"What is that doing here?" Mr. Jjong asked while Minho.

"She is just..."

"I'M HIS NEW FRIEND!" Taemin screamed, interrupting Minho.

"YOU HAVE FRIENDS NOW?!" Jonghyun shouted with glee, "I am soooooo proud of you! Just for that, I'll only charge you half price for our next stripping session."

"What?" Minho asked when, all of a sudden, the door blew off its hinges at the sound of Beyonce music. A gorgeous boy was revealed behind the fragments of the old door. Mr. Jjong's mouth hung open so wide it could fit a train... or even Minho.

"Who is that y beast?" Jonghyun asked as rays of light began radiating from the boy's skin. "He's even more beautiful than I am!"

"Tell me about it!" Onew said from the corner.

"Onew?!?!  What are you doing here again?! I thought I disposed of...I mean told you to leave!"

"Ya, but me and Mr. Cluckles wanted to make sure you weren't going to cheat on me again."

"Honey, you know I'm going to."

"Oh, ok, cool. Be home by 10. I'm gonna go get Mr. Cluckles a new dress. I'm making lasagna for dinner *wink wink*...the food of loooooooooooooove... *wink* *twitch* *wink*"

"Onew, you know I'm allergic to all pasta, cheese, tomato, and meat products!"

"Oh, right. I'll just give your half to Mr. Cluckles. C'mon, Mr. C, let's go. NOSE KISSIES!" he said while gently rubbing his nose back and forth against his chicken's beak.

"Ummmmm...can we get back to me now?" Key asked while dancing inappropriately.

"What rhythm you have!...what style!...what...HAIR!" Jonghyun said while grabbing Key by the pinky.

"Not until the second date, honey," Key said flirtatiously.

"Key, this is Minho's therapist, Mr. Jjong. Mr.Jjong, this is Key, my diva brother...who is a fab, y, GAY single," Taemin said, thus introducting the ies to each other.

"This is your brother?" Mr. Jjong asked Taemin.

"This is your therapist?" Key asked Minho.

"This is your chicken?!" Onew asked himself.

"WHY DO YOU KEEP COMING BACK HERE?!?" Jjong asked his muscley husband.

"We were bored," Onew replied.

"Who's we?" Jjong asked.

"Me and the chicken, of course."

"Onew. Leave. NOW."

"But...I wanna meet your new friend!"

"HI! I'M TAEMIN!" Taemin cried.

"No, I was talking about the y one," Onew said.

"I'm Key. The y."

"I'm Onew. The Trainer. And this is Mr. Cluckles. The Great."

"Kaaaaay...you wanna make out now?" Key said as he turned to Jonghyun.

"Sure, but let me just spank my husband first," Jjong said as he grabbed Onew and walked out the door.

"Wait a minute..." Minho began, "This is my session, and I get charged by the second here..."

"I have twenty nurfburgles to help you pay," Taemin suggested sweetly.

"It's ok, I ususally just garden it off."

"Sorry about that!" Jjong sang as he walked back into the room, "Onew won't be bothering us anymore."

"Can we get back to my session?" Minho asked.

"Why, OF COURSE! All you people who aren't Minho...get in the corner."