“Stupid Jokomato!”  Pretty warrior attack punch (Those of you who watch anime know what I’m talking about.  This is what happens when you watch Sailor Moon clips after writing a Matoki!fic.).

“But human host is in love with Shishimato’s human host.”

“Ow. Ow. Ow.”  Flailing.  Utter fail at running away.  And that’s how Kekemato defeated the evildoer of the day!

“Kekemato.”                                                                             

“Dadamato?”

“Leave Jokomato alone.  It’s not his fault his human host woke up.”

“Yes it is, stupid!” Pretty warrior attack kick.

“Ow. Ow. Ow.”

“What the is going on?!”

“Shishimato!  Hya!”  Pretty warrior attack punch and kick combo.

“Oof.  What the ?!”

“You stole my Jokomato!”  Shake.

“I did not.”

“Yes you did.”

“ENOUGH!”

Kekemato and Shishimato fall on their asses.  They turn to stare at Jokomato.  Wait.  It’s not Jokomato.  It’s Yoo Youngjae.  He has Jokomato’s bunny body in his arms.

“Hi.”

“Jokomato?”

“Well.  I made a deal with Youngjae-ssi here.  He said that if I left his body and if you all leave his friends’ bodies then they’ll continue helping us.”

“Stupid.  Stupid.  Stupid!  Jokomato!”

“B-but w-why?”

“They’ll go back on their word!  Besides, he’s not the leader!”

“Shishimato’s host is…”

“Jokomato?  Shut up!”

“Host says yes.”

“Fine!  But I still won’t forgive you!”

“But Kekemato…”

“No!”

///BANGJAE///JOKE///

I already gave you guys the reason PRETTY GUARDIAN SAILOR MOON (usagi-chan is also an alien bunny) + MATOKI  = CRACKY WEIRDNESS