;A; Stranger 2 marry us

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You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:
Are you stupid?

Stranger 2: Yes.

Stranger 2: Very.

Stranger 1: whoah brah

Stranger 2: brah

Stranger 2: like.

Stranger 2: woah

Stranger 1: why the self loathing

Stranger 2: I'm a dumb mothaa.

Stranger 2: Feel me?

Stranger 1: whoah brah

Stranger 1: no i dont

Stranger 1: i cant feel ya

Stranger 2: Brah

Stranger 2: Like.

Stranger 2: Woah.

Stranger 1: you said that already mah brah

Stranger 1: are you high?

Stranger 2: No.

Stranger 1: then dont you ig call me brah, brah

Stranger 2: Brah, please.

Stranger 2: Chill brah.

Stranger 1: ok

Stranger 2: Ok

Stranger 2: We good brah?

Stranger 1: not too good brah, not too good

Stranger 2: Oh brah

Stranger 2: Why not brah?

Stranger 1: cause brah i freaked

Stranger 2: Oh brah, what happened brah?

Stranger 1: i told ya mah brah

Stranger 1: i freaked

Stranger 2: Chill brah

Stranger 2: Chill.

Stranger 1: k

Stranger 2: k.

Stranger 2: you got this nigga.

Stranger 1: hold on brah im trying

Stranger 1: gimme some space

Stranger 2: I got you brah

Stranger 2: Okay I'll back off.

Stranger 1: just alittle bit more

Stranger 2: aight brah

Stranger 1: k

Stranger 2: k.

Stranger 1: thanks mah brah

Stranger 1: i needed that

Stranger 2: Anytime brah, anytime.

Stranger 2: Remember that brah

Stranger 1: what do i have to remember brah?

Stranger 2: That I'm here for you, brah.

Stranger 1: oh

Stranger 1: yeah

Stranger 2: Whenever you need it.

Stranger 1: thanks mah brah

Stranger 2: no prob brah

Stranger 1: so wee cool?

Stranger 2: yeah brah, we cool.

Stranger 1: k

Stranger 2: s'all good.

Stranger 1: neva beta

Stranger 2: Good, good.

Stranger 1: mah hart rate is normal brah!

Stranger 1: im good

Stranger 2: aww yeah brah

Stranger 1: awwwwwwwwwww yeahhhhhhhhhh

Stranger 2: I love that meme.

Stranger 2: It's great.

Stranger 1: im ing freaking out again brah

Stranger 2: oh brah

Stranger 2: just chill brah

Stranger 2: s'all good brah

Stranger 1: i cant brah

Stranger 1: your ing stupid comment about a meme

Stranger 2: lolol

Stranger 1: im freaking out

Stranger 1: help brah

Stranger 2: s'all good.

Stranger 2: whachu need brah?

Stranger 1: even more space than before

Stranger 1: please

Stranger 2: okay.

Stranger 1: back off mah brah

Stranger 2: you got it.

Stranger 1: now turn around

Stranger 2: aight.

Stranger 1: k

Stranger 1: feeling a little bit better brah

Stranger 2: good brah

Stranger 2: good

Stranger 1: *stands back up*

Stranger 2: we good brah?

Stranger 1: *sigh*

Stranger 1: we good

Stranger 2: k.

Stranger 1: and dont you ever talk about a meme again brah whatever that is

Stranger 2:  brotha

Stranger 2: shiiit

Stranger 1: i am sorry brah but i am not your brother

Stranger 2: brah

Stranger 2: chill the out

Stranger 1: but, but i am

Stranger 2: Good.

Stranger 2: keep it that way.

Stranger 2: Or bad things will happen.

Stranger 1: brah? is that a threat im sensing?

Stranger 2: naw brah.

Stranger 2: I told you, chill. You're actin' crazy brah.

Stranger 1: k

Stranger 2: k.

Stranger 1: so it was not a threat?

Stranger 2: no brah

Stranger 2: you know we're cool brah.

Stranger 1: *wipes sweat of forehead*

Stranger 1: good

Stranger 2: whachu doin' brah?

Stranger 1: trying to relax breh

Stranger 2: breathe brah

Stranger 2: breathe

Stranger 1: cause i thoght it was a threat to me so, i was like brah why?

Stranger 2: naw brah

Stranger 1: but then i was like brah we are cool

Stranger 2: I like you too much, brah

Stranger 2: no homo,brah

Stranger 1: no homo

Stranger 2: never.

Stranger 1: k

Stranger 1: brah im so cool right meow

Stranger 2: brah are you a cat?

Stranger 1: naw brah

Stranger 2: brah

Stranger 2: it's cool.

Stranger 1: ]i think i misspelled that

Stranger 2: You can tell me anything.

Stranger 2: aight brah.

Stranger 2: I trust ya.

Stranger 1: i think its spelled *all right* not aight

Stranger 1: k brah?

Stranger 1: did that help?

Stranger 2: ebonics brah.

Stranger 1: i sense ya mah brah

Stranger 2: holla.

Stranger 1: i dont feel ya cause i cant

Stranger 1: you know

Stranger 1: ?

Stranger 2: I sense ya.

Stranger 1: brah fist mah brah

Stranger 2: *brahfist*

Stranger 1: *brahfist*

Stranger 1: brah did you notice that the guy who posted the question is reading our entire conversation?

Stranger 2: lol brah

Stranger 2: maybe he left brah

Stranger 1: how?

Stranger 2: he can leave.

Stranger 1: he leaves and we are not disconnected?

Stranger 2: yeah.

Stranger 1: *brahfist*

Stranger 2: *brahfist*

Stranger 1: brah i feel like i have to leave mah brah right meow

Stranger 2: Do what you feel is right, brah

Stranger 2: I won't hold it against ya

Stranger 1: thats mah brah, brah

Stranger 2: Just one thing

Stranger 2: before you go.

Stranger 1: only one?

Stranger 2: *brahfist*

Stranger 2: I'll always sense ya brah, no homo.

Stranger 1: *brahfist*

Stranger 1: from now on you refer to me as brah1

Stranger 1: if we meet again

Stranger 2: I will be brah2

Stranger 2: adios brah1. adios.

Stranger 1: hell yeah ya will

Stranger 1 has disconnected

 

We love you brah2 ;A;

 

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scarlettwolf
In chapter 13 I, scarlettwolf, met a guy. I ended up talking to him for way longer than normal, about 3 hours... He and I actually talk daily to this day. >_

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byunqrins_ #1
Chapter 20: omg brah
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Chapter 2: Kevin finally got a home! And a giant black knight...
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