Two weeks after the Attack of the Puppies (as I like to call it) we had an unexpected visitor at the dorm. Her name is Hyemi and she is Got7's sasaeng fan. You remember back when I first moved in with them and I said that their lack of security was going to come back and bite them in the later? Well, later is now.

It was about three in the morning and I awoke to the sound of footsteps out side the bedroom door. Naturally, I assumed that the footsteps belonged to someone who was supposed to be in the dorms, and went back to sleep. Twelve minutes later (I checked) I heard the screams of both males and a female. Now since I knew that I was the only female in the dorm, I was thoroughly freaked out.  This was not helped when suddenly BamBam burst through my door clutching Yugeom and screaming. After realizing that Yugeom was not dead, I went to investigate the other source of screaming. Turns out it was Jackson, Mark, and Jinyoung oppa's room. Yugeom tried to communicate some sort of plan through hand signals, but they must have been in Korean because I understood nothing.

In retrospect I really should've reacted much faster to the screams than I did.

After creating a plan of attack (read: playing rock, paper, scissors to see who had to open the door) we armed ourselves (read:grabbed heavy schoolbooks) and went into action. What we found was, well, kind of expected for the situation.

Jinyoung was in the corner yelling his head off while Jackson was offering up Youngjae as a sacrifice to the creepy girl that broke into the dorm. So yeah, expected. BamBam then proceeded to yell at the girl in Thai(as if she wasn't possibly armed), Mark yelled at me and the maknaes to leave, and Yugeom called 119. I just stood there in shock.

Unfortunatly, the 119 operator thought it was a prank call which sort of make sense considering what it must have sounded like.

119 operator: 119, what is your emergency?

Yugeom: A girl broke into my dorm.

Jinyoung: HEEEEEEEELLLLLLP!

Jackson: TAKE HIM INSTEAD!

Sasaeng Fan: BUT I WANT YOU OPPA!

Me: *Did she kill Jaebum?"*

Mark: *Are you guys crazy? Why on earth did you go towards the screaming?"*

BamBam: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN OUR DORM YOU SICKO?!! (In Thai)

119 operator: Is this a joke?

Yugeom: No.

Jinyoung: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

119 Operator: Young man you should not make prank calls to 119, someone could being having an actual emergency right now and I'm wasting my time with you! *click*

While Yugeom was being yelled at by the 119 operator, the creepy girl realized that I was a girl and tried to strangle me. It took everyone plus a hug from Jackson to get her off of me.

The police didn't come until about three hours later when we got the manager to call again. Then the police questioned my virtue ('cause I chose to live here) and chewed us all out for living in a building without proper security. As if almost being molested (or killed in my case) wasn't enough. On the plus side, we got trauma blankets. Im Jaebum slept through it all.