REAL QUICK: This story is based on Baekhyun's p.o.v. Everything you see is what Baekhyun is typing, seeing on his phone and later on will be his day to day life outside his phone.

 

Greg0r

immanly: What just happened?

Satansoo: I'm thinking that myself...

Minnie: I think I'm going to go for a coffee break...

TrollingMachine: Bye honey!

Allihaveismoney: Did they actually just do that?

Pandajams: Ooooo this is going to be good!

Bubbleteaking: I'm speechless...

Chickennuggets4life: That's a first

Minnie: JONGDAE WE ARE NOT DATING

Notmystyle: I told you they were going to love each other!

immanly: YOU CALL THAT LOVE?

THAT'S Flirting!

Laymedown: It's flirting

Baeklikesbooks: Will you all just shut up please

Notmystyle: Read my username

That explains my comment.

Baeklikesbooks: Aish..

Real_pcy: Why so annoyed puppy?

immanly: Did you just call him puppy?

Real_pcy: Yep

Baeklikesbooks: KRIS I TOLD YOU NOT TO SHOW ANYONE THAT PICTURE!!

Laymedown: What picture?

Pandajams: You showed the new guy Baek's pictures without asking his permission?!

Notmystyle: Maybe...

Allihaveismoney: I'm so glad we aren't together anymore

Real_pcy: Ohhhh you're Suho!

I heard alot about you hyung!

TrollingMachine: Dad's going to be a dead man...

Pandajams: So you told your friend about Suho but not me?! YOUR CURRENT BOYFRIEND?!

Real_pcy: Hold up...

KRIS YOU HAVE ANOTHER BF?!

Baeklikesbooks: You already knew that

Real_pcy: ...

You just ruined my gameeeeee

immanly: Hold the hell up

Satansoo: Baek how did you know?

Laymedown: Baekhyun is a wizard!!

Real_pcy: Hobbit* ^

Baeklikesbooks: I am not a hobbit!

Real_pcy: How tall are you?

Baeklikesbooks: Why the hell do I need to tell you?!

immanly: Yeah why should he tell you?

For all we know you could be his stalker!

Satansoo: He's 5'9

Baeklikesbooks: Kyungsoo!!

immanly: Yah

Do Kyungsoo!

Real_pcy: See hobbit

Allihaveismoney: Huh...Chanyeol does fit into this family...

TrollingMachine: We aren't together yet Minnie!!

OH and hell yeah he does! He's the only one who can tell when Baekhyun is lying!!

Baeklikesbooks: He can not!

Real_pcy: That's a lie and you know it!

Bubbleteaking: Can we put a bet on?

Allihaveismoney: Sure I got money to spare

Notmystyle: Yeah from our divorce

Allihaveismoney: You're lucky we weren't married because I would have been taking the kids!

Pandajams: Would I still be counted as one of your children Suho?

Laymedown: Yeah what about me?

Allihaveismoney: Of course Tao!

Why not Lay?

Baeklikesbooks: Because he listens to me when I tell him you two are meant to be!!

Laymedown: According to Baek we'll have beautiful children

Allihaveismoney: The only children we'll have are those in this gc

Chickennuggets4life: I'm not a child!

Real_pcy: Yet your user says differently 

Chickennuggets4life: Leave my Chicken nuggets alone Park!

Baeklikesbooks: Chicken is amazing!

Chickennuggets4life: Baek you can back off too these are MY chicken nuggets

Real_pcy: So we'll just take Kyungsoo off you then

Baeklikesbooks: I do want my bff back for myself..

Real_pcy: Then it's settled!

Kyungsoo is now Baek and I's property

immanly: Oh my god they just adopted Kyungsoo!!

Bubbleteaking: YAH KYUNGSOO IS MY BROTHER?!

Baeklikesbooks: Sehun you will always be my baby!

Bubbleteaking: You and dad had another baby?

YAY I'M A BIG BROTHER

Real_pcy: Awwww he's so happy!

Baeklikesbooks: Who the hell said he was your father?!

Bubbleteaking: Eh-

He did when we first met?

Baeklikesbooks: You talked about me when you first met this guy?!

Real_pcy: I have a name babe

It's Chanyeol

Baeklikesbooks: And I'm I don't give a crap

*your username has been changed from Baeklikesbooks to Idontgiveacrap*

Idontgiveacrap: You did not just do that...

Real_pcy: I needed to learn your name somehow princess

 

You wish you exit this gc?

Yes       No

 

Private Message: Notmystyle

Idontgiveacrap: What the hell does Chanyeol look like?

Notmystyle: He has a profile picture Baek

Idontgiveacrap: And?

Send me more

Notmystyle: Alright hang on
 

Do you wish to exit this conversation?

Yes          No
 

Greg0r

Satansoo: I would be very careful Chanyeol, Baekhyun gets annoyed pretty easily

Real_pcy: Guess me and the pup have a lot in common then

TrollingMachine: Oh gosh Chanyeol do you remember when you broke that mirror because some guy kicked a baby kitten??

The poor guy was scared to even talk to you again

Real_pcy: It proved a point at the time

Idontgiveacrap: That you don't like mirrors?

Real_pcy: That I wasn't going to hit him

Allihaveismoney: So you broke a mirror instead?!

Bubbleteaking: Yeah but

He didn't even damage his knuckles!!!

Idontgiveacrap: Now I'm impressed

Real_pcy: Kris go and annoy Tao leave me alone!!!

Pandajams: I'm currently not talking to him Chanyeol

Laymedown: I swear to god Kris what the hell did you do now?!

Notmystyle: Nothing!

Pandajams: Liar!


 

Do you wish to leave this group chat?

Yes          No

~Private Message: Pandajams ~

Idontgiveacrap: Hey Tao are you okay?

Pandajams: Hey Baek...

No not really

Idontgiveacrap: Do you want to talk about it?

Pandajams: Kris was just being a douche

Idontgiveacrap: What did he do now?

Pandajams: I found a text message of a girl saying how happy she was when he left her house yesterday

Idontgiveacrap: WHAT

Pandajams: Yep

I was stupid to think he changed

Idontgiveacrap: Tao...

Maybe you should tell him that you know

Maybe he will explain what happened, you might be taking it the wrong way

Pandajams: I know

It's just...

Idontgiveacrap: You're scared...

Aren't you?

Pandajams: Yeah...

Idontgiveacrap: Don't be

If he really loved you he'll tell you the truth

Pandajams: Thanks Baek

I'll text him now!

Do you wish to leave this conversation?

Yes                No.
 

~Private Message: Notmystyle~

Notmystyle: Here you go

Notmystyle:

Idontgiveacrap: Thanks hyung!

Oh and btw text Tao back

Now