Heechul was practically serious when he said his ideal woman had to be fair-skinned, long-legged and bodacious. He likes his woman to be as feminine as he is.

When the new SME girl group, f(x) debuted, he immediately took a liking to Krystal, who to him was the epitome of heaven (Well, most likely because she resembles Jessica).

“Annyeonghaseo! This is your favorite radio station, Kiss the Radio! I’m your ever so angelic DJ Teukie Teukie and filling in for DJ Hyukkie’s absence is none other than Chulirella!”

“De, annyeong my dear petals! Teukie ah…”

“De?”

“Girl groups have certainly taken over the music charts, don’t you agree?”

“Indeed. I mean, wow, they’re all so unique and talented in their own way that they’ve all managed to make an image that’ll mark  them in the history of the music industry. Speaking of these talented girls, this newly debuted girl group has caught the attention of many even before they debuted.”

“You’re right, Teukie. Lala ireohke chA…chA chA ro~…de, I’ve been dying to meet these ladies! So everyone put your hands in the air for our dear dongsaengs…”

“f(x)!!!”

At cue, all five girls entered the said room and greeted the two men and as well as the viewers and listeners.

“Annyeonghaseo! We are f(x) imnida!!!”

“Glad to finally see all of you! Wahh…this truly is an opportunity. Fans have been emailing us about wanting f(x) to sing their debut single live here at Kiss the Radio. Why don’t you ladies make their wish come true?”

All the while they were singing, Heechul couldn’t help but linger his eyes on one particular member. “I thought this was a girl group? Why the hell is there a guy on their group?! Hmph…he might get close to my goddess, Krystal!!! But damn…he sure can dance well…and he is kindda hot-OMFG!!! D-Did I  just think that guy was ho—OMO!!! Even worst, was I checking a GUY out?!”  He felt his face warming up from embarrassment. Not only did he just check the guy out, he was starting to get interested on the guy.

He suddenly felt a whack on his shoulder. “Yah! Guenchana?” He felt all eyes on him as he diverted his gaze from the guy and on to Eeteuk.

“Teukie ah, f(x) is a girl group, right?” Eeteuk look confusedly at him but nonetheless nodded. “So, why’s there guy on their group?”

The room fell silent.  The next thing Heechul knew, the room was roaring with laughter.  Now, he was starting to feel confuse. What the hell was so funny about what he said?

“I’M SERIOUS, TEUKIE!!!”

Eeteuk’s laughter soon died out as he turn his attention to the baffled man, “Yah, he’ not a guy.”

“Are you stupid or something, Teuk?! That is a guy and I’ll prove it to you!”

“Heechul, wait! Don’t----” Too late. Right after Heechul grabbed the guy’s errm…crotch, an earsplitting screech echoed throughout the room, followed by a resounding slap.

Heechul immediately recovered from the mind-boggling slap and regained his composure. “Y-You’re…a GIRL?!” He managed to scream out, still holding his swollen cheek.

The girl glared daggers at him. “If you weren’t drooling earlier, you would have noticed!” The girl whose name was actually Amber, stuck her tongue out at him childishly as she scooted far from him.

Him, being THE Kim Heechul, swaggered his way towards her and intently kissed her, on the lips.  “Now, this is HEAVEN!” he thought aimlessly as imaginary hearts floated in the air.

“ERT!!!” Amber screeched once again and sent a powerful kick to Heechul’s most sacred area: his balls.

Heechul winced at the overwhelming pain, falling dramatically onto the ground. Eeteuk merely shook his head,typical Heechul, he thought as he motioned to calm Amber down. They all sat back and continued the show, leaving Heechul to his corner.

Amidst the excruciating throbbing he felt down there, he couldn’t help but grin. He was definitely interested in her. Krsytal’s out and Amber’s in.

Amber was definitely his epitome of HEAVEN.

That girl, so pretty. Oh my god, unbelievable. This is beauty I’ve never seen before