"This place gives me the creeps!" Taemin said as the gang approached a half lit, half burnt-out neon sign that read: The Fabulous Fab Fabbers Stripping Club.

"Me too. I love it," Minho chimed in while trying to calm Mr. Jjong (aka: Mr. y) down.

"No. NOOOO!!!! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME GO!! NEVEEEEEEEEEER!!!!" Mr. J screamed like a young girl.

"Why do you hate this place so much?" Key asked Jjong.

"It's not the place I hate....it's....the Kwon."

"I've never seen you like this beofe. Even when you accidentally ate that piece of chocolate cake, mistaking it for a protien bar," Onew wept, remembering that terrifying time.

"Don't remind me," Jjong hissed.

"Alright, we're here!" Taemin said as she approached the huge, metal door.

"AHHHHH!!!" Mr. Jjong screamed as he tried to make a break for it. But Onew grabbed him by the tushie and threw him over his shoulder. As they entered the
club, the sounds of Mr. Jjong's screams echoed behind them.

 

In the club....

 

 

 

"This place isn't so bad!" Key said, moving over to a vacant stripping pole (where he belongs).

"That's because you haven't met him yet!" Jjong screamed over the blaring music and applause.

Suddenly, the microphone screeched, catching everyone's attention.

"Excuse me. EXCUSE ME!" a short man, wearing a stripper-of-the-month thong, said into the mic.

"Can I have your attention plea........" "DOES ANYBODY WANT TO BE MY FRIEND????!!" Gary asked after he snatched the mic away from the stripper.

"Gary? When did you get here?!!" the gang asked simultaneously.

"Does he belong to you?" the short stripper asked while pointing at Gary, who was clutching on to the stripper's leg.

"Not really..."

"Great, you can have him!" the short stripper exclaimed as he threw Gary onto the floor, next to where Key was stripping (which hypnotized Gary right away).

"As I was saying," the short stripper continued, "It is now time to introduce the jerkiest, most vile, fabulous, y stripper ever!"

"No. NOOOOO!!!" Jjong screamed like a maniac. But the stripper continued on.

"Get ready for....JO KWON!!!!!!!!!"

Loud applause and cheering rumbled throughout the club as a very womanly figure appeared on the stage.

When the lights flashed on, it showed the most FIERCE stripper to have ever walked the globe.

The stripper began the strippers game: all or nothing. And apparently chose nothing, becuase that's what he was wearing.

Minho was drooling; Onew was searching for Cluckles; Taemin was shielding her eyes; Gary was trying to jump onto the stage; Key was staring in disbelief at the stripping, which was way better than his; and Mr. Jjong was trying to lift an ATM to throw at Kwon.