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Idontgiveacrap: I'm home!

Satansoo: Welcome home maknae!!

immanly: Hey Baekkie!

Chickennuggets4life: Hey Baek!

Laymedown: Welcome back Baekhyun :)

Notmystyle: How was school?

Idontgiveacrap: Eh...

The usual..

Allihaveismoney: Ah..I'm sorry honey

TrollingMachine: What did I tell you?

Idontgiveacrap: To scream in their face until they back off

TrollingMachine: And?

Idontgiveacrap: I won't be going to school anytime soon...

Minnie: CHEN I swear if you got him suspended!!!

Pandajams: I'll hit you where the sun don't shine!

Chickennuggets4life: I will never help with pranks again!

Idontgiveacrap: Guys I'm not susupended.

Notmystyle: What happened then?

Bubbleteaking: Did they hurt you Eomma?

Idontgiveacrap: I told Dara to leave me alone but she got the jocks to come and teach me a lesson.

The principal told me to take a couple days off to recover from the injuries

immanly: Oh Baek...

Notmystyle: I'm going to kill them

Allihaveismoney: Seriously Kris see if your child is alright first!

Bubbleteaking: *sending vertical hugs*

Satansoo: Do I need to get on a plane?

Pandajams: Baek I'm so sorry

Minnie: MY POOR BABY

TrollingMachine:  Baek I'm sorry

Laymedown: Make sure to get rest okay Baekkie, You need to heal quickly okay!

Fighting!

Chickennuggets4life: Baek...

Would you like some of my chicken nuggets?

Idontgiveacrap: I'm fine guys

*accepts hug, despite spelling error*

No Kyung, don't waste your money

I will Lay-hyung :)

And no Kai you have them, thank you though!

Chickennuggets4life: Oh thank God, I didn't really want to share but I was willing to!

Idontgiveacrap: Haha it's alright Jongin I'm fine

Satansoo: What did your mom say?

Idontgiveacrap: She told me I had bruised ribs and I just needed to keep resting but don't forget to move around a bit so I don't get stiff

immanly: She is a nurse...

Notmystyle: Is my youngest alright?

Idontgiveacrap: Haha yeah Lu she is

And yes Kris I'm fine

Real_pcy: They won't be

TrollingMachine: OooOoooo

immanly: ...

Satansoo: Damn...

Real_pcy: Are you sure you're alright Baek?

Idontgiveacrap: Yeah

I'm fine Chanyeol

Real_pcy: Dont lie to me

Please

Idontgiveacrap: It hurts

Real_pcy: I'm sure it does honey

But you have to listen to your Eomma alright? You need to rest and move around a little

Can you do that?

Idontgiveacrap: I'm not a baby you know

Real_pcy: Of course you are!

You're my baby!

immanly: AWWWEEE

Satansoo: Ok even I felt something reading that!!

Minnie: Boys you have alot to live up to rn!

TrollingMachine: Yah! Park what did you do!

Notmystyle: Just for the record Baek is both Suho and I's baby!

Pandajams: What were we just talking about Krease?

Notmystyle: ...

Pandajams: Better

Chickennuggets4life: Woah what happened there?

Idontgiveacrap: Appa got told~

Pandajams: Of course he did.

I'm not happy with what he explained but I believe him so...

Idontgiveacrap: I'm glad you two could sort it

Notmystyle: Baekhyun, Chanyeol wants to know what that girls name is again

Idontgiveacrap: Why?

Pandajams: Do I see words coming from your message?

Notmystyle: ...

Allihaveismoney: Tao is literally my favourite child rn

Idontgiveacrap: Dara

Satansoo: Tao is my spirit animal.

TrollingMachine: God love that poor girl

immanly: What the hell do you mean by that?!

She's a she had people beat Baekhyun up!

Bubbleteaking: That's going to look like child's play when Chanyeol's through with her

Idontgiveacrap: You're joking right?

Chickennuggets4life: I wish we were

Laymedown: Chanyeol has alot of connections Baek, it's best if you just don't ask questions.

Idontgiveacrap: Well I deserve to know what he hell he is doing

Real_pcy: You do but not yet princess ;)

Idontgiveacrap: Will you stop with that nickname

Real_pcy: No I'm alright :)

Idontgiveacrap: Fine Dumbo

*You changed Real_pcy' s name to Real_Dumbo*

Real_Dumbo: Didn't see that one coming

Idontgiveacrap: Not nice getting your name changed is it?

Real_dumbo: Actually it is because it shows how much time you put into thinking about making it perfect <3

Idontgiveacrap: Oh bite me!

immanly: WOAH

Keep the to pm please

Minnie: I am drinking milk and don't want to see any of this rn

TrollingMachine: Check your pm Minnie! ;)

Satansoo: Hey Suho I did my math test

Allihaveismoney: And?

Satansoo: I'm waiting for my 20 dollars

Idontgiveacrap: Oh yeah me too!

Allihaveismoney: Aish...

Laymedown: He's so cute! Giving you boys money like that!

immanly: Awe Lay

Allihaveismoney: ><

Chickennuggets4life: Guys don't do this cute when I'm eating!

Minnie: CHEN WHAT THE DUCK!

Idontgiveacrap: Oh I love autocorrect

Satansoo: Duck hahahahahaha

Bubbleteaking: I am ducking done with you ducking idiots

😂😂😂😂😂

Notmystyle: Duck isn't my style

Pandajams: Neither is panda

Idontgiveacrap: ...

Ouch

Notmystyle: Oh come on honey I said sorry

immanly: Ooo he used honey instead of baby

Satansoo: I'd be careful Tao

Real_Dumbo: Can someone explain to me why Kris is crying into a bowl of icecream?

Idontgiveacrap: He's what?!

Pandajams: Stop messing Chanyeol

I know he got you to type that

Real_Dumbo: Actually I'm not kidding he's actually sobbing into MY chocolate fudge ice cream!

Idontgiveacrap: Awww I bet your very upset that he's crying in your ice cream

Real_Dumbo: Actually yes

Yes I am

Idontgiveacrap: Too bad

Satansoo: Baek

Isn't that your favourite ice cream?

immanly: Ha! Got caught out!

Minnie: I have gone blind!

Guys check out our group chat now!

TrollingMachine: Show them I have no shame!

Minnie: Like hell I would show them that!

TrollingMachine: Aww you're keeping it all for yourself?

Minnie: I'll kill you

TrollingMachine: I'll kill you ;)

Minnie: Alright you have a point but I'm not a bottom!

Satansoo: That's my cue to leave

immanly: Oh sweet Jisoos

Allihaveismoney: So much for a holy family

Idontgiveacrap: Yeah right

No one thinks we are a holy family!

Notmystyle: I thought you were!

Idontgiveacrap: Opps...

But I haven't done anything!

Real_Dumbo: Yet!

Idontgiveacrap: Go die in a hole!

Real_Dumbo: Yours sounds good.

I would be honoured to die in your hole.

Idontgiveacrap: Oh Lord

Is that some weird pick up line?

Real_Dumbo: Trust me babe you'd know when I'm using a pick up line

Idontgiveacrap: Babe?

Real_Dumbo: I could go back to Princess if you want

Idontgiveacrap: Neither of them

Real_Dumbo: Alright baby

Satansoo: Why isn't Baek replying?

TrollingMachine: Is this it?

Has he finally ran out of words?

immanly: ...

I have!

Pandajams: I'm jealous of their flirting!

Notmystyle: Hey baby x

Pandajams: Get the hell away from me

Real_Dumbo: AND HE'S BACK IN THE ICE CREAM EVERYONE

Chickennuggets4life: Ice cream and chicken nuggets sound great

Laymedown: It is

#McDonaldperiences

Satansoo: Try that and we will break up Kai

Bubbleteaking: Too late hes done it!

immanly: Hahahahahahah!

Idontgiveacrap: Pfft!