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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Question to discuss:
Are blacks inferior?

Stranger: no

Stranger: y u ask?

You: unfortunately, sometimes that's what is thought :(

You: why?

You: :O

You: jah

You: answer me spy!

Stranger: lol

Stranger: he cant -_-

Stranger: sad

Stranger: thing

Stranger: about

Stranger: spy

Stranger: mode

Stranger: is

Stranger: that

Stranger: spy

Stranger: cant

You: i know :P

Stranger: type

You: AHHHHHHHHH

You: perbert

Stranger: hm...

Stranger: is that a name?

You: yesh with dah b

You: duhhh

Stranger: ok is that your name>

Stranger: *?

Stranger: perbert

You: yeah

You: like er

You: ert**

You: except coolz

Stranger: mine is vagine

Stranger: ;)

You: woah!!! awesome!!!

You: :O

Stranger: yeah

You: I bow down to you ,3

You: <3

Stranger: lol

You: blech, back keyboard

You: derpderpderp

Stranger: derp song is awesome

You: I wonder if dah spy think I'm odd... :O Or if they think ur coolz

Stranger: lol

You: that it is, darling

Stranger: we're awesome

You: Jah <3

Stranger: spy must be jelly of our awesomeness

You: we're two peas in a spaceship

You: totally jelly

Stranger: o/

You: you leik dah kpop?

Stranger: FBI

If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.

Stranger: haha

You: NOOOOO

Stranger: weird message

You: lol

Stranger: poped righ?

Stranger: *right

You: jah

Stranger: that means yeah, i suppose.

You: yup ;)

Stranger: jah

Stranger: lol

You: <3

You: So, you into dah Kpop? :O yesh or no?

You: wat about da horror

Stranger: wha tis that?

You: korean pop

You: really coolz

You: <3

You: not weird at all suprisingly

Stranger: :3

You: lol them bois r cute

You: so, you a ? Or no :O

Stranger: not

You: dang it! It's a popular now a days

Stranger: lol

You: nowadays**

You: what iz da funnt ting you loling for D:

Stranger: you saying is popular nowadays

You: no, just I see a lot of people talking about it like a good thing online e.e

Stranger: omg really

Stranger: sick.

You: yeah O.o

You: crazy people these days

You: kinda scary D:

Stranger: do you like the nyan cat? :3

Stranger: hes so cute

You: OMG I ASKED SOMEONE THAT JUST A LITTLE WHILE AGO :O

Stranger: :O

You: and yehs i do :3

Stranger: his gf is hello kitty and they have a baby u.u

You: did you know it's pronounced 'nya' cat

You: awww

Stranger: a baby cat

Stranger: a kitten

You: so cute!!

Stranger: a kitty

You: <3

Stranger: :3

You: and nya/nyan means meow in Japanese

Stranger: and really? 'nya' i always said it like "nyan"

Stranger: and yes

Stranger: i did know that

Stranger: ;)

You: wow! <3

You: I love you now!

You: smart people are coolz

Stranger: ^^

You: You female or male? cause imma female bish

Stranger: female

You: woot!

You: haha

Stranger: haha

You: I still lub ya ;)

Stranger: lol

You: this turned out pretty fun, thanks mah momeh!

Stranger: ^^

Stranger: it was nice talking to you

You: yesh, yesh it waz

Stranger: jah

Stranger: :3

You: baibai <3

Stranger: byes

Stranger: peace

Stranger: have a happy life

You: pyong~

You: you too

You: be happy

You: do whatever you leik and have fun~

Stranger: YOLO

You: HAZAAHHHHH

Stranger: bye

Stranger: :3

You: toodles

You: <3

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

 

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In chapter 13 I, scarlettwolf, met a guy. I ended up talking to him for way longer than normal, about 3 hours... He and I actually talk daily to this day. >_

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byunqrins_ #1
Chapter 20: omg brah
laughing rn brah
harhar
immaninja13 #2
Chapter 2: Kevin finally got a home! And a giant black knight...
ampharoses
#3
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erinchoi95
#4
Oh my god this is srsly the BEST SHOP EVER!!!! I'm laughing my a** off right now!!
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