You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: herro

You: Kevin?

You: Kevin always says hi

You: OHMAMOTHERFUQINGGAWD

Stranger: what is ur name

You: YOU'RE KEVIN

You: Well I'm Shechan

Stranger: no my name ıs dogukan

You: And you're Kevin

Stranger: ım horneyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

You: NO. YOUR. NAME. IS. KEVIN.

You: WAIT.

You: You're ?

You: Then you're not Kevin.

You: You must be Jaejoong.

Stranger: yes ım not kevin

You: JAEJOONG OPPPPPPARRRR

Stranger: seni sikrim,

Stranger: orospu

Stranger: verceksen ver

You: UMADBRO?

Stranger: amk

Stranger: kancıg

You: I only speak donut.

You: not that language.

You: :3

Stranger: Turkish lan piç

You: DONUT NOM NOM DONUT NOM.

Stranger: yours tite

You: Actually I have two cats.

You: THEY MAKE LE BABBBBBBBBBBBBBEEEES

Stranger: asl

You: 23407, both, your mom's bed

You: ;}

Stranger: 

You: No actually I'm just an

Stranger: mothererssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

You: The donut took my hole

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stupis people. I hate them. I don't exactly feel like having skype .I'm sorry.

By the way; I'm sorry to the innocent people reading this.