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October 13, 2015

07:06

 

 

 

Guys, don't forget that our schedule starts at 8.

 

Daesung

Good morning, Jiyong Hyung~

 

 

Mornin', Daesung.

 

Daesung

Where is Seungri–ah, Jiyong Hyung?

 

 

He's preparing breakfast right now

while wiggling his in front of me.

 

Daesung

stop being erted in the morning, Hyung. ;-D

 

 

Seungri–ah is the one who should stop wiggling his .

 

Daesung

You're the one who should tell him to stop. Easy~

 

 

Nah. I don't want him to stop. I like my morning view.

 

ChairLover

You told erted things to my innocent DaeDae, Jiyong?!

 

 

Come on, no one in this chat room is innocent any longer.

 

ChairLover

I beg to differ. Seungri is still innocent... sometimes.

 

 

No. He's not innocent at all. Nope. He's definitely not.

 

Daesung

He's our maknae. So, in my head, I imagine him

as the innocent, adorable, dork and fluffy type.

 

 

Trust me, Daesung–ah. He's far from innocent,

but it's no doubt that he's adorable, but idiotic.

 

ChairLover

He's an idiot and he's your husband~

 

 

Yeah. Unfortunately.

 

Daesung

Hahahaha! Jiyong Hyung! ;-D

 

Daesung

Anyway, where is Youngbae Hyung?

 

 

I don't know. Perhaps he's still sleeping...?

 

ForeverAlone

No. I'm not. I woke up early than you guys.

 

 

Oh, there you are my best friend~

 

ForeverAlone

No. You're my best friend no more, Kwon.

 

 

Wow... just 'Kwon' now? How scary, Youngbae~

 

ChairLover

Which Kwon, by the way? There are 2 Kwons in here...

 

Daesung

Hahahahaha!! Hyunnie!! Don't provoke him!!

 

 

Yes! Which Kwon, Youngbae–ah? ;-D

 

ForeverAlone

Kwon ing Ji Yong, that Kwon.

 

ChairLover

Language. I've warned you so many times!

 

ForeverAlone

I'm just answering Kwon's question just now.

 

 

Whatever, Youngbae. What ing ever.

My breakfast is ready, need to dig in now.

See you guys later at YGE in an hour. Bye!

 

ChairLover

Haishhh... cursing in the morning. 

 

ChairLover

You guys are such a bad role model.

 

Daesung

Let them be, Hyunnie. They are all an adult already.

 

Daesung

Anyway! Enjoy your meal, Jiyong Hyung! 

 

ChairLover

Fine... You're right, DaeDae.

 

ChairLover

I also want to eat my breakfast now~

 

Daesung

Enjoy your meal too then, Hyunnie~

 

ForeverAlone

I hope you choke while eating, Kwon.

 

ChairLover

Wow. Youngbae is in a deadly mood, it seems.

 

 

13:12

 

 

ChairLover

Where are you guys? The moment lunch break

starts, all of you guys disappear. Such a !

 

ForeverAlone

I'm with my manager eating sushi right now.

 

ForeverAlone

We're at the new sushi restaurant around here.

 

Daesung

Oh. I heard about that restaurant just now. 

 

Daesung

How are the sushis there? Is it good?

 

ForeverAlone

Yeah. It's good. It's not bad for my taste.

 

Jagiya

We're at somewhere in the building, Seunghyun Hyung.

 

ChairLover

You two still in the building. Where?

 

ChairLover

Are you with Jiyong, Seungri? Where is he?

 

 

Of course Seungri–ah with me. Who else is gonna be?

 

Jagiya

Sorry, Hyung. I can't tell you. It's our secret hideout~

 

Daesung

Oh, you guys have a secret hideout in the building?

 

Jagiya

Yes! Jiyong Hyung found it a couple of years ago.

 

 

Jagiya, you should not tell them in the first place.

 

Jagiya

Oh... Sorry.

 

ChairLover

What are you guys doing there?

 

ChairLover

We've got only one hour break, though.

 

 

Nothing. We're just relaxing here while eating our lunch.

 

Daesung

Oh, you guys bring lunch box from home?

 

Jagiya

Yes, I've prepared lunch boxes for us today.

 

ChairLover

Aww, Seungri the housewife is so cute~

 

Daesung

I know, right?! You're such a good housewife, Seungri–ah!

 

Jagiya

Hey! I'm not a housewife. I'm a businessman okay.

 

 

A businessman outside of the house,

but a housewife inside the house. ;-)

 

Daesung

Yep! RiRi is the adorable and fluffy housewife,

Seungri–ah is the dork, evil maknae in the group,

Kwon Seung Hyun is the serious businessman.

 

 

Woww. I completely agree with you, Daesung.

 

Jagiya

Am I like that? It looks like I have 3 different personalities?

 

ChairLover

Yes, sometimes. Your personality changes when 

you're at different type of environment, or place.

 

ForeverAlone

Well, the Kwons in here have D.I.D. It's no wonder.

 

ChairLover

What is D.I.D, Youngbae–ah?

 

 

I know what's that. It's Dissociative Identity Disorder,

and no, both of us got nothing to do with that. −.−

 

ChairLover

But... I don't understand.

 

Daesung

It's science, Hyunnie. It's not our work field.

 

ChairLover

It makes me feel... stupid.

 

Daesung

No! No! You're not stupid, Hyunnie!

 

Daesung

I don't even know about that either.

 

Daesung

So, you're not stupid! You're cute!

 

ChairLover

Really?! Waaaaa, thank you my beloved DaeDae!!

 

Jagiya

By the way, Seunghyun Hyung and Daesung Hyung

are having lunch somewhere too? Where are you two?

 

ChairLover

Haaaaaa... We're at the cafeteria right now.

 

 

Oh, cafeteria. Are the foods there still ?

 

ChairLover

It's totally , but we just endure it for now.

 

ChairLover

We were starving to death even to complain.

 

 

When are you coming back here, Youngbae?

 

ForeverAlone

Why do you care, Kwon?