Setting: Near Seoul Co-Ed High School

One fine school morning Yoong's so-called master plan was put into action. Three dorks and their dongsaeng were hurriedly making their way through some bushes in a horrible un-ninja-like manner. One person was tripping over a pebble , another was causing too much noise , and one kept cleaning her shoes after every leaf she stepped on. To make a long story short let's just say that it took a while.

" Come on guys we need to hurry or we might miss them. " , Yoona ordered.

" Okay but........ can you stop? " , Yuri pleaded.

" Stop what? " , Yoona asked unaware of what Yuri meant.

*fail Yoong ninja roll*

" That , you dummy! " , Yuri pointed out with despair.

" You're seriously so embarassing. " , Taeyeon said while face-palming herself.

" And you , Kim Taengoo! What do you think you're doing on my back? You better get your lazy off me. " , Yuri commanded.

" But I don't feel like walking. Can't you just carry me the rest of the way? It's not that far and I'm not that heavy either. " , Taeyeon pleaded cutely.

" Not heavy , you've got to be kidding me. " , Yuri scoffed.

" What did you say? " , Taeyeon questioned in shock.

" You heard me. " , Yuri stated nochalantly.

" Oh it's on you dark kid! " , Taeyeon declared.

" Bring it midget! " , Yuri shot back.

" Aigoo these unnies of mine....... " , Seohyun sighed.

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Two girls were walking up the street to their high school when a certain mushroom noticed something odd.

" Hey Jessi? " , asked Tiffany

" Hmm? " , Jessica replied

" Do you see that? " , Tiffany questioned

" See what? " , Jessica answered

" Over there in the bushes I think someone's watching us. " , Tiffany pointed out.

As the two girls started looking towards the bushes whispers and warning slaps were spread among them. Yoong was sadly slapped in the face.

" Ow that hurt , which one of you punks slapped me in the face? " , Yoona shrieked in pain.

" Yah Im Yoona keep your head down they're gonna see us! " , Yuri exclaimed in a hushed tone.

The four girls minus Hyoyeon seemed to be spying on JeTi from afar trying not to get noticed.

" Unnie , what exactly are we supposed to be doing? " , Seohyun wondered aloud.

" Don't you remember what I told you guys last night? " , Yoona replied.

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*Flashback*

Okay so part 1 of Yoong's master plan will be the pre-observation phase. First we need to scope out those two and try to get some important information. It's always best to gather some info on your target first hand. , Yoona put simply.

" Unnie , does the plan really have to be so complicated? " , Seohyun interrupted.

" What are we the frikken fbi? " , Yuri exclaimed.

" We're not super spies or agents or anything. " , Taeyeon added.

" Just do what I say alright? " , Yoona commanded.

" Okay but you're not that slick. " , Yuri stated.

" I'm more worried about you messing up the plan. " , Taeyeon said.

" So what am I supposed to do am I gonna run surveilance with you guys too? " , Hyoyeon asked.

" Not you Hyoyeonie your part in this plan comes later just stay out of this part okay? " , Yoona ordered.

" Okay if you say so , just don't do anything too crazy alright Yoongie? I want Jessica to like me not think I'm part of some undercover stalking group. " , Hyoyeon said worriedly.

" Don't worry it'll be fine. " , Yoona assured.

*Flashback End*

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Jessica and Tiffany = Blue font 

" Look they're saying something. " , Yuri pointed out.

" I can't hear anything. " , Seohyun added.

( I sense fail all over the place...... ) , Taeyeon thought while staring with a blank face.

" Just try to read their lips , watch I'm amazing when it comes to reading lips. " , Yoona replied.

" So Jessi what's going on with you? " , Tiffany questioned Jessica.

" So Jessi who's going out with you? " , Yoona echoed. 

" What are you talking about? " , Jessica answered confusedly.

" Are you talking about..... " , Yoona echoed wrong again.

" It's just that you look kind of sad and even more out of it than usual. " , Tiffany replied worried.

" Its just that you look even more in it than usual. " , Yoona echoed for the last and worst time.

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" Omo omo omo! " , Taeyeon exclaimed incredulously.

" In it? in what? " , Yuri wondered in shock.

" She's going out with someone? " , Seohyun said in surprise.

" Snap okay I guess we need to start phase two then let's go men. " , Yoona whisperred hurriedly.

" I am no man a bro maybe but not a man. " , Yuri said refusingly.

" Men are gross. " , Seohyun stated adamantly.

" And they are no where near as cute as me! " , Taeyeon added with a dorky grin.

" Really Kim Taengoo you're gonna go there. " , Yuri argued.

" Why not is it because you're jealous? " , Taeyeon teased.

" Whatever let's just go m-grasshoppers , yes you are my young grasshoppers. " , Yoona clarified.

" Aye aye master Yoong! " , all of them agreed in unison.

The four girls maneuvered through the bushes and made it to the entrance unseen by JeTi. 

" Okay so what exactly is phase two? " , Yuri brought up.

" Flashback time! " , Yoona announced.

" Again? " , Seohyun questioned.

" Where I don't see it? " , Taeyeon looked around in curiosity.

" Here look this way. " , Yoona pointed to some random direction in the sky.

" Ooh " all of them echoed in awe.

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*Flashback*

" Phase two my friends is a key ingredient to my master plan. It is the phase in which we will be interrogating our perpertrator. " , Yoona explained in a strange tone.

" Ehrm why in the heck are you speaking that way " , Yuri exclaimed.

" Shh young one please let me explain further. *ahem* As I was saying we will abduct-uh I mean persuade the one called Jessica Jung for a few moments of her spare time to ask her questions in which we need to obtain data on " , Yoona continued in an odd manner.

" Okay so basically we're just gonna ask her questions relating to our Hyoyeonie and see if she cracks under pressure " , Taeyeon verified.

" You are perfectly right young Taengoo " , Yoona bellowed once again.

" Uh thanks? " ( Is this dork on something or what? ) , Taeyeon said uneasily.

" But unnie what if she refuses to answer any of our questions or what if she ends up making it through without cracking? " , Seohyun questioned.

" That young Seobaby we shall worry about later. "  , Yoona said.

" All right then what questions should we ask her? " , Yuri added.

" Let us come up with the utmost amazing questions to ever be questioned! " , Yoona echoed into the room.

*sigh* " I swear if you keep speaking like that I'm seriously going to smack you in the face and you're not even going to know it was me. " , Yuri replied in an annoyed tone.

" Ha Ha Ha we shall see who gets smacked young one ." , Yoona continued in her strange deep voice.

( Just you wait you annoying dork I'm gonna get you...... ) , Yuri thought to herself.

*Flashback End*

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After horribly completing the first phase of Yoong's master plan they were able to meet up with Hyoyeon in homeroom. She was sitting at her desk just staring out the window.

" What is our Hyoyeonie thinking about now? " , Taeyeon playfully asked.

" Oh hey guys I was actually thinking about you four just now. Did phase one go okay? " , Hyoyeon asked , concerned about the answer.

" Uh..... " , Taeyeon began.

" .....well...... " , Yuri whispered under her breath.

" .......you see unnie we..... " , Seohyun tried saying.

" ....... We are going to take care of it so you don't have to worry about anything whatsoever. " , Yoona wrapped up with confidence.

" What she said. " , Yuri reacted quickly.

" Definetly. " , Taeyeon agreed.

" Okay then when are you going to start the second phase? " , Hyoyeon responded.

" Probably sometime during music class since they'll probably be giving us a free day while everthing is getting sorted out. " , Yoona answered.

" Okay then. " , Hyoyeon replied thoughtfully.

Their teacher walked in , took role and started the long day that is their everyday life. 

*stretch* " School is so tiring. " , Yuri  said weakly.

" Mah brain hurts. " , Taeyeon complained.

" Alright grasshopper let's move! " , Yoona chimed in.

" Meh....... " all of them replied weakly.

Everybody decided to get up and head towards their respective elective classrooms which included the five dork squad , Jeti and SooSun for music class. As they entered the classroom they noticed Jeti and SooSun already there sitting down and chatting eith each other. They noticed the five and imediately had glares shot at them by a certain mushroom and shikshin.

" Err what did you two do? " , Taeyeon interrupted.

" I'm not sure. " , Yoona said uneasily.

" Well let's hope we don't die , yeah? " , Yuri said whilr eyeing the two giving them death stares.

The five came over to where JeTi and SooSun were sitting and found some chairs to sit near them.

" My Fany Fany Tiffany how are you doing today! " , Yoona greeted Tiffany as if nothing was wrong.

hmph Tiffany

" Ehh did I do something wrong Fany-ah? " , Yoona asked innocently.

" Yes you did. " , Tiffany replied sharply.

" Hello there my beautiful shikshin! " , Yuri tried greeting Sooyoung with enthusiasm.

silence Sooyoung

" Hey what's wrong? " , Yuri poked at her.

" Those two are hopeless. " , Jessica Sunny

" Why , what did they do? ' , Taeyeon wondered.

" Didn't you guys ever think that long lost lovers would want to spend more time with each other? " , Sunny pointed out.

" Or at least say good morning at the beginning of the day. " , Jessica stated matter of factly.

" Oh yeah huh. " , Taeyeon realized.

" It's all my fault guys. " , Hyoyeon suddenly voiced.

Everybody turned towards Hyoyeon.

" What are you talking about Hyo? " , Yuri said in a worried tone.

" Yoona and Yuri were helping me out with something along with Taeyeon and Seohyun. Ever since yesterday to now they've been preoccupied so they didn't really have time for anything else. I'm sorry that they had to waste their time helping me instead of hanging out with you. " , Hyoyeon explained with an apologetic puppy face.

( Hyobaby..... ) Jessica thought about Hyoyeon with the utmost concern.

" Aww Hyoyeonie you pabo! " , Taeyeon squealed adorably.

" You shouldn't feel bad whatsoever. " , Yuri stated.

" Unnie we're your bestfriends of course we have to help and take care of you. " , Seohyun expressed sincerely.

" We can take a beating every now and then for you. " , Yoona added.

" Don't feel bad Hyoyeon we were just lonely. " , Tiffany tried to explain gently.

" It's okay Hyoyeon we just couldn't wait to see Yoona and Yuri that we got a bit emotional. " , Sooyoung reassured.

" So we don't have to get beat up then? " , Yoona asked with a curious expression.

" Shut yo mouth Yoong! " , Yuri screamed at the naive girl.

" When did I say we weren't going to beat you two up? You didn't answer our calls or texts all day yesterday and on top of that you didn't even say hi this morning. " , Tiffany answered with a menacing smile.

As the two were getting their ears pulled and sides poked by SooFany everybody just laughed at the cute sight.

" See Hyo , you don't need to feel bad. They can just get beat up! " , Taeyeon  said with a laugh.

" Yeah , I guess so! " , Hyoyeon said with a wide grin.

" But wait unnies. " , Seohyun whispered to Taeyeon and Hyoyeon

" Hmm? " , Taeyeon hummed.

" What is it maknae? " , Hyoyeon wondered.

" Didn't we forget something? " , Seohyun pushed on.

" Oh yeah huh what about phase two? " , Hyoyeon remembered suddenly.

" I don't really think that's going to work right now. Isn't Yoong the one who came up with the questions? " , Taeyeon pointed out.

" I guess it'll just have to wait until another time. " , Hyoyeon suggested.

" Or whenever they're done getting beat up. " , Taeyeon added.

" That'll probably be tomorrow then. " , Hyoyeon said.

" Probably. " , Taeyeon agreed.

*group sigh* " Tomorrow...... " 

Author: Sorry if you were expecting a master plan with epic fantastical proportions. This is the best I could think of and as for me updating so late........ *hides in corner* I'll try to do better , but I think the best thing to do is just ignore this story until I actually finish it since it will take a while. That's just what I think. You guys can do whatever you please. Hope you enjoy this chapter because it was fun writing a lot of those Yul Taengoo fight moments. Please do comment ^_^