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February 22, 2016

23:36

 

 

Jiyong Oppa

Baby, where are you?! You alright?!

 

Youngbae Hyung

Seungri? You're gone for almost half an hour now.

 

Daesung Hyung

Please reply, Seungri–ah!

 

 

Hyuuuuungs! I don't know where I am! Please help me!

 

Youngbae Hyung

Jiyong's been searching for you everywhere!

 

Youngbae Hyung

We've also been searching for you, Seungri.

 

Youngbae Hyung

Where have you gone to, you problematic brat?

 

Seunghyun Hyung 

Yah, brat. You said you just wanted to go to the restroom.

 

Seunghyun Hyung

Are you actually going somewhere else, Seungri? Hmm?

 

 

No! I swear! I went to the restroom, Seunghyun Hyung!

 

Jiyong Oppa

Where are you right now? I will come to you,

 

 

That's the problem. I don't know where am I, Ji! ;-(

 

Daesung Hyung

How can? Is there no sign board or anything?

 

Youngbae Hyung

How ridiculous, Seungri! You're lost inside a hotel?

 

Seunghyun Hyung

I admit it that this hotel is huge, but you cannot get

lost just like that. You can read the sign boards, ask

the people or the workers or whatever. How can you

get lost? Perhaps you're lying to us. Hmm, Seungri?

 

Jiyong Oppa

No, Hyung. I'm sure Seungri–ah is really lost.

 

 

Yes! I'm not lying! I'm lost! I don't know where am I!

 

 

 BONUS

Seungri locked his phone and gripped it tight in his hand. He had to find the way out, but he did not know where to go to. He did not even know where he was at the moment. This was all because of the fans. When he stepped out of the toilet just now, a few of people recognised him and started running to him while yelling 'Panda!' 'Seungri!' 'Selfie!' 'Autograph!' and so on. So, he ran away  as fast as he could. He was not aware where did he head to, but when he stopped running, he found himself inside a large hall that was as dark as Jiyong's humor.

He did not know how had he walked inside this hall, but now he did not know how to walk out. Seriously, it was very dark, and he could not see a thing. He wished there was a light or...

"Oh !" He cursed as he slapped his own forehead slightly when he remembered something essential. "How stupid you are, Kwon Seung Hyun! Your phone!" He shrieked to himself as he unlocked his phone again and the flash light.

"W–What is this?" He murmured to himself when he saw what ahead of him. There were a lot of mannequins. Wait a minute, were those really mannequins in the first place— Oh my God...

With trembling hands, he opened the message application.

 

 

Jiyong Oppa

Why aren't you replying, jagiya?

 

Jiyong Oppa

Please tell me where you are? I'm worried right now!

 

Youngbae Hyung

Yah! Kwon Seung Hyun, read your messages!

 

Daesung Hyung

Seungri–ah, are you all right? You're not

getting into troubles anywhere, are you?

 

Seunghyun Hyung

I bet he's flirting somewhere with someone... Who knows?

 

Jiyong Oppa

Don't splurt out nonsense, Seunghyun Hyung!

 

Jiyong Oppa

Seungri–ah will never cheat on me! He's in love with me!

 

Seunghyun Hyung

How do you know? You're not with him right now. ;-)

 

Jiyong Oppa

Yah! What in the ing hell is your problem?!

 

Jiyong Oppa 

You wanna die, Seunghyun Hyung?! Huh?! You wanna die?!

 

Daesung Hyung

Jiyong Hyung, don't mind Seunghyun Hyung.

 

Daesung Hyung 

He was just provoking you for his own fun.

 

Daesung Hyung 

He's laughing while rolling on the floor right now.

 

Jiyong Oppa

Tch. That old man bastard. Just you wait, old man!

 

Youngbae Hyung

Guys! I think I've found Seungri!

 

Jiyong Oppa

Where?! Where?! Where?!

 

Jiyong Oppa 

Where are you right now, Youngbae?!

 

Youngbae Hyung

Well, I see Seungri standing in the corner of a ballroom.

 

Youngbae Hyung

He's just standing there while... looking at his phone?

 

Jiyong Oppa

He reads our messages, but he doesn't reply!

 

Jiyong Oppa 

Baby! Why aren't you typing anything?! Are you okay?!

 

Jiyong Oppa 

I will come to you in a minute. Wait for me, baby

 

Jiyong Oppa

Which ballroom, Youngbae?

 

Youngbae Hyung

OH MY GOD

 

 

“*whispers* You see w–what I see, Youngb