You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: AYO

Stranger: Hi

Stranger: M here

You: F here :3

Stranger: Age?

You: I don't know how to count

You: TEACH ME MOMMY

You: WHILE YOU DO THAT, MAKE ME A SANDWICH

Stranger: Ok

You: EXTRA CHEEEEEEZ

Stranger: Wait then

You: c:\

Stranger: I am preparing for u

You: Yay

You: Sandwich time~~~

Stranger: Keep counting

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You: I counted to q

Stranger: Good girl

You: WOOOOT

Stranger: Count again

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Stranger: Wonderful

You: why thank you

You: NOW WHERE'S MY SANDWICH?

Stranger: Its in the oven

You: But I dun like it toasted~~~

You: *cries*

Stranger: No worries I will eat it

You: Can you make me another one?

Stranger: Let me make another for u

You: Yay~!

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Stranger: More

You: TOO MUCH MOVEMENT

Stranger: Hahahaa

You: My fingers died

Stranger: Hahahaa

You: ;-;

Stranger: U r sweet

Stranger: Now catch ur sandwich

You: Is ma sandwich done?

You: But I can't catch!!

You: Can you give me a chainsaw to catch it with?

Stranger: Ohhhh u r clumsy

You: :3

Stranger: U spoiled it

You: But I just wanted a sandwich and a chainsaw~~ Is that too much to ask?

You: I like the diamond studded chainsaws

You: They're the sharpest ;}

Stranger: No it's not much

You: Can you get me one then?

Stranger: Sure

You: AW YEAH

You: My favourite weapon in left 4 dead

Stranger: Catch it

You: but

You: but

You: but

You: Can you give me a person to catch it with?

You: Preferrably Justin Bieber

Stranger: Dont b clumsy this time

You: *cries*

You: I need someone to catch it with

Stranger: Dont cry

Stranger: Hahaa

You: My magical unicorn skills don't involve catching

Stranger: Take my goofy

You: ...

Stranger: She is an excellent catcher

You: Are you Kevin?

You: Because I know a Kevin

You: He's my uncle

You: he's also homeless...

Stranger: Ok

Stranger: I am not homeless

You: Can she catch the chainsaw for me now?

Stranger: Sure I can

You: I want to play tag with a chainsaw and some zombies

Stranger: But it won't help u

You: Machine gun?

Stranger: If I catch for u then it won't help u

You: ...

You: Can you just hand it to me through the computer screen?

You: Preez

Stranger: Sure I can

You: brb food's on fire

Stranger: Ok

You: Sorry.

You: I'm not good at cooking

You: WHY YOU SO COMPLICATED MR NOODLES

You: DID YOU LEAVE ME

You: http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/003/619/Untitled-1.jpg

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