You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hoy

You: ayo waddup krease

Stranger: no

You: do you rike kevin?

You: because I rike Kevin

Stranger: youre poop

You: ;-;

Stranger: <3

Stranger: dont cry

You: YOU HURT MY FEELINGS

Stranger: dont become diarhea

You: But I'm constipated

Stranger: das so hawt

Stranger:  face though

You: I hurts mommy

Stranger: im a dog

You: which means you must be my mommy

You: pooing unicorns hurts

Stranger: you sick bastard

Stranger: why would you eat

Stranger: unicorns

You: Their horns always poke you

You: I didn't eat unicorns

You: I ate lucky charms with limited edition charms

Stranger: idgi

You: They turned into unicorns when I swallowed them

Stranger: so like

Stranger: the thing poking out

Stranger: between your legs

Stranger: is the horn

You: ...

Stranger: yolo

You: yodo

Stranger: yoda

You: I have a cousin named Yoda

You: But he's not green

Stranger: I have a Yoyo named Yoyo

You: more of a blue shade

Stranger: Avatar~

You: O ma gawd

You: yoyos are freddicle

Stranger: Freddy is Carly's future star

You: Yes. Yes he is.

You: It'll be just like two girls one cup

Stranger: ew

Stranger: theyre gonna be eating you

Stranger: ew

You: Because Freddy is secretly a girl.

Stranger: how do you feel about that

Stranger: ew

You: I don't want to be eaten

Stranger: Nathan Kress is hot ok

You: ...who the hell is that?

Stranger: Freddy

Stranger: r u dum

You: whoops....

Stranger: hes like 19

Stranger: omg

You: I never actually learn actor's names

You: To much effort

Stranger: wow you should learn

Stranger: the difference

Stranger: between too and to

You: This keyboard is messed up. It takes like five taps or whatever to type certain keys.

You: like s and o

Stranger: my dog is like that too

You: So you're a dog that owns a dog?

Stranger: puppiezz

You: Is that legal?

Stranger: yanno

You: Oh okay.

Stranger: it's like cannibalism though

You: I thought you bought one.

Stranger: yeah i bought

Stranger: puppies

You: Okay.

You: Are they good slaves? Do they clean up their own poo?

Stranger: no

Stranger: theyre lazy as hell

Stranger: My name is Brian Griffin

You: Well that

Stranger: Nice to meet you

Stranger: sir

You: I AIN'T NO SIR

You: bish

Stranger: Bishop

You: pointy heads

Stranger: 

You: cupcake

Stranger: 

You: vagigi

Stranger: what are you

Stranger: 10

You: nope -10

Stranger: youre a fetus

You: No I'm a

Stranger: do you have yeast infection

You: I don't think so. I don't look down there

Stranger: is it because you're disappointed that its loose?

You: It's not very pretty

Stranger: jungle fever

You: I'd need a lawn mower

Stranger: i hope it cut off your stick

You: Just like it did with yo momma's

You: yes. I went there.

Stranger: are you stupid

Stranger: if my mom had a

Stranger: she wouldnt even have me

Stranger: wow

Stranger: go back to ed

You: TOO. MUCH. MOVEMENT.

Stranger: not from you.

You: I like to sit.

You: Not move.

Stranger: because you're fat?

You: Yurpppers

You: I got dat fat

Stranger: Fat thigh

Stranger: thunder thighs yo

You: I need fifteen chairs for support

Stranger: just take the floor

You: To much jiggle on the way down

You: It irritates my flubs

Stranger: are you stupid

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I'm using my friend's old computer!! The keyboard doesn't work properly. It's not my fault!! *runs and cries in a corner*