We now actually talk on skype and Email >_< We started at like 8-9 and ended at 12.... this is what it all started with.... (this is only a snapshot trolol)

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Question to discuss:

each other or kill each other.

You: A friend from my childhood killed my hamster because she repeatedly threw it at my door

You: I can do that if ya wnat :)

Stranger: i guess that depends on your gender and ual preference

You: what they said!!

You: Sorry meesto person (or maybe a troll :O)

You: but no

Stranger: then it's a fight

Stranger: TO THE DEATH!

Stranger: en garde, ye scallywag *draws sword*

You: *draws knife*

You: u going down bish

Stranger: haha, bringing a dagger to a swordfight?

You: no

You: I have agun too

You: bish

You: >:3

Stranger: that's not very sporting, unless you are proposing a duel

You: hmmm

You: you got a gun?

You: wait

You: I have 2 chainsaws

You: wanna fight to dah death with em'?

Stranger: a chainsaw duel? i think the odds of either of us surviving are most low indeed

Stranger: although the originality of that idea is appealing...

You: but...

You: MY CHAINSAWSSS 3

You: *depression~*

You: and death iz coolz

Stranger: another day...if you survive this one

You: fine, mommy :'(

Stranger: meanwhile, my sword seems to be stuck in your ribcage

Stranger: epic distraction is epic

You: Dammit!

You: Pulls chainsaw out

You: kekekekeke

Stranger: *double-tap left* quick dodge

You: AHH
Left4Dead style charger

You: VROOMMM

You: Damn

You: I missed

You: D:

Stranger: my reflexes are quite honed. thank you, Super Smash Brothers

You: 

You: WHY DIDN'T MY BROS TEACH MEH MORE

You: STUPID THEM FOR LETTIGN THEIR LITTLE SISTER DIEEEEEE

Stranger: my parents thought i was crazy for spending all my time playing vidya games instead of homework

You: Sigh, well, Imma be a witch now

You: SEE VIDEO GAMES ARE GOOD

Stranger: -sigh- ing necromancers. so annoying...

You: One hit kill btw

You: urg ikr? :O

You: *screams and chases you*

Stranger: -taps Z- good thing i've been hording a star

You: I mean stranger

You: frickkkkkk

Stranger: invincibility...mmm mmm that feel

You: *turns into kirby and puffs up to the sky*

Stranger: all the blue shells on Earth can't defeat the power of the stars!

You: DOWN B~~

Stranger: left, left, right, right, up, down, up, dow-URK!

Stranger: o_O

You: I appear to have hurt you and poked you with the sword you stuffed through meh ribcage =/

You: bwhahahaha

Stranger: i don't think Kirby has a ribcage...or any bones, for that matter

You: but.... it's so cute.... If we dissected Kirby then there would just be goo, blood, and guts...

You: they'ed still be cute though :3

Stranger: oh, of course. i didn't learn Gourmet Race on my guitar for nothing

You: hmmm.... wanna play it for meh> :O

Stranger: i would, but first i must FIREMAHLAZER

Stranger: SHOOP DA WHOOP

You: SHOOP DA WHOOP!!!! <3 HAZZAHH

Stranger: well, that was fun

Stranger: would you like to have a real conversation now?

You: I wonder if dah spy is still here :O

Stranger: probably

You: HEY SPY

You: ANSWER

You: >_<

Stranger: i don't think that technology exists yet

You: they should be able to do that :(

Stranger: i agree

You: every time I see spy on here I think of Team Fortress 2 XD

Stranger: my age is showing...it makes me think of Spy vs. Spy

You: haha how old are you then? lol

Stranger: 23

Stranger: i remember when MadTV was good

You: oh lol not too old :P

You: my bro used to say that lol

Stranger: good man...good man

You: yeah, he has a huge beard

You: it's orange

You: and he looks like a lumberman

You: :3

Stranger: i myself have a salt and pepper goatee...minus the mustache, of course

Stranger: i actually look a lot like Shaggy from Scooby-Doo

You: smexy :3

You: trololo

You: OMG I LOVE SHAGGY

You: At one point, i though he was hot

Stranger: haha, not a Fred kinda girl? :P

You: how do you know i'm female ;)

You: jkjk

You: Imma gurl

You: and nah, the other girl has that covered.

Stranger: Daphne, of course

You: yeah gotta love her <3

You: I HATE THE NEW SCOOBY DOO!!!

You: Velma is like obsessed with Shaggy!!!

Stranger: i remember being in middle school watching The New Scooby-Doo Movies...of course, they weren't new at the time

Stranger: they had guest stars like The Harlem Globetrotters and Mama Cass from The Mamas And The Papas

You: wowww~ :O

Stranger: i definitely remember Vincent Price in one of them...

You: I wanna seeeeee

You: :(

Stranger: i'm sure they're archived online somewhere

Stranger: probably YouTube

You: >:D

You: nah

You: too lazy

You: rite now at least

You: XD

Stranger: that's fair

Stranger: it's not like they're going anywhere

You: yup, lazy powers, ACTIVATE

Stranger: mine don't even have an off switch

You: Maybe add oil? Like the tin man from the yellow brick road thing.... XD

Stranger: Wizard of Oz :P

I'm sorry, but this guy was smart, I couldn't troll him too much :x