You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Stranger 1: inside of you.

Stranger 2: Me or the spy?

Stranger 1: the spy.

Stranger 2: Oh, OK. I was worried for a second there.

Stranger 1: My friend lives inside of you though, stranger.

Stranger 2: Oh damn it! I knew there was someone in there! One of the voices in my head sounded unfamiliar.

Stranger 2: What's your friend like?

Stranger 1: Mute. He doesn't talk.

Stranger 2: Aw, crap. So I've got TWO strangers in there?

Stranger 1: No, you're just insane.

Stranger 2: Oh, OK.

Stranger 2: I can live with that.

Stranger 1: Good.

Stranger 2: Where, exactly, has your friend taken up residence, if I might ask?

Stranger 1: Your intestines.

Stranger 2: OK, well then I'll just crap him out.

Stranger 1: He already ate at your prostate.

Stranger 1: And your colon.

Stranger 2: Then he's probably hungry. I don't have a prostate. Never did.

Stranger 1: Are you sure you're male then?

Stranger 2: I'm not male.

Stranger 1: So you wouldn't have a prostate.

Stranger 1: I assumed you were male.

Stranger 2: Nope.

Stranger 2: Do I come across as masculine?

Stranger 1: No, I just took a guess.

Stranger 2: Well, you did have a 50/50 chance.

Stranger 1: Yes, I did.

Stranger 2: Well, stranger, what's it like inside the spy?

Stranger 1: It's weird. Dark. But somehow I managed to get my laptop inside, so I have the light of the screen.

Stranger 2: Oh nice!

Stranger 2: But how will you charge it when the battery runs down?

Stranger 1: Dammit. I'll have to get out, grab the charger and run it through the spy's or through the mouth.

Stranger 1: It's gonna be tough.

Stranger 2: You're not afraid he'll just yank it back out?

Stranger 1: I'll mess around with some of his insides. I might shut down his immune system. That'll teach him not to yank out my charger.

Stranger 2: Ooh, you're pretty harsh!

Stranger 2: You take this battery thing very seriously.

Stranger 1: Nah, I'm real sweet. But sometimes...you gotta do what you gotta do.

Stranger 1: Oh, yes. It is very serious.

Stranger 2: Is that how you got inside the spy in the first place? You're sweet, so he ate you?

Stranger 1: Yep.

Stranger 2: Do you taste like a cupcake?

Stranger 1: I do! Good guess.

Stranger 2: Damn it! Now I want a cupcake.

Stranger 1: Strawberry was my flavor.

Stranger 1: With whipped icing.

Stranger 2: Hmm.

Stranger 2: Not bad, but I prefer something with some chocolate.

Stranger 1: Chocolate is the best. That's how my friend got inside of you.

Stranger 2: But I haven't had any chocolate recently?

Stranger 2: *recently

Stranger 2: .

Stranger 1: Oh, he's been in you for a while now.

Stranger 2: Well, now this is really inconvenient.

Stranger 2: He should at least pay some rent.

Stranger 1: Good thing you found me on this site to tell you, huh?

Stranger 2: No kidding!

Stranger 2: How did you know it was me?

Stranger 1: I have my ways, stranger. I have my ways.

Stranger 2: But yet you didn't know I was female ...

Stranger 1: Hey, I just needed to find you.

Stranger 2: Well, I believe I shall evict your friend so that he may join you inside the spy or go on his merry way or do whatever he chooses other than residing within the bowels of me.

Stranger 1: He'll find a way to get back in. Trust me. We parasites always find a way.

Stranger 2: I was unaware that parasites had laptops. I'm learning all sorts of things today.

Stranger 1: Yep, and now you know.

Stranger 2: So what sort of parasites are you guys, anyway?

Stranger 1: The kind that stick on to you and never let go. They stay with you forever.

Stranger 2: Oh, children?

Stranger 1: Nope.

Stranger 2: Sounds like children to me.

Stranger 1 has disconnected