You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: yes

Stranger: Only on Thursday.

You: I watch him while he does

Stranger: I am Obama.

You: You're right

You: OHMAGAWD

You: Do you eat fried chicken?

Stranger: Nah that's for that nigga .

You: but the brack people rike the fried chciken

Stranger: .

Stranger: You know too much.

Stranger: THIS CONVERSATION NEVER HAPPENED.

You: What conversation?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.