Private Message: Real_Dumbo

Real_Dumbo: Hey how is school going?

Idontgiveacrap: I don't know

I'm supposed to be at home resting remember?

Real_Dumbo: ...opps

How was your day?

Idontgiveacrap: It was okay my mom brought me out shopping!

Real_Dumbo: Oh really what did you get??

Idontgiveacrap: I got a new eyeliner (don't ask)

Real_Dumbo: Wasn't going to

Idontgiveacrap: Oh and I bought a teddy bear

Wait what?

Real_Dumbo: You bought a teddy bear?

Aww that's so cute!

Idontgiveacrap: I'm sorry could we rewind real quick there?

Real_Dumbo: To where honey?

Idontgiveacrap: To the part where you said that you weren't going to question the fact I wear eyeliner

Real_Dumbo: Well you're gay right?

Idontgiveacrap: Yeah?

Real_Dumbo: And you came out?

Idontgiveacrap: In the worst way ever but yeah

Real_Dumbo: Then why would I question you if I know that's part of who you are?

Idontgiveacrap: Are we even talking about my eyeliner anymore?

Real_Dumbo: You're a dude that wears eyeliner so ing what

I don't see anything wrong with that

If you like it on, then so do I

Idontgiveacrap: Thank you Chanyeol

That was very sweet of you

Real_Dumbo: Don't need to thank me Baek

I'm only tell the truth

I*

Idontgiveacrap: I will hold that against you

I will never forget that you said that

Real_Dumbo: That I only tell the truth?

Idontgiveacrap: Yep!

Real_Dumbo: Alright I can understand that

But seriously what teddy did you get??

Idontgiveacrap:

I haven't thought of a name yet :(

Real_Dumbo: Aww how cute!

Ah don't worry I'm sure you'll think of something!

Idontgiveacrap: Wanna help me choose a name?

Real_Dumbo: I'm not very good with creating cute names

Idontgiveacrap: So you call me honey?

And babe?

And princess?

And baby?

But can't think of a name for my teddy bear?

Dude wtf?!

Real_Dumbo: Point taken...

How about Heechul?

Idontgiveacrap: Nah

Real_Dumbo: BaekChan?

Chanbaek?

Yeolhyun?

Hyunyeol?

Baekyeol?

Idontgiveacrap: Are you just mashing our names together to get a name?

Real_Dumbo: Maybe...

Idontgiveacrap: Hahaha

It was cute!

Real_Dumbo: Really? Coz I'm liking the Chanbaek one!

Idontgiveacrap: I thought of a name!

And nah I'm more of a Baekyeol lover

Real_Dumbo: Chanbaek

Idontgiveacrap: Baekyeol!

Real_Dumbo: I love you too much to fight over this

Idontgiveacrap: Because you know I'd win!

Real_Dumbo: Honey you already won my heart what else could you possibly win from me?

Idontgiveacrap: ...

CHESSE

Real_Dumbo: Oh come on that was romantic!

Idontgiveacrap: And filled with Cheese

... Chanbaek actually sounds like a cheese

Real_Dumbo: Well Baekyeol sounds like some weird name for soap.

Oh yes here try our new soap, Baekyeol its 50% off!

Idontgiveacrap: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

you have a point

That was brilliant!

I'm crying!

Real_Dumbo: I'm glad

Idontgiveacrap: You're happy that I'm crying?

Real_Dumbo: I'm happy I managed to make you laugh so hard

It made you forget your problems...

Idontgiveacrap: You have a point...

I haven't thought about it since last night

Real_Dumbo: Well in that case you're welcome!

Idontgiveacrap: Hahaha thanks Chanyeol

That really meant alot!

Real_Dumbo: Baekhyun?

Idontgiveacrap: Hmm?

Real_Dumbo: If you ever need me

Just text me alright?

I'll always be here if you need me okay?

Idontgiveacrap: I don't wanna disrupt you

Real_Dumbo: You won't

I promise

Besides I really like talking to you like this

Idontgiveacrap: Yeah me too

It's nice to talk away from the rest of the boys

Real_Dumbo: You have a point they are annoying after a little whileㅋㅋㅋ

Idontgiveacrap: Very true

Real_Dumbo: =)

Idontgiveacrap: Okay

Real_Dumbo: Okay?

Idontgiveacrap: Okay I'll contact you whenever I need to

Real_pcy: Okay :)

Idontgiveacrap: Okay haha

Real_pcy: Okay ㅋㅋㅋ

(1) New message from Greg0r

Real_Dumbo: Guess the guys are awake...

Idontgiveacrap: Yeah..

I guess so

Real_Dumbo: *holds open door to Greg0r* After you

Idontgiveacrap: Haha

*walks through* Thank you

Do you wish to exit this conversation?

Yes✔ No

Greg0r

Satansoo: I never get no sleep coz of y'all

YOU'LL GET NO SLEEP WITH ME!!

Chickennuggets4life: Good morning honey!

Bubbleteaking: SERIOUSLY

AGAIN!?!?!

Allihaveismoney: Good morning children + Kris

Laymedown: Lay me down on a bed of roses!

TrollingMachine: I have a headache...

Minnie: CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHERE I AM!?

Pandajams: Lay hyung are you alright?

Notmystyle: CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHY I HEARD THE WALL THUMPING LAST NIGHT?

I SWEAR I HEARD A GHOST!

Real_Dumbo: Kris we live next door to Chen

Minnie: OH MY GOD WHY AM I IN CHEN'S HOUSE?!

Idontgiveacrap: Oh my god

OH MY GOD

LUHAN!!!

KYUNGSOO!!

CHEN AND MINSEOK SLEPT TOGETHER!

Notmystyle: WHAT!!!

Real_Dumbo: About time!

Bubleteaking: WHAT

Allihaveismoney: Guess I have to cross Minseok off the list...

Satansoo: Damn it!

immanly: YES PAY TF UP SOO!

TrollingMachine: Good morning everyone!

Idontgiveacrap: Morning Chen ;)

Minnie: my life is over

My head hurts

Last night was amazing

WHY DID I SENT THAT HERE?!

Laymedown: Damn is going down

Real_Dumbo: Interesting~

Bubbleteaking: YEHET

Idontgiveacrap: Kkabesong

Satansoo: Park Family everyone

immanly: shut the f up you were adopted into that family too!

Chickennuggets4life: Does that mean...

I'm Sehun's brother in law?!

Satansoo: Oh yeah sorry I forgot that!

Bubbleteaking: HUG ME BROTHA

immanly: shut your bubble gum popping bubble tea slurping mouth the up

Chickennuggets4life: Damnnnn

Notmystle: DAMNNNNNN

Pandajams: Luhan's in a bad mood this morning~

Idontgiveacrap: Are you okay Lulu?

immanly: I'm fine Baek, just didn't sleep well

Allihaveismoney: Sleep terror?

immanly: Nah just a nightmare is all

Idontgiveacrap: Aw I'm sorry Lu

immanly: Ah don't be I'm fine!

Minnie: I'm not!

My ing kills!

Notmystyle: Hold up...

Real_Dumbo: JONGDAE TOPS?!?!?!?!!?

Laymedown: Apparently...

Bubbleteaking: I am disgusted

Chickennuggets4life: Damn I wasn't awake earlier but I sure as hell am now!

Allihaveismoney: Ah Min are you okay?

Satansoo: Do you need anything?

immanly: Like a shot?

Idontgiveacrap: Or a virtual hug?

Bubbleteaking: Eh- you mean vertical* 

Minnie: I'll take a cup of your hangover soup Kyungsoo!!

Satansoo: Coming right up!

Idontgiveacrap: Sehun... no -_-

I don't mean to sound mean here but is that nice, the hangover soup?

I never had it before

immanly: It's a little bitter

Allihaveismoney: But it makes the hangover A LOT easier to control

Idontgiveacrap: Ah okay~

Real_Dumbo: Now don't be getting any ideas

Idontgiveacrap: Yeah yeah I know I know

Bubbleteaking: I regret so many of my life decisions

Idontgiveacrap: You were one of them

Bubbleteaking: What?

Idontgiveacrap: Nothing!

Real_Dumbo: Pfft!

Notmystyle: Ew!

Chanyeol spit orange juice everywhere!

He won't stop laughing!!

Laymedown: Did it come out of his nose too? Coz that hurts

Pandajams: I'm so hungry

Idontgiveacrap: Wanna see what I just made?

Chickennuggets4life: You made breakfast?

Idontgiveacrap: Yep it's been awhile so I said why not start again?

immanly: Woah Baek...I'm really happy for you

Satansoo: Yeah let's see what you made!

Allihaveismoney: I'm glad you're moving on Baek!!

Laymedown: Me too ^

Real_Dumbo: Let's see what you made Baekkie

Notmystyle: I wanna see!

Idontgiveacrap:

Idontgiveacrap: I made pancakes!

Satansoo: THEY LOOK DELICIOUS

I see that cook book I sent you is being put to good use!

Notmystyle: They are definitely my style

Chickennuggets4life: There isn't any chicken :(

Laymedown: They look so good!

immanly: Very healthy

Pandajams: UGH NOW I WANT PANCAKES

Bubbleteaking: Chanyeol is so lucky!

He gets to wake up to these pancakes every morning!

Real_Dumbo: The pancakes aren't the only things I'm lucky for ;)

Idontgiveacrap: What are you lucky for?

Real_Dumbo: You x

Minnie: Too much sweetness!

TrollingMachine: My head hurts enough, don't add a toothache to it!

Allihaveismoney: Awww I approve!

Idontgiveacrap: *rolling eyes*

Real_Dumbo: *Staring at you anyway*