An Owl Boy and His Cats

The Witch and The Ice Boy

 

 Yep! I find an angel who wants to die…I’m perfect, you know.

 

“Kyungsoo! Come here you bastard!”

 

Jongin was still shouting at him. Who could know that sweet angel swears like a…um…I don’t know, troll maybe…

 

Kyungsoo shouted back. “Get out of here you idiot! Don’t want to see you!”

 

I rolled my eyes. “But owl boy, you didn’t even listen my suggestion.”

 

“Of course I didn’t! You called me an ‘owl’ for God’s sake!”

 

Ugh!! These angels are so offensive…

 

“Okay, sorry Kyungsoo…But I’m here to kill you.”

 

“WHAT!?” Kyungsoo and Jongin shouted at the same time.

 

I nodded. “Yep! I need to go to the hell…”

 

Wow, this guy is really fast! He stands next to Jongin right now.

 

“Okay then!” He sang happily.

 

I rolled my eyes. “Why do you want to die anyway?”

 

He sighed. “Because here, I don’t have any friends!”

 

Jongin pouted. “You have me…”

 

Kyungsoo rolled his eyes. “You are not my friend; you are the law which I hate…”

 

Jongin nodded with a grin. “Yeah, you’re right.”

 

Aww…poor little angel, he is alone…

 

“It’s so sad!! I’m gonna help you!” I said with soft eyes.

 

He stared at me. “It’s not sad. I just missed my cats.”

 

“Huh?”

 

“My friends are my cats and probably they missed me too.”

 

My mouth opened widely. “Y.your cats? You want to return to the Earth and leave the Heaven because of your damn stupid cats!!?”

 

Okay maybe I overreacted a little bit. Besides it is not my job to talk these things but…Come on! HE IS AN IDIOT!

 

He glared at me. “My cats are not damn or idiot! You’re an idiot; you’re the one who wants to go to hell!”

 

I wanted to talk but I decided not to. He is right anyway.

 

“Okay, how can I kill you? That’s my first murder” I sighed.

 

Jongin was watching me with huge eyes right now, well not as huge as the owl boy’s eyes of course.

 

“Um…Take it!” I looked at Kyungsoo’s hand. He is giving me a knife? Okay…

 

I took it and smiled. “Okay, let’s do this…I don’t wanna make the Devil angry.”

 

Kyungsoo stared at me like I was the weirdest thing he has ever seen but then he rolled his eyes.

 

I grinned and took a deep breath. I can do it! I’m a witch-hybrid-lover.

 

I raised the knife but then I heard Jongin. “Stop! Don’t do that!”

 

I blinked severally. “But why? I’m in hurry.”

 

He took a cell phone off in his pocket. “Okay, you can do it now.” He said calmly.

 

“You have cell phones in Heaven?” I asked in disbelief.

 

Jongin gave me a ‘duhh’ look. “We’re in heaven not Stone Age.”

 

“Then why don’t you have a car or bus!!” I shouted at him.

 

“Because…” Jongin stopped. “We don’t have it?”

 

Ugh, dear black magic, I need you right now…

 

“Anyway, I have things to do.” I said it and turned to owl boy again.

 

“I hope it won’t hurt” I smiled.

 

“I don’t care. Fluffy must be so hungry…” The owl boy murmured.

 

I rolled my eyes and stabbed the knife in his heart. A white light started to span. Then I saw 2 Kyungsoo. Second one looks like imaginary.

 

He smiled. “It didn’t hurt.” And turned to Jongin. “HHAHA! See ya fuc*er!”

 

Then he disappeared. I blinked severally then I realized my hands are vanishing.

 

Jongin put a lollipop in his mouth and started to watch me.

 

“Hımm…Say ‘hi’ to Minseok, okay?”

 

I nodded. “Who is he?”

 

He grinned. “A friend of mine. He is a demon but he is so cute. He can help you there.”

 

I nodded again. “Thanks, cop!” I shouted but then everything got darker.    

 

 

A.N// Hello~~

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sazuka #1
Chapter 19: Oh I'm very very very crazy because of this. I think I lost my sanity already.
A devil who searching for a comb.
An angel who eat kimchi and become a cop
An angel who want to die because some damn cat
An angel who like deers
An angel who like unicorn
An angel who have a prince disease
An angel who become an idol
A demon who become a gatekeeper
A demon who will only eat baozi
A demon who like every gucci thing
And
A demon who like banana.
Are you even serious author nim? I mean, I do love this but your story take my sanity away from me and I even slapped my self and it's so ing hurt.

But really author nim, this is a great story.^^
Fighting in taking people sanity author nim^^
I'm going too bye^^


♥♥♥ ya
sazuka #2
Chapter 16: IS SHE EVEN IN HELL? That crazy and stupid demon and angel really make me crazy!!!
sazuka #3
Chapter 13: Is she really in heaven? And These crazy people are angel?
sazuka #4
Chapter 9: Kyaaaaaa so cute
sazuka #5
Chapter 7: Kris you're so cool dude
Rudelonlysarang #6
Chapter 19: Hahahah this is so funny
kachinggu
#7
Chapter 19: What did i just read... THIS SOOOO HILARIOUS OMG ROLLING LIKE A BUFFALO RIGHT HERE AHAHAHHAHAHAHA
xi_hanbie
#8
Chapter 19: it seems that the leading lady is always spazzing which so daebak!

love it<3
AptonKey #9
Chapter 19: I find it hard to belive that English isnt your first language. You wrote better than I ever could.
saghmet
#10
Chapter 19: Why do I have to agree with Sehun? huh? HUH?

Anyway, it ended! You did it girl! You've written an end to a second story! Keep up this performance! *jumping around crazily with an as crazy Chanyeol*