Greg0r

Allihaveismoney: It's official!!

Idontgiveacrap: What?

Satansoo: What is?

Chickennuggets4life: Did Chanyeol and Baekhyun finally get together?!

Idontgiveacrap: NO!

Real_Dumbo: Not yet Kai 😊

Notmystyle: Did the papers finally come in for our divorce??

Bubbleteaking: Have you finally found out you have feelings for Lay?

imabottom: Has your YouTube channel happened yet??

Idontgiveacrap: Oh wait did Red Velvet drop a song??

Satansoo: Isn't that not supposed to be next month?

Pandajams: I thought that already happened?

Notmystyle: It did it was called Cookie Jar

Real_Dumbo: Very manly Kris

Notmystyle: It's not my style!!

Chickennuggets4life: You said that about chicken before -_-

Allihaveismoney: Okay first no to all of them

Laymedown: You don't have feelings for me??

Allihaveismoney: Chen and Minseok are dating!!

Idontgiveacrap: Oh we kinda figured that out Hyung

Real_Dumbo: I mean Kris and I heard the entire conversation through our VERY THIN WALLS

Notmystyle: I can't sleep at night anymore

Pandajams: He has to come to my dorm now because he's scared of the ghost pounding on the wall

Real_Dumbo: I thought we cleared that situation up when we found out the fact that they were having

Allihaveismoney: No! Lay of course I have feelings for you!!

Bubblteaking: Damn the tea is being spilled

imabottom: Whatever this is I like it 😏

Chickennuggets4life: Baekhyun's ships are happening!!

Idontgiveacrap: Of course they are 😎

Laymedown: I have feelings for you too Suho 😊

Real_Dumbo: Did they just confess over text??

Idontgiveacrap: You're the expert you tell me

Chickennuggets4life: Oh my gosh!!!

imabottom: It's happening!!!!😍😍

Satansoo: I feel happy but also I knew this was coming

Allihaveismoney: Wait...You do??

Pandajams: I feel like I'm reading something I shouldn't

Notmystyle: I'll punish you

Pandajams: Oh look at the time I gotta go~

Pandajams has left chat

Notmystyle: See you all later tell me how it goes!

Fighting!

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Chickennuggets4life: If Tao hadn't have left first I would have thought that Kris was jealous and that's why he left

Real_Dumbo: Nah I wouldnt say so

Kris really loves Tao, I've never seen him this head over heels before and I've known him since we were kids

Laymedown: Of course I do! I have feelings for everyone

imabottom: WHAT?!

Bubbleteaking: Guess SuLay is down the drain now..

Laymedown: SuLay?

The ship name Baekhyun made for me and Suho?

Minnie: Baekhyun told us he didn't make ship names

Idontgiveacrap: Did I?😅😅

Laymedown: Well to be honest I want SuLay

But Suho hyung doesn't have the same feelings for me as I have for him

Allihaveismoney: I thought you had these feelings for everyone...

Laymedown: In a brother way but I have more special feelings for you

Satansoo: This is too cringy

imabottom: Shhhh!

Chickennuggets4life: I feel like I'm watching Chanbaek in an older couple 😍

Real_Dumbo: Yah!

Idontgiveacrap: Hey!

It's Baekyeol!

Real_Dumbo: It's Chanbaek

Bubbleteaking: It's shut the up before I slap you

Chickennuggets4life: Thank you!

Allihaveismoney: I really like you Lay

Satansoo: I need to find new friends

Laymedown: I really like you too Hyung 🙈

Real_Dumbo: I can see who's the bottom in this relationship already 😏

Bubbleteaking: I think they'll switch

Chickennuggets4life: I think Lay

imabottom: Easily Suho

Idontgiveacrap: Says the guy who said he was manly but completely bottoms in his relationship

Satansoo: Pfft!!!

TrollingMachine: Yah! Don't think like that with little unicorn Lay

Bubbleteaking: There's nothing little about him!!

Real_Dumbo: How would you know?!

Bubbleteaking: We shared a deep conversation one night

Satansoo: I don't want to know details thank you very much

I want Baekhyun still innocent by the end of today

Idontgiveacrap: Oh come on!

I thought I proved I wasn't innocent!

Real_Dumbo: You know you act innocent sometimes but you really are very dirty minded

Idontgiveacrap: Am not!

Real_Dumbo: Than you just admitted your innocent 😋

Idontgiveacrap: I could choke you

Real_Dumbo: Damn didn't know you had that kink😏

Allihaveismoney: Come over to my Dorm Lay let's talk privately and face to face

Minnie: Love how you kick me out of my own dorm

Allihaveismoney: You do it all the time when you have Chen over!

TrollingMachine: I was only ever over there once!

Allihaveismoney: So Minseok go over to Chen's thanks

Laymedown: Okay I'll leave now

Satansoo: Poor Tao will be do confused when he gets back realising that his roommate isnt there anymore

Real_Dumbo: Which means that he'll come here and I'll have to leave
because him and Kris will be all over each other

imabottom: Don't worry because when Baekhyun gets here you two
can stay in Lay and Tao's dorm considering that will be free!

Idontgiveacrap: What?!

Real_Dumbo: Oh my gosh you have a point! 😍😍

Thank you Luhan!!

Idontgiveacrap: YOURE KICKING ME OUT OF MY DORM AND I HAVENT EVEN MOVED IN YET?!

Satansop: I guess so

Idontgiveacrap: I'm confused

How the hell did we get a whole dorm free?

Minnie: Simple. I room with Suho right?

Idontgiveacrap: Mhm

TrollingMachine: And I have a dorm to myself right?

So Minseok moves in with me and that leaves a space in Suho's dorm

Idontgiveacrap: Okay I get that

Laymedown: I room with Tao. But if I took up the spare room in Suho's dorm
(filling in Minseok's room) that would mean that Tao has a spare room

Satansoo: Tao would then move into Kris dorm forcing Chanyeol to be homeless
resulting in his taking the free dorm!😍

Idontgiveacrap: Or Kris could just move into Tao's dorm and leave Chanyeol in the dorm he is in now?

Chickennuggets4life: ...

Bubbleteaking: ...

imabottom: God Damn it Baekhyun!

Real_Dumbo: Pfft! 😂😂😂

Idontgiveacrap: What?! It's the most easiest solution!

Real_Dumbo: At the end of the day buttercup I'll still have a room in my dorm 😏

Idontgiveacrap: No I'll still have my dorm

Satansoo: Not if we swap roommates!!

Bubbleteaking: I could easily take Luhan and swap him out with Kai

TrollingMachine: It will be central on our floor 😂😂😂😂😂

Real_Dumbo: And my dorm is the furthest away from all ya!

Idontgiveacrap: .... central...

My ships are happening

Rooming with Chanyeol

Jeez today seems to be getting better and better 😊

Real_Dumbo: You like that idea?

Moving in with me?

Idontgiveacrap: ONLY BECAUSE

You're the furthest dorm from central

Real_Dumbo: We'll still be next to Chen though so you'll hear everything...

But I'll get the walls thicker 😉

Satansoo: Jeez not even dating yet and already taking about home renovations

imabottom: I don't know whether or not to squeal

TrollingMachine: Chan I just knocked on your dorm, open up

*Allihaveismoney has left the chat*

*Laymedown has left the chat*

Real_Dumbo: I'm not at home Chen

Satansoo: He's out greeting my minions

imabottom: Not the devil things again Kyung...😔

Bubbleteaking: Very confused right here

Satansoo: As I am Satan my minions are young devils

Chickennuggets4life: Our son is going to be called Lucifer 😊😍

Real_Dumbo: Eh....

I'm at the gym...

Idontgiveacrap: That's a tv show

imabottom: I know it's soo good!

Idontgiveacrap: It's on my to watch list

imabottom: It's so good!

TrollingMachine: Do you know if anyone is in your dorm rn Chan??

*Minnie has left the chat*

Satansoo: It's actually really good

What you watching rn Baek?

Idontgiveacrap: I'm in the middle of The Originals
you know the New Orleans vampire/ Werewolf show?

imabottom: OMG YASSSS

KOL THOUGH 😍😍😍

Chickennuggets4life: Ugh...what is happening?

Bubbleteaking: I think it's called fangirling?

Satansoo: We're guys

Real_Dumbo: Soooooo Fanboying?

And no one Chen why?

TrollingMachine: Great! Minnie and I have an appointment

Bubbleteaking: Just tell us you plan on ing

Like stop calling it an appointment 😂😂

*TrollingMachine has left the chat*

imabottom:

Like look at the beautiful specimen of a man😍😍

Satansoo: Nah I'll stick to Kai thanks

But damn he is beautiful

Idontgiveacrap: Anyway it's sooo good!

Rebekah is hilarious she's so sassy I love it

Chickennuggets4life: Has Byun Baekhyun gone straight on us?!

Idontgiveacrap: As straight as a circle

Rebekah is great and all but I like thank you very much

Bubbleteaking: Chanyeol likes , you like , I think we just figured out who's top and bottom here!😏

Real_Dumbo: We cannot confirm nor deny that statement

Idontgiveacrap: Heyyyyy

That's my line 😢