HELLO THERE, LADIES AND GENTS! :D

Welcome to the profile of Jen, the epitome of all that is fabulous.(; {Tehe, don't I sound modest!}

ANYWHO:
I'm going to make my little personal info section here different from the others because, well, I LIKE TO BE DIFFERENT. Differences are co00oo0o0o0l, just like frozen juices! ;P [Hehehe, I am having so much fun making random words different colors! xP]

So, HERE I GO!

1. If I could be any vegetable in the world, I would be broccoli. Broccoli is my favorite vegetable. It's just so yummy and green and delicious and BEAUTIFUL. It's got a little afro at the top and a long, seductive stalk. OH MY GOSH, I never thought I'd ever see the day when a person would creep up on a vegetable...BUT I JUST DID IT. *___*

2. Erm, in case you couldn't already tell, I'M A BIT ODD. But I'm odd in a good way.(: Right? RIIIIIIGHT? (This is the part when you say, "Of course, Jen! You're spectacular and shine brighter than the sun!" xP)

3. I am obsessed with cheese. Cheese is so yummy! My favorite kinds of cheeses are brie, jarlsberg, feta, goat cheese, mozzarella, parmesan, pepper jack, and sharp cheddar. OH MAN, MY MOUTH IS WATERING SO MUCH. And I am craving a ginormous grilled cheese sandwich right about now. x)

4. YELLOW IS THE COLOR OF MY SOUUUUUL. My soul food is SPAGHETTI. And chocolate. My soul article of clothing is my pair of boyfriend jeans. My soul utensil is a spoon. My soul mystical creature is a unicorn. And my soul body part is a hand, since I use my hands so much to be creative.(: And my soul season is autumn, not only because it is the season of my birth, but also because it is PERFECT WEATHER, and, of course, I'M PERFECT. ;D

5. I USE THE FOLLOWING EXPRESSIONS:
Golly gee; Golly shucks; Golly gee willickers; Oh em gee; Ehl oh ehl; Shizzle McEffs; What the poop; ...since sliced bread; Spiffy; Fabulous; Neat-O; words from my onpiling dictionary of strange morphed words that I use on occasion(;

6. I am an emotional roller coaster. Sometimes I'm feeling super giddy and fantublular, just like I am right now, but other times I get really serious and sad and tend to think about the nature of life alone in the darkness of my room. I make it quite obvious when I am feeling happy and when I am feeling not-so-happy, so you will always be able to tell. Buuuut...most of the time, I'M A HAPPY GO LUCKY LITTLE GIRL-CHILD! :3

7. I smile literally ALL THE TIME. I cannot tell you how many times people have asked me if my cheeks ever get sore! x3 I've been told that I even smile in my sleep...
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
^ That is supposed to be me. LAWLZ. ^

8. My hair smells like strawberries. At least, that's what people tell me. One of my friends used to smell my hair every time she came over because she thought it smelled good. Not even kidding.
But I just let her do it since it gave her so much enjoyment. ;]

Do I sound conceited? Bahaha, I get the feeling I'm coming off like that. x] But really though, I'm the farthest thing from conceited. In fact, I have low self-confidence. But I'm working on that. <3

9. I don't like using the same smiley faces. So, like, when I type a comment, I refuse to use the same smiley face twice. If I have to recycle smileys (like if the comment is super long), then I feel a little tinge of weirdness. And I actually sometimes even go back and delete smileys if I notice I have used them more than once. I'LL PROVE IT TO YOU BY SHOWING YOU MY SMILEY COLLECTION:

:D  :P  =D  :]  ;D  ;P ;]  ;3  x)  x3  xP  xD  ={P  :3  C: :) ;) c: [Mama and baby smileys! Gotta love it! <3]

10. I quote Engrish phrases from Super Junior Full House religiously. Like, I think I've said "DON'T GET ME LONG (wrong)" about 20384832 times...this week. Not even exaggerating. xP

I say:

1. "Don't get me long."
2. "Calm down, calm down." [Gotta say it both times, OFC]
3. "I collect cars"
4. "I do it everyday!"
5. "Because iiiis...FUN!"
6. "Oh beautiful! A fish!"
7. "BEAUTIFUL, YO, BEAUTIFUL!"
8. "Do you have-a money?"
9. "Money? Who are yoo-hoo?"
10. "YO MAN, YOU ARE MY FRIEND!"
11. "You are so gorgeous." [I AM DYING JUST THINKING ABOUT EVERY TIME THEY SAID THAT! Ohhhh, those were the days. C:]
12. "Could you turn off the rights preez?"


I'm gonna stop here since I still have a whole 'nother section to write, aaaaand...I bet you're getting tired of hearing me talk. ;]

I'll chat with you again soooon! :DDD <3333 (((: !!!! ~~~ @#$%& M ♥♥♥ ^^

But until then, please enjoy this wonderful picture of Block B as the seven dwarfs. ;P

KAY I'M BAAACK! =D

I'll just make this the boring all-about-Jen and her fangirl self section. But, hey, without this section, you wouldn't really get to know me very well, riiight? AND I WANNA KNOW YOU WELL TOO! So feel free to leave me a comment after you read this! I would actually like for you to do that very much.(: <333

Name: Jen (Jennifer if you want to be technical, but there are so many Jennifer's in this world...just call me Jen. Or you can give me a spifftacular [one of my words - mix between spiffy and spectacular] nickname if you please! I DO QUITE ENJOY NICKNAMES! ;]) 

Age: 18 (Mah birfday is 1 day after Henry Lau's, one week after Chunji's, and 3 days before Donghae's)

Zodiac: Libra (I am...like...SUCH A LIBRA IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY. xD I love mah Zodiac! I also love establishing Libra connections, so if you are a Libra too, YOU MUST LET ME KNOW. I need to have more connections! x3 And yes, I do include Key, Henry, Chunji, and Donghae in my connections. xP) 

Appearance: Light green eyes. Wavy blondish/brownish/reddish/CRAP hair. Long. Pale skin (so far I'm the palest of my friends, but one of my sister's friends is paler than me. She's actually the first person I've ever met who was paler than me. So it was weird being tanner than someone for once. O__O). 5'6 (according to Google's calculator thing, it says that'd be 171 cm. So that would make me and L.Joe the same height! :P) 

Talents: Writing (...I hope...), acting (I am quite the little drama queen ;D), making people smile, giving compliments, graphic designing (I don't do a lot of it, but I do know the ropes. I actually edited all of the images that appear on my profile), making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches/sandwiches in general (I hate to brag but...I am a goddess of sandwich making. It's true. It's so true, in fact, that my plan for making all of my favorite K-Pop men marry me willingly is to give them one of my sandwiches. That's all it'll take to make them fall in love, baby! ;P) 

Describing words: Friendly, happy, nice, funny, optimistic, empathetic (VERY MUCH SO.), random, motherly (my friends tell me I'd be the best home maker in the history of life. BAHA! xD), a bit dramatic, caring, and FABULOUS, as you can clearly tell. xDDD

Yeppp, so that's pretty much me in a nutshell. I know, I know. I'm not very interesting but, hey, what can ya do? C:
 

AND NOW FOR MY BIASES! WOOOHOOO, THE BEST PART OF THE WHOLE PROFILE! CUZ YOU GET TO LOOK AT PICTURES OF ATTRACTIVE KOREAN/CHINESE MEN! ;DDDD

 

Super Junior: HAN GENG, Kyuhyun, Eunhyuk, Donghae, and Henry Lau

SHINee: Kim Kibum/Key

DBSK/TVXG: Changmin, Yoochun

Beast: Junhyung, Hyunseung

MBLAQ: Mir

U-Kiss: Alexander (<3333), Kiseop

2 PM: Nichkhun, Wooyoung, Junho, Junsu

Infinite: Sunggyu, L, Dongwoo

Block B: U-Kwon

B1A4: Sandeul

Teen Top: Chunji

BIGBANG: Daesung

Boyfriend: Jeongmin, Donghyun (Sorry, I got really lazy. I just didn't feel like editing pictures of them. BUT JUST BECAUSE THEY DOESN'T HAVE PICTURES, IT DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T LOVE THEM!)

ZE:A: Dongjoon, Siwan, Hyungshik (Same with these guys. I'm just too lazy for my own good sometimes. xP)

I have more! If you're curious about my biases in other groups, feel free to ask! :]

 

If you actually read all of this poopity poop poop then I LOVE YOU. ;3

I hope to hear from you soon and hopefully become a very good friend to you! Smile always and always believe in yourself. Wishing you the very best from the bottom of my toes, tummy, and - most importantly of all - my big, red heart,

Jen. <3