Author: Um…didn’t you like it?

Minseok: *cries* No! Because I don’t have that much baozi!

Author: *pats his head* there there…I will make you later, okay?

Minseok: *nods and dramatically leaves*

Kyungsoo: And I’m the stupidest! Why?

Author: What do you mean, Kyungsoo-sshi?

Kyungsoo: I left the heaven for what? A damn kitten?

Author: No, no…you have a lot of cats so you didn’t…

Kyungsoo: Shut up! I hate cats! Actually I’m allergic to them and I left the Heaven for them? I left Jongin for that damn cats!

Author: *sighs* sorry Kyungsoo

Kyungsoo: Yeah…you should be…idiot.

Jongin: Aw…Kyungsoo-ah, you’re so mean. Look at me, I’m a cop! I loved it!

Author: Awwww…..Thanks Jongin-ah! Finally someone who loves his character!

Kyungsoo: Of course he loves it; he doesn’t have any damn CAT!

Junmyeon: Shut up Kyungsoo. Deal with it. What about me! I don’t have a prince disease you know. If you were that perfect like me, you would look at yourself always too. But you’re not authornim.

Author: *sighs* you’re right Suho-sshi…

Luhan: But…I don’t get it where is my Rudolph? I didn’t understand that…I love reindeers…

Author: *sighs* Luhan-sshi, Rudolph is a reindeer belongs to…You know what? Forget it, it died because Yixing’s unicorns ate it!

Yixing: Um…Author-nim…Can I ask something?

Luhan: No! How did you let your unicorns…I hate you!

Author: *sighs the nth time* Of course you can Yixing-sshi

Yixing: Now…There are real unicorns out there, right?

Author: *shoulders falls*………Of course……

Tao: Hey, author!

Author: Yes, Tao! Come and say good things about the story!

Tao: If you give me a real Gucci bracelet, why not?

Author: *smiles weirdly* B.but…I don’t have any money for it Tao. I don’t even have your album…I’m poor, sorry

Tao: *stares with uninterested looks*  Anyway, I didn’t like it.

Chanyeol: I like banana!

Author. Yeah…I like it too

Jongdae: Can we talk about how real I am in this story. I’m an angel, I’m an idol, I’m perfect and all the girls love me…It’s not a crack author-nim. It’s reality.

Author: Yeah…You’re right; it’s absolutely not a crack.

Jongdae: *smiles with satisfaction* I love me

Author: *nods* Yeah…whatever.

Sehun: Well, Author-nim?

Author: Yes, Sehun-sshi…

Sehun: I’m the main male in this story right?

Author: Yes, you’re…

Sehun: *starts to shout crazily* THEN WHY I CAN’T SEE MYSELF IN HERE? WHERE IS ME?

Author: *stutters* H.here…you…um…in the beginning and in the end…

Sehun: *sighs* I’m leaving too.

Author: Okay…they didn’t like but I hope the readers liked this and had fun…

A.N// I had fun, I hope you have too

You can always pm me my mistakes, comment your opinions and upvote of course(:P)

Thanks to all readers, subscribers, commenters(I am still not sure about this word..) and of course upvoters

Stay with happiness!!