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September 28, 2015

10:20

 

 

SeungRi

Oh, our poor Daesung Hyung. He looks terrified.

 

BaeBear

Of course he's terrified, Seungri–ah.

 

BaeBear

Your husband is scary, you know?

 

ChairLover

Indeed. Is he the same Jiyong who had

cried when you were missing, Seungri?

 

SeungRi

He cried not because I was missing, Hyung~

 

SeungRi

He cried because he thought I ran away from him.

 

ChairLover

Isn't that the same thing, though?

 

BaeBear

Nope. It's absolutely different, Seunghyun Hyung.

 

SeungRi

Anyway, shouldn't we help Daesung Hyung?

 

ChairLover

I want to help my DaeDae... but I'm scared~

 

BaeBear

Seunghyun Hyung! You're much older than Jiyong!

 

ChairLover

I've almost gotten my ribs broken by him before!

 

ChairLover

Not to mention, broken nose too!

 

BaeBear

That's because you flirted with his husband!

 

BaeBear

This time, we just want to save our DaeDae!

 

ChairLover

Hey! Hey! Listen! Only me, I, can call DaeDae as DaeDae!

 

BaeBear

Haishhh... Not you too, Seunghyun Hyung!

 

BaeBear

I've had it enough with Jiyong's possessiveness!

 

SeungRi

Kwon Ji Yong's possessiveness is life! <3

 

BaeBear

Woww... Seungri has a Stockholm Syndrome.

 

ChairLover

Yeah... He loves Jiyong's possessiveness

even though he has been kept like a prisoner.

 

SeungRi

Hey! I'm not being kept like a prisoner

 

SeungRi

I can go everywhere I want if I want to~

 

BaeBear

Yes, but with a secret super bodyguards

accompanying you where ever you go. ;-)

 

ChairLover

You've fallen too deep to your kidnapper. Tsk... Tsk...

 

SeungRi

Hahahaha! He's my husband, Seunghyun Hyung!

 

SeungRi

He's not a mere kidnapper. He's the kidnapper of my heart~

 

BaeBear

I want to vomit... too much sweetness surrounds me.

 

ChairLover

Aww~ How adorable, our little maknae. 

 

SeungRi

Hahahaha! Youngbae Hyung is jealous~ ;-)

 

BaeBear

No way! I've got my Hyorin. Why would I be jealous?

 

ChairLover

You're being jealous because Hyorin is not like Seungri who

loves his husband too much that makes you want to vomit.

 

BaeBear

I love Hyorin just the way she is.

 

SeungRi

Aww~ You're the sweetest boyfriend ever!

 

ChairLover

Now I'm the one who wants to vomit...

 

BaeBear

Seunghyun Hyung is jealous~

 

ChairLover

No, I'm not. I truly want to vomit my guts out right now.

 

BaeBear

Seunghyun Hyung is jealous~ Hahahaha! ;-D

 

SeungRi

Now. Now. Enough with the jealousy thingy.

 

SeungRi

Anyway, what's your plan Youngbae Hyung?

 

BaeBear

Plan on saving the poor angel from the brutal dragon?

 

SeungRi

Yes, Youngbae Hyung, that plan.

 

BaeBear

How about Seunghyun Hyung asks Jiyong to smoke outside?

 

SeungRi

What?! No freaking way! Definitely no, Youngbae Hyung!

 

BaeBear

It's just an act! When they step outside,

we run to Daesung as soon as possible

and then we go to the nearest restroom.

 

ChairLover

I don't like this. I have a really bad feeling about this.

 

BaeBear

Come on now, Seunghyun Hyung! You're the eldest!

 

SeungRi

I don't like this either, Hyung. I have a bad feeling too.

 

SeungRi

I think Hyung will get punished too if he interferes.

 

SeungRi

You know it right that my intuition is always on point.

 

ChairLover

How about you the one goes and distracts him, Youngbae?

 

BaeBear

If you go, Hyung, I will treat you ice cream

for one whole week, every time you want.

 

ChairLover

Alright. I'm going now.

 

SeungRi

Seunghyun Hyung! You can't be serious!

 

SeungRi

Just like that, Hyung?!

 

BaeBear

Yeah!! That's our Seunghyun Hyung!! Fighting!!

 

BaeBear

Mission 01; distract the fuming dragon.

 

SeungRi

I've got a really bad feeling about

 

SeungRi

OH MY GOD!

 

SeungRi

Did Seunghyun Hyung just get smacked on the head?!

 

BaeBear

! Jiyong is looking at this way!

 

BaeBear

Abort mission!! Abort!! Abort!!

 

BaeBear

Mission 01 is outstandingly unsucceeded.

 

SeungRi

Youngbae Hyung!! I told you!! You didn't listen!!

 

BaeBear

Oh !! Seunghyun Hyung is also getting punished!!

 

BaeBear

Your husband is ing scary, Seungri!!

 

SeungRi

Trust me, Youngbae Hyung, this is still un