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-Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia Shop-

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Herro

Stranger: hello!

You: Where do you live?

Stranger: la

Stranger: how bout you?

You: Well I move basically every hour but right now I'm in the kitchen.

You: Of my friend's house

You: On pluto

You: It's hard to move around

Stranger: that's cool! my friend is over too

Stranger: wait why?

You: Are they stalking your conversation?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: shes a creep

You: okar

You: dokar

Stranger: how was your day?

You: Well I didn't move until 4 pm so it was pretty good

Stranger: thats nice

You: did you know that there's no male chcikens?

Stranger: there called roosters.... duhhh

You: I was just making sure you understood my family

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 
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scarlettwolf
In chapter 13 I, scarlettwolf, met a guy. I ended up talking to him for way longer than normal, about 3 hours... He and I actually talk daily to this day. >_

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byunqrins_ #1
Chapter 20: omg brah
laughing rn brah
harhar
immaninja13 #2
Chapter 2: Kevin finally got a home! And a giant black knight...
ampharoses
#3
LOLLLLLLLL
erinchoi95
#4
Oh my god this is srsly the BEST SHOP EVER!!!! I'm laughing my a** off right now!!
byunqrins_ #5
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