A Policeman in the Heaven

The Witch and The Ice Boy

 

 I…can’t do that. I can’t kill people. I just can’t!!

 

I shook my head. “Is there any other way to do that?” I asked with teary eyes.

 

Suho shook his shoulders. “Umm...How can I know?”

 

I am desperate now. If I don’t go to the hell, The Satan will kill my Sehun…

 

“Then, what happens if an angel dies?” I asked for an answer. I really need that right now.

 

Suho puffed his cheeks. “Um…I guess they’re going back to the world.”

 

I blinked severally. “It sounds weird.”

 

He shook his shoulders again. “Look, I just don’t care. Take your Holy Metacarpus and leave.”

 

I pouted. “What happens an angel commits suicide?” I tried my chance. I know I’m not an angel but…

 

“Failure…An angel can’t suicide.” He said while rolling his eyes. “Fool…”He talked under his breath but I heard it. I hear it you idiot!

 

“You’re useless!” I shouted at him.

 

He stared at me. “If you don’t leave right now…”

 

“What? Will you call the policemen?” I asked with a smirk.

 

 

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Oww!! How could I know there ARE really angel policemen! It doesn’t sound any logical for the Devil’s sake!

 

Yeah, I’m in a prison right now and I’m all alone! Seemingly in heaven no one commits crime…yeah, hard to believe, huh?

 

“When can I go?” I asked to a police who was eating his food. He looked at me with a blank expression. “Um…when do you want?”

 

I blinked severally. Does he make fun with me? “Now, of course…” I mumbled.

 

He stood up and opened the locked door. “Then you’re free. Yaay…” He murmured and sat down again.

 

What.The.HELL? I sighed and started to walk towards him.

 

“Umm…Can you help me, mister?” I tried to sound desperate but I don’t need that. I’m desperate anyway…

 

He looked at me and blinked severally. “What? Do you want kimchi too?”

 

I shook my head. “Um…I have to find an angel who wants to commit suicide”

 

Yeah, now he thinks I’m crazy.

 

“Um…I know someone.” He said without hesitation and kept eating his kimchi.

 

Yep, now I think he’s crazy.

 

“Sir…” He cut my words. “Jongin…”

 

I nodded. “Jongin, sir, can you take me to him?”

 

He ate his last bite and stood up. “Yes! Let’s go!”

 

He started to walk and I chased him.

 

“Jongin…why do you have a prison in heaven?”

 

Jongin shook his shoulders. “You know…citizens feel safe with that.”

 

“But it’s empty..”

 

“Of course it is! We’re in heaven. If someone commits crime, they do it in hell, kid.”

 

I nodded. Makes sense…I guess.

 

“Then…why did you become a police?”

 

“Because I always wanted that. On earth I failed it but in heaven…No one refused it” He smiled.

 

Aww… He is cute…He is the sweetest angel I’ve ever seen. Thank the Devil, I saw someone normal!

 

When we arrived at a tree house, Jongin started to shout. “Yah! Get out you lazy ! I’m talking to you Kyungsoo!!”

 

I blinked severally. He is shouting crazily. What the hell?

 

A boy who has huge eyes popped his head out. “What is it idiot? I’m trying to die.”

 

“Sleeping and waiting? Nope, Soo it won’t work.”

 

Kyungsoo glared at him. “Leave me alone you jerk! I hate this place!”

 

Well, it was surprisingly similar to me. Yes, I hate too pal. Come and let’s be blood siblings!

 

Jongin shouted again. “You son of a bi..” I cut his words. “O..okay big guy. Stop it.”

 

I looked at Kyungsoo. “Yah, owl boy! Let’s make a deal!”

 

 

A.N// Hello~~

 

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take a police:D

yep, he is the cutest policeman I've ever seen....

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sazuka #1
Chapter 19: Oh I'm very very very crazy because of this. I think I lost my sanity already.
A devil who searching for a comb.
An angel who eat kimchi and become a cop
An angel who want to die because some damn cat
An angel who like deers
An angel who like unicorn
An angel who have a prince disease
An angel who become an idol
A demon who become a gatekeeper
A demon who will only eat baozi
A demon who like every gucci thing
And
A demon who like banana.
Are you even serious author nim? I mean, I do love this but your story take my sanity away from me and I even slapped my self and it's so ing hurt.

But really author nim, this is a great story.^^
Fighting in taking people sanity author nim^^
I'm going too bye^^


♥♥♥ ya
sazuka #2
Chapter 16: IS SHE EVEN IN HELL? That crazy and stupid demon and angel really make me crazy!!!
sazuka #3
Chapter 13: Is she really in heaven? And These crazy people are angel?
sazuka #4
Chapter 9: Kyaaaaaa so cute
sazuka #5
Chapter 7: Kris you're so cool dude
Rudelonlysarang #6
Chapter 19: Hahahah this is so funny
kachinggu
#7
Chapter 19: What did i just read... THIS SOOOO HILARIOUS OMG ROLLING LIKE A BUFFALO RIGHT HERE AHAHAHHAHAHAHA
xi_hanbie
#8
Chapter 19: it seems that the leading lady is always spazzing which so daebak!

love it<3
AptonKey #9
Chapter 19: I find it hard to belive that English isnt your first language. You wrote better than I ever could.
saghmet
#10
Chapter 19: Why do I have to agree with Sehun? huh? HUH?

Anyway, it ended! You did it girl! You've written an end to a second story! Keep up this performance! *jumping around crazily with an as crazy Chanyeol*