Baekhyun released a groan which seemed to have become a tradition in his mid-morning routine, he struggled to push the deliciously warm blanket from his body as he worked past the desire to stay in bed and call it a day. A ping from his phone grabbed his attention, forcing Baekhyun to stretch over the mattress to get to it. 

Real_Dumbo: Hey baby

Baekhyun's tired eyes widened in alarm at the sight of Chanyeol's name appearing on his phone screen, he blinked the sleep out of his eyes and rushed to open their conversation a smile developing on his lips. 

Private Message

Real_Dumbo: Hey Baby

How are you?

I'm really sorry that we haven't been able to talk, the connection is pretty bad here I guess ㅋㅋㅋ

Idontgiveacrap: Oh my gosh Chanyeol you're able to talk!!

Ah...I'm sorry I got excited I guess 🙈

Real_Dumbo: Oh you guess huh?

Idontgiveacrap: No...🙈

I mean it

I've really missed you

Real_Dumbo: I've missed you so much too baby, you have no idea how much

Idontgiveacrap: How long do we have until you need to leave again?

Real_Dumbo: I'll be here you you have to go to school

Idontgiveacrap: Really?

Okay (;

Real_Dumbo: ㅋㅋㅋ so how is my baby?

Idontgiveacrap: I'm a little upset I'm not going to lie
but I don't really want to talk about it

Real_Dumbo: That's okay I won't force you!

I'll change subject, which I am amazing at doing! ;)

Are you still going to your dance later?

Idontgiveacrap: I dunno...

I mean I don't have a date...

Real_Dumbo: I'm sure by the time you get there you'll have all the boys at your feet

Idontgiveacrap: But what happens if I only want one on his knee?

Real_Dumbo: Than that guy is the most luckiest guy in the world

But he better back off because as soon as my baby gets here..

You're mine Baek

Idontgiveacrap: ㅋㅋㅋ

Okay Chanyeol ㅋㅋㅋ

Real_Dumbo: Good

Now what do you have planned for today??

Idontgiveacrap: Well eat breakfast, get ready, go to school, come home, maybe talk to the boys in the gc until I fall asleep?

Real_Dumbo: I meant what subjects are planned for today 😅😅

Idontgiveacrap: Ohhh!!

Well school ends early today so that's good!

I have Chemistry first than Math (kill me) and finally Technology

Then I'll be home free~

Real_Dumbo: Wah so lucky

Idontgiveacrap: Didn't you just hear me?

I said I have Chemistry and math in the same day!!

Real_Dumbo: And you'll be fine~

You've been doing this for the past year Baek

Idontgiveacrap: And your point is?

I give up by the end of the year

Real_Dumbo: ㅋㅋㅋ I wish Kyungsoo and Luhan luck when they have to deal with you

Idontgiveacrap: So that means that you won't be dealing with me at all???

Some wanna be boyfriend you are'!

Real_Dumbo: Nah I'm kidding

I'll just know how to handle you better

Idontgiveacrap: Ah okay Chanyeol ㅋㅋㅋ

Real_Dumbo: So what have you been doing for the past couple days?

Idontgiveacrap: Bingewatched an entire show on Netflix to avoid
the feelings of abandonment

Real_Dumbo: Kris told me about that.. I'm so sorry baby 

But still I'm impressed

Which show did you watch?

Idontgiveacrap: This show called Brooklyn Nine-Nine

It's about a group of police officers solving crime by using comedy.

Real_Dumbo: Sounds a bit cliché

Idontgiveacrap: This whole world is cliche

Real_Dumbo: You have a point

Idontgiveacrap: But yes it was good

I'm moving on now

Real_Dumbo: To?

Idontgiveacrap: I have no idea

Real_Dumbo: I haven't been on Netflix in awhile

I better go and see what new horrors they have

Idontgiveacrap: Horror movies

No

Action and comedy

Yes

Real_Dumbo: Boring~

Besides we will only watch horror movies because I like cuddling and I get scared easily

Idontgiveacrap: Then why watch them?

Real_Dumbo: I will only get scared of them when I'm with you.

I have to do the most cliche thing and yawn while putting my arm over your shoulder

Idontgiveacrap: Do that and I will kill you

Real_Dumbo: ㅋㅋㅋㅋ point taken

Like have you seen them do that in the movies or in the cinema??

Idontgiveacrap: I know!

It's so cringy

Real_Dumbo: You're sitting there happily watching a movie that you paid good movie to see

Idontgiveacrap: When all of a sudden some idiot in front of you decides to yawn
and stretch his arm out over the back of his date's chair

Real_Dumbo: Not only distracting you from the good movie but then
you start feeling awkward like you're interrupting someone's business

Idontgiveacrap: Did you ever see the ones where the girl cuddles in and then they share a kiss?

Like why pay to see a movie you're just going to make out for the whole thing?!

Real_Dumbo: I know right?!

Like the movies shouldn't even be a date! A date requires communication!

Idontgiveacrap: Exactly!

For people who are just starting out the movies is definitely not the place to go

Real_Dumbo: Exactly!

Say if me and you started dating

Idontgiveacrap: Right

Real_Dumbo: I wouldn't bring you to see a movie

I'd take you to my place and we would watch movies there, build a fort order food
whatever but that's the only time I would even think about a movie date!

Idontgiveacrap: And it's comfortable unlike some of the chairs in the theatre

Real_Dumbo: Exactly!

Idontgiveacrap: And if we decided to kiss on our date at least we could pause the movie!!

Real_Dumbo: Yes!

See more couples need to understand that!

The movie theatre is a good place for like those awkward af double dates or whatever

Idontgiveacrap: OMG I think that too!

I mean like you get to spend time just holding onto your boyfriend
(if you have been dating a long time I wouldn't say for people starting out)
and avoiding awkward conversations with the others.

Real_Dumbo: Exactly!

That's why it's perfect!

Idontgiveacrap: ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

Real_Dumbo: Shouldn't you be eating breakfast?

Idontgiveacrap: Already did

Real_Dumbo: Then getting ready?

Idontgiveacrap: Done

Real_Dumbo: Teeth brushed?

Idontgiveacrap: And flossed

Real_Dumbo: How did you do all that while talking to me?

Idontgiveacrap: I'm a multitasker~

Real_Dumbo: Ah I see

Idontgiveacrap: Its a specialty of mine

Real_Dumbo: I noticed ㅋㅋㅋ

It's a good quality

Idontgiveacrap: You think so?

Real_Dumbo: Obviously

Idontgiveacrap: Haha thank you

Real_Dumbo: No need

Idontgiveacrap: I guess I should probably go to school now...

Real_Dumbo: Ah okay

Idontgiveacrap: I'm really going to miss you

Real_Dumbo: Yeah me too

But you'll see me soon I promise ;)

Idontgiveacrap: I'm holding you to that

Real_Dumbo: I wouldn't have it any other way

Idontgiveacrap: Talk to you soon Channie :D

Real_Dumbo: I'll see you soon baby~