Private Message

Real_pcy: Hey baby I'm home

Idontgiveacrap: You remembered 🙈

Real_Dumbo: I made a promise to you of course I'm going to remember

Idontgiveacrap:  I just thought that you would have let me sleep

Real_Dumbo: As much as I would have loved to do that I didn't want you angry
at me in the morning when you wake up baby

Idontgiveacrap: You chose wisely

Real_Dumbo: I did didn't i? ㅋㅋㅋ

Idontgiveacrap: So how was training?

Real_Dumbo: Intense but worth it

Idontgiveacrap: I want to work out too!

Real_Dumbo: Really?

Idontgiveacrap: Mhm

Real_Dumbo: Maybe when you get here I'll be your trainer 😉

Idontgiveacrap: You're okay with that?

Real_Dumbo: That I'll be your trainer?

Of course!

Idontgiveacrap: No I mean you're not trying to talk me out of it?

Real_Dumbo: Why would I?

It's your decision and it's your body who am I to judge?

I love you for who you are Baek but if you want to get fit by exercise than I'll respect
that decision and help out in whatever way I can

Idontgiveacrap: Thank you Channie

Real_Dumbo: But I'm pretty strict when it comes to exercise 😉😋

Idontgiveacrap: I won't mind!

I'm just grateful you'll help me!

Real_Dumbo: You're my baby I'll do everything for you

Idontgiveacrap: You can't do the impossible

Real_Dumbo: I will sell my soul to Kyungsoo for you

Idontgiveacrap: Okay damn that's a bit much

Real_Dumbo: It's the truth

Idontgiveacrap: And it's appreciated

But I will never let you do that

Real_Dumbo: You never know~

Idontgiveacrap: ㅋㅋㅋ

So what are you doing now?

Real_Dumbo: Drinking a protein shake

You?

Idontgiveacrap: In bed

Deciding if Netflix is worth the watch

Real_Dumbo: It always is but you need to get back to sleep

Idontgiveacrap: But I'm wide awake now...

Real_Dumbo: You planned this out didn't you -_-

Idontgiveacrap: Maybe...

Maybe not...

You'll never know

Real_Dumbo: Aish you're lucky I have a crush on you

Idontgiveacrap: And you're lucky that I'm starting to like you 😋

Real_Dumbo: In what way??

Idontgiveacrap: Hmmm

I dont know~

Real_Dumbo: You liar

Idontgiveacrap: You got me

Real_Dumbo: Knew it

Idontgiveacrap: Hehe~

Real_Dumbo: Look there's something I need to tell you

Idontgiveacrap: I know you love me~~

Real_Dumbo: Haha not that

It's serious

Idontgiveacrap: Oh?

Why so serious?

Real_Dumbo: Baekhyun...

Idontgiveacrap: Okay sorry go on

Real_Dumbo: I know Dara

Like she's my adoptive cousin, but I never knew that she was the Dara
that you were talking about. I only know her as Sandara not Dara besides
I don't talk to her I only have contact with my aunt and even then we don't
go into conversation about her

I'm really sorry I didn't tell you before but I need to

Idontgiveacrap: It's okay Chanyeol

Real_Dumbo: I only found out the other day and I felt sick I couldn't
believe she was like that with you

Like I know she's a because my aunt threatened to send her back to the
other family she had lived with before but I didn't know she was bullying

Idontgiveacrap: I know you didn't know and it's okay

We're connected through a lot of people aren't we?

Real_Dumbo: ㅋㅋㅋ yeah I guess we are

Idontgiveacrap: Guess we would have met many other possible ways too if it wasn't here

Real_Dumbo: I'd like to believe that

Idontgiveacrap: Me too 🙈

Real_Dumbo: I really should let you sleep

Idontgiveacrap: Shouldn't you be sleeping too?

Real_Dumbo: I have to wait until my baby does

Idontgiveacrap: *gasp* What really?

Real_Dumbo: Yep!

Idontgiveacrap: Oh my! You must be exhausted!

Okay I'll go to bed now then!

Real_Dumbo: Are you sure?

And I'm not really that tired

Idontgiveacrap: Really??

Real_Dumbo: Mhm

Idontgiveacrap: Than can you survive a little while longer?

Real_Dumbo: Of course😊

Idontgiveacrap: I wanna know more about you

Since you supposedly know a lot about me already

Real_Dumbo: I don't think so~

Idontgiveacrap: Then tell me what you do know about me?

Real_Dumbo: You like singing and books

You love teddy bears (yet you still haven't told me it's name)

You prefer our name as Baekyeol not Chanbaek.

You love Eyeliner, Disney, Chicken (but you'd happily give your chicken to Kai),
Chocolate Fudge ice cream, making bets, shipping, you loved cooking and are
starting to get back into it, you're an EXO fan and love their song Sweet Lies
and you stan Seventeen too!

Your Eomma's a nurse and your best friend is Kyungsoo, Sehun is your son
because you used to always scold him when he did things wrong, you don't care
about size but secretly would like a guy with a 7.5 inches or more 😉

You're catchphrase is Kkabesong, you love Iron Man, you took Music and Interior Design
for college, you watched all Fast and the Furious (backwards apparently 😉),
and you're not sure about your first kiss!

You care about your friends (like that time you helped Kris and Tao talk again)
and you care about my heart because you still have it hidden away somewhere 😉😉

Idontgiveacrap: You remembered all that?

Real_Dumbo: Of course I did we have some in common though so I remembered some stuff

Idontgiveacrap: Chanyeol that was everything that I told the groupchat when you came in

That's really sweet how you remembered that

Real_Dumbo: I'm sure there's more stuff I need to know but I'm happy to learn 😊

Idontgiveacrap: Tell me more about you

Please

I want to know more about my possible love interest 😉

Plus I have a goldfish brain so I forget things easily...

Real_Dumbo: ㅋㅋ Well in that case... what would you like to know?

Idontgiveacrap: We'll I already know that you live in the States and you take Music and Interior too

You like Chocolate Fudge Ice Cream and you work out

Your Sehun's father even if he didn't tell me why -_-
and you are my partner in crashing dates

You're really considerate too oh!

You play a lot of instruments but I can't rememer what exactly...

And you know a bit about computers too

Real_Dumbo: You know a lot already

Idontgiveacrap: Not as much as you though...

Real_Dumbo: I'm 19, I lived in Korea until I was 8, I have an older sister
and my family runs an international company, I love action films
as well as a bit of horror and mystery, I read books but probably not as much as you.
I can draw and I love cooking. 

I play drums, piano, guitar, I can mix songs on turntables and I learned a bit of trumpet
when I was younger/

Idontgiveacrap: Wow that's amazing

Real_Dumbo: Wby

You play any instruments?

Idontgiveacrap: Just the piano but I want to learn guitar

Real_Dumbo: Maybe I could teach you?

Idontgiveacrap: You're always willing to help me ><

Real_Dumbo: You're too cute!

Idontgiveacrap: Am not

Real_Dumbo: Oh yeah that's right

You're adorable!

Idontgiveacrap: You don't need to do that

I can teach myself

Real_Dumbo: If I'm helping you out with gym I may as well help you with music

Idontgiveacrap: Thank you 🙈

That's so sweet

Real_Dumbo: Its no problem princess

Idontgiveacrap: I told you to stop calling me that 😢😢

Real_Dumbo: Hmmmm fineeeee

I'll call you baby instead

Idontgiveacrap: Aish...🙈

Real_Dumbo: Now get to sleep

Idontgiveacrap: Yes yes okay okay

Real_Dumbo: I'll talk to you in the morning okay??

Idontgiveacrap: It is morning Channie

Real_Dumbo: -_- you know what I mean

Idontgiveacrap: Night night giant

Real_Dumbo: Giant?

Idontgiveacrap: You're tall enough to measure to Kris' forhead

That means your tall

Real_Dumbo: So you're going to be calling me giant now?

Idontgiveacrap: Yup!

Night!

😚

Real_Dumbo: Aish ㅋㅋㅋ night night baby