Jagiya (Nichkhun x Amber)

10 Out of 10 Points (*insert male idol's name here* X Amber ONESHOTS)

waaah sorry if i haven't  updated much..i'm having a writer's block, & i'm supposed to update my other fanfic as well >< but thank you for all the comments & as much as possible, i'll start writing all of your requests :) 

 

for now, i'll post this other oneshot i made 3 years ago too~keke 

 

enjoy! :)

 


 

 

Skype video conversation

 

taebobshineepants

Location: Seoulhospital

 

ambercrombie

Location: Ingkigayo backstage

 

 

ambercrombie: taemin ah, you’re soooooo cuuuuuutttteeeeee >______<

 

 

insullin: stop spoiling him, unppa! he’ll get used to it!

 

 

ambercrombie: oh quite whinning, sulli! he may be my sunbae but he’s still my dongsaeng~ :D

 

 

taebobshineepants: :D thanks noona…me appreciate ^^;;

 

 

insullin: hey I’m your dongsaeng too! );

 

 

ambercrombie: who cares!

 

 

insullin:  -.- he can’t even speak english…

 

 

krystalclear: sulli! be nice to oppa! he’ still sick you know

 

 

insullin: oh give me a break =_=

 

 

ambercrombie: CHOI JINRI! be nice to taemin!

 

 

ambercrombie: don’t worry taemin ah…noona will take good care of you and I’ll visit you right away

 

 

ambercrombie: waahhh you’re so cute!!! :D

 

 

ambercrombie: right after this ingkigayo performance! :D

 

 

ambercrombie: waahhh you’re so cute!!! :D

 

 

ambercrombie: I’ll also bring you my special homemade soup.

 

 

ambercrombie: waahhh you’re so cute!!! :D

 

 

ambercrombie: I’ll read you a bedtime story

 

 

ambercrombie: waahhh you’re so cute!!! :D

 

 

ambercrombie: tuck you in and, and---

 

 

ambercrombie: taemin ah? Still there?

 

 

insullin: wow, I think you bore him to sleep >:D

 

 

ambercrombie: I DID NOT!

 

 

insullin: seriously, who couldn’t get bored with all the ‘taemin ah you’re so cute!’…

 

 

insullin: you sound like a malfunctioned tape recorder

 

 

insullin: well, most likely you sound like spongebob! Kekeke~ :D

 

 

ambercrombie: WHAT??!

 

 

insullin: I’m ready, I’m ready, I’M READY~!!! Lol

 

 

ambercrombie: 

 

 

taebobshineepants: uhh, noona?

 

 

ambercrombie: TAEMIN!!!

 

 

ambercrombie: you live!!! Asnjfdjfhdj!! :D:D:D

 

 

insullin: crazed e…

 

 

ambercrombie: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

 

 

insullin: 

 

 

taebobshineepants:  err, noona? Me is sorry for earlier. Me knows little engeurish only. Sorry…):

 

 

ambercrombie: awwwww

 

 

ambercrombie: guenchana, tae tae~! :D

 

 

ambercrombie: the only problem is my Korean is also limited.

 

 

ambercrombie: hmm…I need a translator.

 

 

insullin: I’ll translate for you >:D

 

 

ambercrombie: no thanks! After that fiasco at music bank, I’ll NEVER EVER trust you!

 

 

insullin:  but you told me you like G-Dragon subaenim and wanted to---

 

 

ambercrombie: SHUT UP!

 

 

taebobshineepants: O_O D:

 

 

ambercrombie: uhh, you didn’t hear anything, araso?

 

 

taebobshineepants: ?

 

 

ambercrombie: oh yeah…sorry…

 

 

ambercrombie: damn I need a translator..

 

 

ambercrombie: hmm…now…where to find a-

 

 

ambercrombie: AHA!

 

 

ambercrombie: NICHKHUN SUNBAE!

 

 

cometothailand: JAGIYA!!! <3<3<3

 

 

ambercrombie:sunbae! I thought we agreed not to call me that!

 

 

cometothailand: promises are meant to be broken, sweetheart~<3 :D

 

 

cometothailand:*winks*

 

 

ambercrombie: aish, stop that! D:<

 

cometothailand: araso, araso. what did you call me for, ja—

 

 

ambercrombie: AMBER!

 

 

cometothailand: fine. AMBER, lmfao, what did you call me for? :D

 

 

ambercrombie: I’m trying to have a decent conversation with taemin which is actually happening but failing because he can’t understand English and I can’t speak Korean.

 

 

cometothailand: so…you want me to be your translator?

 

 

ambercrombie: YES! Will you please~

 

 

ambercrombie: *puppy dog eyes*

 

 

cometothailand: *winks* you know I can’t resist you, jagiya :D

 

 

cometothailand: so what do you want me to translate?

 

 

ambercrombie: umm…how do you say ‘I have something to say’?

 

 

cometothailand: naega hal malideo

 

 

ambercrombie: naega hal malideo~yey! Okay, okay. How do you say ‘Taemin, you’re so cute!!!’? :D:D:D

 

 

cometothailand: 

 

 

ambercrombie: ?

 

 

ambercrombie: sunbae?

 

 

cometothailand: sorry ^^

 

 

cometothailand: I was thinking :D

 

 

ambercrombie: :D…so…

 

 

cometothailand: oh yeah! The Korean translation is ‘Taemin ah, Khun ah neoma kyeopta. Geuneundeo sangee jeokideulya minamiya!’ ^__^

 

 

ambercrombie: waahh!!! Thank you so much, sunbae! :D

 

 

cometothailand: anything for you *winks*

 

 

  • cometothailand has signed off –

 

 

ambercrombie: …oookaaayyy…TAEMIN AH!!! :D

 

 

ambercrombie: naega hal malideo :D

 

 

taebobshineepants: ige mwoyeyo, noona? :)

 

 

ambercrombie: Taemin ah, Khun ah neoma kyeopta! Geuneundeo sangee jeokideulya minamiya!!! :D

 

 

taebobshineepants: O_O!!!

 

 

taebobshineepants: *cries* waaahh! Me thought noona loved I only!

 

 

ambercrombie: huh?

 

 

insullin: ZOMFG! O_O! I can’t believe you just said that!

 

 

insullin: you promised to share all your secrets with me!

 

 

insullin: koh jid mal! );

 

 

ambercrombie: w-what?

 

 

ambercrombie: what the hell did I just say? O_O

 

 

insullin: hmph…like you don’t know…

 

 

ambercrombie: idiot. If I knew what it meant, I wouldn’t need a translator or ask you.

 

 

insullin: lol you have a point :P

 

 

ambercrombie: -__-

 

 

ambercrombie: what the hell did I say??!

 

 

insullin: you said ‘Taemin, Khun is so cute. He’s more handsome than you’ll ever be’.

 

 

insullin: that was pretty harsh you know

 

 

insullin: Now I feel bad for the little coconut head…

 

 

insullin: Nichkhun and Amber sitting in the tree~

 

 

insullin:  K-I-S-S-I-N-G~

 

 

insullin: first comes love then comes marriage, then comes---

 

 

ambercrombie: NICHKHUN SUNBAE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *roars*

 

 

- ambercrombie has signed off -

 

insullin: and she said she wouldn’t trust my English skills…tsk3

 

 

insullin: sunbae’s sooo dead. Oh well >:D

 

 

insullin: annyeong, taemin ah!~

 

 

insullin: I better go before Amber bites Khun sunbae’s head off…ANNYEONG!!! >:D

 

 

- insullin has signed off -

 

 

 

Sulli giggled to herself as she watched Amber whack Nichkhun around the dressing room with a large marshmallow mascot. She laughed even harder when he repeated his infamous line all over again, causing uproar.

 

 

“I told you, you should have chosen me, JAGIYA! <3<3<3”

 

 

 

 

 

I can’t hold this in. I’m so distressed. I’m even more distressed then a distressed movie star

 


weeee~i know amber was pretty much out of character here, so yeah..keke~

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Gemmybear
#1
Chapter 7: AUTHOR BISAYA KA?!!! OMGGGGGG <3
BeepBeep1234 #2
Chapter 21: Please Jongber fanfic (add some scene if you can 'cause I like it)
SkyClouds
#3
Chapter 2: I love your fanfic, specially gdber story gd and amber.
Please make a new ff of gdber authornim
PrincessRoyals12 #4
Chapter 15: C13: Gah, my Krisber heart. I really miss their interactions with each other. KRISBER for the win!
llama1023 #5
Chapter 6: Omg your oneshots are hilarious pleade continue ♥♥♥ lmao
llama1023 #6
Chapter 7: Author-nim you're the best!!! I'm loving this!!!!!
kdramafever578 #7
Chapter 15: y times with krisber = happy shipper
HunnieHannie
#8
i really need some tasty twins x amber after watching all wgm tv episodes! ;A;
But anyways, i LOVE every single fic here. thank you for putting so much effort in this!♥
wangzifan
#9
Henry x Amber x Xiumin pleaseee, ends up with Henber OuO
I want to see Amber between the 2 hamster-looking boys ~