You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hai

You: kai

You: it means food

Stranger: Hey asl

You: um I'm not sure

Stranger: Of?

You: asl

You: TEACH ME MOMMY!

Stranger: Age location

You: okar

Stranger: Asl

You: Well I was abandoned as a child so I think I'm 18.

You: My parents never told me

You: And I'm a gurf

You: And I live in a house.

You: I'm currently in the basement

You: Monkeys aren't very good parents.

You: I know from experience.

You: Do you have nothing to say?

You: YOU LEFT ME

Stranger: No

You: YAY

You: I'M NOT ALONE

You: ^-^

Stranger: Whos with you

You: My only friend tim.

You: he's a rock.

You: Sorry that was disrespectful.

You: **Tim

Stranger: Do you have big

You: I GOT BIG IE AND I CAN NOT LAI

Stranger: Can I see

You: Um No tanks

Stranger: Why

You: I am actually on my dinosaur.

You: Not a computer.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.