“You did whaaaaaaat?” Lisa yelled in the maximum volume her booming voice would reach.

“Omg, Lisa, can you keep it down?” Rosé hissed, glaring at the maknae, who presently had a cartoonishly horrified expression plastered on her face like a grotesque mask. 

“You did whaaaa?” Lisa asked again in a harsh half-whisper, which was only slightly less loud and grating than her normal speaking voice, which was always a yell. 

“We... I don’t know, okay? I don’t know how or why it happened, but it was a kiss. I think maybe we were both just tired, or maybe it was just a friend kiss?” Rosé answered in a  burst of defensive rambling. 

“Okay, question: was there tongue?” Lisa asked in an attempt to be scientific. 

“Why is that always the first thing you want to know?”

“Because I am naturally inquisitive and I have very specific interests, okay? Now, answer the question.” 

“You... Yes?” Rosé said, only mildly confused. 

“Is that a question?”

“Okay,” Rosé took a deep breath. “Yes, there was tongue.”

Lisa exploded into a squeal. 

“Shhhhh! She’s asleep, you’re gonna wake her up!” Rosé said through grit teeth, her blood turning cold at the idea of disrupting Jennie’s precious sleep. 

“Omg, you dirty s! It is not a friend kiss when tongue is involved! Why are you guys making out?”

“Goddamnit, Lisa, that’s what I’m trying to figure out!” 

“Right, right, right,” the maknae replied, nodding uncontrollably like a bobble-head. “Was it good?”

“Was it... I mean... yeah, of course, it’s Jennie. Did you think she’d be a slouch in the tongue department?” Rosé said as casually as she could muster, but the memory of French kissing Jennie Kim was making her blush furiously. 

“I didn’t think she’d be anything in the tongue department because I haven’t been thinking about Jennie unnie’s tongue like a ert!” Lisa yelled accusingly, but there was a glimmer of pride and approval in her eyes. Her Chipmunk was growing up.

“Omg, will you shut up! I didn’t even initiate the kiss, okay? It was her, she kissed me! I just kind of... let her.”

“And liked it.”

“Staaahp!”

“What, it’s true.”

“It is kin