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October 07, 2015

07:15

 

 

Jagiya

Eeh, when did this number join in this chat room?

 

Daesung

Oh! Good morning, Seungri–ah~

 

Jagiya

Good morning, Daesung Hyung.

 

Daesung

It was Jiyong Hyung added your other

number in this chat room last night.

 

Jagiya

Jiyong Hyung did? Wae–yo? 

 

Daesung

I don't know...

 

Daesung

Anyway, you wake up early today~

 

Jagiya

Yes. You too, Daesung Hyung.

 

Daesung

I always wake up early, though. ;-)

 

BaeBear

Good morning, my dongsaengs~

 

Jagiya

Good morning, Youngbae Hyung.

 

Daesung

Good morning back to you~

 

BaeBear

You're feeling okay now, Seungri?

 

Jagiya

Yes. I'm totally fine, thank you. 

 

Jagiya

I apologise for last night's troubles.

 

BaeBear

It wasn't a big deal. Don't you worry.

 

Daesung

Did Jiyong Hyung do anything terrible to you last night?

 

Jagiya

What do you mean by that, Daesung Hyung?

 

Daesung

Nothing. Just... I'm worried about you.

 

Daesung

You guys fought so bad last night.

 

Jagiya

Oh. We're okay now. Don't worry.

 

BaeBear

It doesn't look like that for me. You're not lying, are you?

 

Jagiya

No. I'm not lying.

 

Jagiya

I'm not a liar, Youngbae Hyung.

 

BaeBear

Sorry. I didn't mean it that way.

 

Jagiya

I know. I'm just saying, though.

 

Daesung

By the way, what are you doing right now Seungri–ah?

 

Jagiya

I'm lying on the mattress lifelessly. I can't move.

 

BaeBear

Hahahaha! Why is that, Seungri? 

 

Jagiya

Jiyong Hyung is strangling me in his sleep.

 

Jagiya

He's back–hugging me, and it's so freaking tight!

 

Daesung

Oh? Hahahaha! He's still sleeping? ;-D

 

Jagiya

Yes, he's still sleeping right now. 

 

Jagiya

He cried last night, so he slept kind of late.

 

BaeBear

Aww, my buddy is so cute~

 

Jagiya

Trust me, it was not cute at all. It was very annoying.

 

Daesung

Hahahaha! For us, it's kind of adorable though.

 

Daesung

Because, in front of us, he has always looked fierce.

 

Jagiya

Oh. I see. That makes sense.

 

ChairLover

So, how many times Jiyong did you last night, Seungri?

 

Daesung

Hyung!! This is not a suitable time for asking that!!

 

Daesung

By the way, good morning, Seunghyun Hyung~

 

BaeBear

Hahahaha! I'm kind of curious too, to tell the truth. ;-P

 

Jagiya

Jiyong Hyung did me what? I don't understand.

 

ChairLover

Make–up . How many times you guys do it last night?

 

ChairLover

Good morning to you too, my lovely DaeDae~

 

Jagiya

Oh. I see... make–up , huh?

 

Jagiya

You guys have a guess on it, right?

 

BaeBear

Yeah! I guess Jiyong did you for 4 times. 

 

ChairLover

I bet it was absolutely 5 times. Am I right, Seungri?!

 

Daesung

It was definitely for 3 times, Hyungs~ 

 

Jagiya

Nahh. You guys guessed it all wrong.

 

ChairLover

Really? Aww, man. I thought I guessed it right.

 

BaeBear

So, how many times then, Seungri?

 

Daesung

I kind of feel awkward right now all of sudden.

 

Daesung

We're literally asking Seungri–ah how many times

that Jiyong Hyung had... ed... him last night.

 

Jagiya

It's okay, Daesung Hyung. I don't really mind, though.

 

Jagiya

I know that you guys are much erted than Jiyong Hyung.

 

ChairLover

Hey! Hey! I'm not a ert in the first place alright!

 

BaeBear

No way! Don't compare me with that husband of yours!

 

BaeBear

He's much more erted than any of us!

 

Daesung

Eeh? Why didn't I know anything about this?!

 

ChairLover

You don't know Jiyong's ertedness, DaeDae?

 

Daesung

No. I don't know at all, Seunghyun Hyung.

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