ToDae Couple
BIGBANG'S CHAT ROOMBIGBANG
October 11, 2015
08:30
Daesung
Hello! Good morning, earthlings~
Jagiya
Woww... You wake up so early, Daesung Hyung!
Jagiya
Also, good morning to you too~
Daesung
Says the one who replies my message within seconds.
Jagiya
Hahaha! I have a husband to take care of,
that is why I wake up early in the morning.
Daesung
I've got a habit to wake up early. What can I do~
Daesung
BTW, didn't you return home late last night?
Jagiya
Yeah... I returned home at around two in the morning
Jagiya
And I went straight to sleep without changing.
Daesung
How can you wake up so early, then?
Jagiya
Maybe just like you, it becomes a habit for me. ;-)
Daesung
Yeah... Years of taking care the leader in the morning,
no wonder it becomes your habit to wake up early.
Daesung
You've got to prepare breakfast for him and so on. How sweet~
Jagiya
Yeah, it's almost a decade now that I
have been taking care of that old man.
Jagiya
Believe me Daesung Hyung, nothing is sweet in that.
Hello! Excuse you, pretty young man! I'm no old!
Jagiya
So, when will you confess your love, Daesung Hyung?
Jagiya
It's been years. You can also be like us, you know?
If you confess your love ages ago. It's such a pity~
Whaaaaat?! Daesung loves someone?!
Why didn't I know anything about this?!
Daesung
Seungri−ah!! You freaking traitor!! Shut up, Seungri−ah!!
Spill now, jagiya!! Tell me!! Whom is he in love with?!
Jagiya
If you want to know, come to the living room. I'm here.
Jagiya
I will tell you directly. I cannot tell in the chat room.
Aww, baby. I'm too lazy to walk. You come here to
Jiyongie instead. We can cuddle on the mattress~
Daesung
Seungri–ah!! You cannot tell Jiyong Hyung!!
Daesung
He's got a big mouth!!
Hey!! You say that like I'm not in here. You're a rude brat!!
Jagiya
If you're too lazy to walk, then you will never know.
Haishhh... Alright. Alright. I'm coming,
Daesung
Kwon Seung Hyun! You're a freaking traitor!
Daesung
I will never tell you my secrets anymore!
Jagiya
This is for your own good, Daesung Hyung.
Daesung
What's good in telling Jiyong Hyung about my crush?!
Jagiya
So he will slip of his tongue and tell it for you, instead.
BaeBear
Daesung's in love?! Really?! Wow!
BaeBear
Who is it, Daesung−ah? Come, tell your Youngbae Hyung~
Daesung
Oh my God!! I hate you now, Seungri–ah!! I hate you!!
Jagiya
You're welcome, Daesung Hyung. ;-)
Daesung
Yah!! I said that I hate you!!
DAESUNG! YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH SEUNGHYUN HYUNG?!
Daesung
OH MY GOD!! SEUNGRI−AH!! JIYONG HYUNG!!
Daesung
YOU GUYS ARE THE WORST!! OH MY GOD!!
BaeBear
KANG DAE SUNG!! REALLY?! LIKE, SERIOUSLY?!
Daesung
OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!! OH MY GOD!!
Daesung
I'M OUT! I'M LEAVING THIS CHAT ROOM!!
NOO!! YOU SHOULD EXPLAIN IT RIGHT NOW!!
DON'T YOU DARE LEAVING THIS CHAT ROOM!!
Daesung
SEUNGRI−AH!! FREAKING STOP YOUR HUSBAND!!
Daesung
HE WILL SPILL MORE IF YOU DON'T STOP HIM!!
BaeBear
EXPLAIN IT RIGHT NOW, KANG DAE SUNG!!
BaeBear
WHY IS IT ONLY SEUNGRI KNOWS ABOUT THIS?!
Jagiya
Sorry, Daesung Hyung. I'm off from this case.
Jagiya
Jiyong Hyung has pinned me down on the couch.
Jagiya
I cannot move to stop him. I apologise~
Daesung
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, SEUNGRI−AH!!
Daesung
YOU FREAKING EVIL BUT CUTE LITTLE TRAITOR!!
Jagiya
Why, thank you for the compliment. ;-)
YAH! EXPLAIN NOW, KANG DAE SUNG!
YOU'RE AVOIDING OUR QUESTIONS!!
BaeBear
WE'RE WAITING FOR THE EXPLANATION HERE!
Daesung
NO!! I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS!!
YOU BETTER EXPLAIN IT RIGHT NOW
OR I WILL TORTURE YOU TOMORROW!
Daesung
YOU CAN'T USE YOUR LEADER CARD FOR THIS!
OH I CAN AND I WILL, YOU TINY BRAT! EXPLAIN!
ChairLover
Why are you guys texting in caps lock?
BaeBear
Oh–oh...
Jagiya
Yes, here it comes! Daesung Hyung, FIGHTING!
Daesung
I can't do this. I can't do this. I can't do this
Daesung left
What the ?! Why did he leave the chat room?!
ChairLover
Yah! What have you guys done to my beloved DaeDae?!
BaeBear
We just want some explanation from him! That's all!
Jagiya
Tsk... Tsk... Daesung Hyung is such a coward.
Silence, jagiya. Just play with your games.
This is an adult matter. You can't interfere.
Jagiya
Hey! I'm 25 years old already! I'm not a little kid!
You're still a little brat to me. The stupid,
beautiful, spoilt and adorable kind of brat.
Jagiya
Hahahaha! Is that a compliment or what? ;-D
Just shut up or I will you right now
Jagiya
Oh, I'm willingly giving myself to you~
ChairLover
Uhh... guys? I'm still confused here?
ChairLover
Can you guys stop flirting for a second?
Jagiya
Oips. I'm sorry. I will be a silent reader now.
Aww, look at you. You're such a good little boy.
BaeBear
Haishhh... This married couple is troublesome.
Jagiya
Hey! We are not!
Hey! We are not!
Jagiya
Aww, we sent the same thing at the same time.
That's, the meaning of soul mate, guys!
Seungri is my soul mate, my other half~
Jagiya
Aww. I love you so much, Kwon Ji Yong~
I love you too, my muse, my other half, my soul mate~
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