019
Private MessageSatansoo: You both act like a married couple
Idontgiveacrap: We aren't you and Kai
Real_Dumbo: Nor are we married
Yet!
Idontgiveacrap: Look at mister fancy words over here!
Real_Dumbo: Big words?
Nor?
Its not fancy
Idontgiveacrap: No-one that I know uses it
Maybe the Queen of England but no one that I know
Real_Dumbo: Oh I'm sorry Mr Autocorrect
Idontgiveacrap: -_- I fixed a sentence once!
Real_Dumbo: And spelling
Idontgiveacrap: Just the words that will annoy me later
Our fingers go to fast typing on our phones to notice the fact we make mistakes so it's my job to alert people
Only when necessary because I don't care half the time
Real_Dumbo: So if I did...
The students left there books on the table
You would...?
Idontgiveacrap: Tell you that you need to go back to middle school to learn that it's Their
Real_Dumbo: Hey Baek?
Idontgiveacrap: Yeah?
Real_Dumbo: Baek?
Idontgiveacrap: ?
Real_Dumbo: Baek
Baek
Baby
Honey
Princess
oo
The Baaek to my Chaan~
Idontgiveacrap: WHAT?!
Real_Dumbo: Anyone ever tell you you seem really hot when you're angry?
Idontgiveacrap: ...
I'm
I'm not angry
Real_Dumbo: Yeah rightttt
And my name isn't Dumbo
Idontgiveacrap: We'll that could be debated
Real_Dumbo: As much as I would love to hear the list of you prove your point
baby I can't I have to get back to training
Idontgiveacrap: So you're going to leave me all alone...?
Some wanna be boyfriend you are
Satansoo: I'm here
Idontgiveacrap: Correction
So you're leaving me here all alone with Satan?!
What kind of wanna be boyfriend are you?!
Satansoo: I'm not that bad..
Chickennuggets4life: Babe you told the kid in the grocery store that if he didn't
give you the last box of animal crackers that you'd hide under his bed tonight
Satansoo: He knew I was kidding
Chickennuggets4life: So a crying 3 year old child kid knew you were kidding about that?
Satansoo: ....yeah....
Idontgiveacrap: SEE!
Real_Dumbo: Eh....
You got Jongin...?
Idontgiveacrap: The one who worships him?!
Really?!
Chickennuggets4life: Pfft I don't worship him
Satansoo: You worship me
Chickennuggets4life: Of course my Prince
Idontgiveacrap: See
Real_Dumbo: Yeah on second thought I think I'll stay
Idontgiveacrap: OH THANK YOU!!
I could kiss you!!
Wait um...
Satansoo: Damn maybe you should leave Baekhyun with me more often 😏
Idontgiveacrap: No no don't do that
Real_Dumbo: Nah I'd never force you into anything that you're not comfortable with
So if you don't want me to kiss you then that's okay
imabottom: Awww that's cute!
Satansoo: He cares so much about you Baek
Idontgiveacrap: I think you should try and woo my friends considering they practically love you
Real_Dumbo: Sorry but I'm not interested in them
Chickennuggets4life: Damn right you ain't! Kyungsoo is mine!!
Bubblteaking: Don't even think about going near Lu
Real_Dumbo: I'm not interested in them! Jeez you boys know that. Heck Kai I helped you get Kyungsoo
Satansoo: Woah woah what?
Chickennuggets4life: You guys had Baek as your MatchMaker
We had Chanyeol
Idontgiveacrap: I guess we indirectly met through you Kai
Real_Dumbo: I knew a lot about you from them 😂😂
Idontgiveacrap: They never told me anything about you!!
That's not fair
Real_Dumbo: Because I didn't want to come in like a bomb being deployed
Idontgiveacrap: Instead you came in when we were talking about your size
Real_Dumbo: By far the funniest moment in my life
Idontgiveacrap: You have a sad life then
Real_Dumbo: Of course I did but then I met you
My crush that I have never met before...
Bubbleteaking: Imagine if you two had met before!
Idontgiveacrap: That would have been funny
But also bad because we don't remember
Chickennuggets4life: It could be just you that forgot though
Idontgiveacrap: I think I would remember someone like Chanyeol
Real_Dumbo: Not if I didn't talk much
Idontgiveacrap: Huh, that's actually...
Satansoo: Ugh my computer is so annoying!
Idontgiveacrap: What happened Kyung?
Bubbleteaking: Well there goes that conversation
Satansoo: It keeps saying that I can't access the schools webpage from my server
which is complete bull because hello my server was designed by moi
Idontgiveacrap: And you're hacking into the schools mainframe why?
Satansoo: I want to have my name down for technology and photography club
because once the club's day happens there will be too many names on the sheet
that it will be gone so quickly so I want to put my name on their page already
Idontgiveacrap: Just use a that VR code I made
It breaks through any protectional system the site may have
Satansoo: Okay thank you!
Bubbleteaking: Did anyone understand that?
Real_Dumbo: Yep I know a thing or two about computers
Chickennuggets4life: Sehun and I clearly have no administration for this conversation
((I dont know one thing about computer software so I apologise if that was completely false))
imabottom: Baekhyun remember the Percy Jackson book series?
Idontgiveacrap: You mean the best Demigod book series?
Yes I do
imabottom: I want to do some drawing of them but I can't seem to get the movie image out of my head
Idontgiveacrap: Nooo You watched the movie
I thought you don't do that when you want to draw the book
imabottom: I know but Logan was so cute with his blue eyes and..
Idontgiveacrap: Lalalala~
Don't want to hear it!
Reread the books
imabottom: I do have time on my hands...
Idontgiveacrap: Than do itt
imabottom: Okay!
Thank you!!
Bubbleteaking: You guys really are nerds aren't you?
Idontgiveacrap: Got a problem with that?
Bubblteaking: No sir!
Chickennuggets4life: Dude he's younger than you!
Bubbleteaking: Have you seen Baekhyun angry?!
Chickennuggets4life: No...?
Bubbleteaking: Let's hope for your baby maker that you never do
Real_Dumbo: Hey Baek have you seen any marvel movies??
Idontgiveacrap: Iron man is my favourite
Why?
Real_Dumbo: Nothing 😊
Bubbleteaking: What month is it?
Satansoo: August
Idontgiveacrap: School starts the end of September
Chickennuggets4life: That means it's 2 months from Halloween...
Bubbleteaking: Greatttt...
Chickennuggets4life: Fantastic...
Idontgiveacrap: Okay I'm lost
Real_Dumbo: Nothing!
Nothing at all
Bubbleteaking: Well this has been an interesting day but I'm off to bed children
Chickennuggets4life: We are older than you
Well expect Baekhyun
Idontgiveacrap: Wait Sehun you have to log out!
Real_Dumbo: Nope he's gone
Chickennuggets4life: I'll hear all about it in the morning when Kyung wakes us all up
Idontgiveacrap: That is going to be funny as usual
Satansoo: Glad you find it amusing Baek 😊
Real_Dumbo: Oh Sehun you're going to be so grumpy in the morning
Chickennuggets4life: These 2 weeks cant hurry up, no?
Idontgiveacrap: As much as I would love to be there I can't so I apologise Kai
Satansoo: Nah don't mind him
He gets emotional and deep when he's sleepy
Idontgiveacrap: Thanks for the tip
Real_Dumbo: Shouldn't you be in bed asleep baby?
Idontgiveacrap: Yeah but I'm not tired
Real_Dumbo: What time is it over there?
Idontgiveacrap: It's early let's just leave that there ㅋㅋㅋ
Real_Dumbo: Go to sleep
Idontgiveacrap: I cant~
Real_Dumbo: Why not~
Idontgiveacrap: Because you're not home yet 😉
Chickennuggets4life: Woah woah woah there
Satansoo: Shut up!!
I will rip out your balls if you intrupt them again
Real_Dumbo: I'll be home soon baby
Idontgiveacrap: But I'm worried~
Real_Dumbo: About?
Idontgiveacrap: You getting hurt on the way home
It must be dark there by now
Real_Dumbo: You feeling okay Baek? You never really say stuff like this??
Idontgiveacrap: We'll I guess I should start
Just get home safe okay??
Real_Dumbo: Okay I promise
But you need sleep
Idontgiveacrap: Not until I know you're home
Real_Dumbo: How about you get to bed first and I'll wake you up when I get in?
Idontgiveacrap: Fine!
I'll turn on my notification bell on high but you better!
Real_Dumbo: I promise princess
Idontgiveacrap: Pinky?
Real_Dumbo: Pinky.
Idontgiveacrap: And don't call me princess
Real_Dumbo: Sorry beautiful
Idontgiveacrap: Aish 🙈🙈
Real_Dumbo: Goodnight baby~
Idontgiveacrap: Night Night
Comments