One fine day in the Blackpink dorm...

“Babe, I have a confession,” Jennie said out of nowhere, looking solemn as a churchyard.

“OMG, WHAT? YOU CHEATED ON ME?? YOU’RE BREAKING UP WITH ME??? YOU DON’T LOVE ME ANYMORE???? WHY, JEN, WHYYYYY?” Rosé cried dolefully as she grabbed Jennie and shook her straight into mulmishimae wonderland. 

Jennie wasn’t sure if Rosé was serious with her distraught howling until she saw tears b in the blonde’s eyes, her lower lip quivering, her entire being going into full wibble mode.

“Ohgod, Rosie, noooo! Baby, don’t cry! It’s none of those things, you big, adorable dummy! I was just going to say that your fish creeps me out. Omg, Rosie, please don’t cry,” Jennie pleaded, taking the now sobbing girl in her arms, rubbing her back and kissing her ear and temple.

“I thought I was going to lose you” Rosé squeaked between sobs and hiccups. “Wait... you don’t like Joohwangie?”

“He’s a weird fish, Chaeng. Like, fish aren’t supposed to be cuddly and stuff. They’re supposed to be, y’know, cold-blooded... battered, deep-fried, side of chips...”

Rosé gaped at her, aghast, her eyes puffy and her nose red from crying. “You take that back, Jennie Kim,” she said poking the brunette’s chest, in her best attempt at being menacing. Jennie felt like she was being threatened by a marshmallow. 

“I’m just saying your f