5 angels + Satansoo

[Everyone online✔]

Allihaveismoney: We need details of this date Lu!!

Minnie: I second that!!

Pandajams: I third!!

Idontgiveacrap: I fourth!!

Satansoo: I'm okay...

immanly: Guys it was so sweet, so he took me down to the street food market and we kinda just had fun
it was simple but it was really nice

Allihaveismoney: And??

immanly: He took me to this little place by the river and told me I was the first he took there.

Apparently it was his little secret place to escape to whenever his mind was filled

Satansoo: So you could have gotten food poisoning died and we would never know
because your body would have been in the river

Idontgiveacrap:  Geez Soo lighten up a little this was Luhan's first date!

Minnie: Awww Lu that's adorable!!

*Satansoo changed immanly's username to Hanhun*

Pandajams: Awww look it's their ship name!!

Idontgiveacrap: Hanhun?

Satansoo: Yeah that way Sehun can change his to Hunhan

Allihaveismoney: That's actually pretty clever

Hanhun: I don't like it *pouts*

Idontgiveacrap: Oh wait I have one

*You changed Hanhun's username to Bubbletea*

Allihaveismoney: Bubbletea?

Minnie: What are you getting at here Baek??

Idontgiveacrap: Sehun's user is Bubbleteaking so why not make Luhan bubbletea?

Bubbletea: Don't quite get you

Satansoo: He's basically saying that Sehun loves Bubbletea therefore he must love you
considering he just changed your name to bubbletea

Bubbletea: ...We literally only had our first date

Pandajams: And?

I knew I loved Kris after I had my first date with him

Satansoo: Yes but like it is only /their/ first date

Idontgiveacrap: Fine~

*You changed Bubbletea's username to imabottom*

Satansoo: Perfect

imabottom: Are you kidding me?!

Minnie: It's staying

Pandajams: Lu, it's the truth

imabottom: I know...But I don't want everyone knowing...

Idontgiveacrap: It's okay Lulu

We are bottoms too you know

Minnie: Eh speak for yourself

Pandajams: Minnie you literally got your pounded into by Chen for 5 rounds

Satansoo: You're a bottom sorry boo

Idontgiveacrap: Pfft hahahaha!

Minnie: I'm sure Chen will let us swap around a couple times....

Allihaveismoney: Right...

Keep thinking like that
 

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[Everyone online:✔]

Idontgiveacrap: So I got told by my mum that I can go to school tomorrow!

Notmystyle: Really? That's great news Baek

Chickennuggets4life: Aww I'm glad you're better maknae!!

Bubbleteaking: You healed very quickly I see Eomma!

Real_Dumbo: Be careful tomorrow okay?

Idontgiveacrap: I guess it is Kris 😁

I'm still recovering a little

Of course I have Sehun I have to be strong

Yes Channie

Pandajams: THEY HAVE NICKNAMES NOW?!

Laymedown: Awww that's adorable!!

[Laymedown has left the chat]

Satansoo: I think I just puked in my mouth a little right there..

Allihaveismoney: I'm seriously shipping so much rn

imabottom: I want a wedding invitation!!

Idontgiveacrap: Not until I get one first!

TrollingMachine: just real quick um..

Why is Luhan's username that?

Satansoo: Coz he's a bottom

Idontgiveacrap: Duh

imabottom: It wasn't me that changed it!!

Real_Dumbo: Baekhyun?

Idontgiveacrap: I can not confirm nor deny that statement

Minnie: HA even his boyfriend knows he was the one that did it!

Pandajams: Kris where are you?

Satansoo: It was actually a very funny conversation in all honesty

Allihaveismoney: Gtg I have a card date with Lay

Try and not kill each other when I'm gone please and thank you

[Allihaveismoney has left the chat]

Idontgiveacrap: We aren't dating!!

Notmystyle: I'm out..

Satansoo: He's in denial~

imabottom: Did Suho just say he had a card date with LAY?!?!

Bubbleteaking: Bye!!!

I think so

Satansoo: Bye Suho

And yes, yes he did

Real_Dumbo: We aren't dating yet!!

Important word of that sentence^

YET!

Idontgiveacrap: Important word of my sentence

Shut up!

Real_Dumbo: That's two words B

Idontgiveacrap: Read my username

Real_Dumbo: Day 5 and still haven't changed it

Idontgiveacrap: There is sooo much effort

Real_Dumbo: yet you managed to change Luhan's?

Idontgiveacrap: I can not confirm nor deny that statement

Real_Dumbo: Ahh I see

Satansoo: He did

Minnie: He did it twice

Pandajams: Where are you Kris?

Notmystyle: I told you I'm out at the moment

TrollingMachine: He went to get a DVD

Bubbleteaking: He went to pick me up bubbletea

Chickennuggets4life: He went to get me chicken

Pandajams: You're with that girl again aren't you!!

Satansoo: OooooooOoooooo

Minnie: *grabs the popcorn*

TrollingMachine: We can explain

Real_Dumbo: Cut the crap you drama stirring idiots!!

Tao, Kris went to go and get you a 'I'm sorry' present and it was supposed to be a surpise
but I don't want you thinking something that isn't happening

Pandajams: r-really?

Satansoo: This just stuttered through text, I-

Real_Dumbo: Yeah, he didn't want you to know that's why the idiots tried to come up with something

I'm just sorry you took it the wrong way

[Pandajams left the chat]

Satansoo: Well now I'm bored

Minnie: I wanted more drama

TrollingMachine: Chanyeol is a guy with great words

Idontgiveacrap: Yeah he really is...

Real_Dumbo: is that a good thing princess?

Idontgiveacrap: Maybe

Real_Dumbo: Did that score me a few bonus points?

Idontgiveacrap: Bonus points?

Real_Dumbo: Yeah for making you fall for me

Or maybe you have already

Idontgiveacrap: Well

Real_Dumbo: I know

You can not confirm nor deny that statement ;)