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October 17, 2015

06:36

 

 

Daesung

Good morning, earthlings~

 

 

You're always early, Dae. You should sleep some more.

 

Daesung

Hahahaha! I'm used to waking up early, Jiyong Hyung.

 

Daesung

But you, Jiyong Hyung, are unusually early today.

 

 

Nah. I didn't sleep yet, actually.

 

Daesung

Oh? Why is that? Is it about Seungri–ah? How is he?

 

 

Yes. It's about him. Who else is going to be? 

He's totally fine... I think? Uhh... I don't know.

 

Daesung

Jiyong Hyung! Be serious! How is he?!

 

 

I don't know. I left him in the room to sober up.

 

Daesung

Oww, that bad? 

 

 

Yep, that bad.

 

Daesung

You... didn't do anything to him?

 

 

You want to know? ;-)

 

Daesung

Uhh... I want to know, at the same time I don't.

 

 

For the record, I didn't do anything to him. Yet.

 

Daesung

Woww... Why not? Aren't you angry about his tattoo?

 

 

I'm angry, but fortunately, it's a fake tattoo.

 

Daesung

Fake?! Thank God! I can't imagine Seungri–ah with a tattoo! 

 

 

You can look at it in the picture, no need to imagine.

 

Daesung

Jiyong Hyung! That's not what I meant. Hahahaha! 

 

Daesung

I think you should check on him now, Jiyong Hyung.

 

 

Yeah. I should. It's his punishment time.

I think he has sobered up enough by now.

 

Daesung

You want to punish him while he's in his sober state?

 

 

Of course. That's the thrill. ;-)

 

Daesung

Wicked! I hope Seungri–ah will be okay.

 

 

He will be okay. Don't worry. I need to go now. 

Talk to you later. Enjoy your weekend, Daesung.

 

Daesung

Okay, Jiyong Hyung. You too~

 

 

Obviously. ;-)

 

 

10:42

 

 

OctopusHead

What did Jiyong do to Seungri?

 

Daesung

Good morning, Youngbae Hyung!

 

Daesung

He's punishing Seungri–ah, that's for sure.

 

OctopusHead

Oh, THE punishment?

 

Daesung

Yep. Hahahaha! Do you know, Youngbae Hyung?

 

OctopusHead

No. I have no idea. Can't you tell me, Daesung–ah?

 

Daesung

Sorry, I can't. You can just assume anything you want. :-)

 

OctopusHead

Alright, then. I will assume that Seungri–ah is

being tortured by pain and pleasure right now?

 

Daesung

Perhaps... Who knows? Hahahaha! ;-P

 

OctopusHead

Haish... You're no fun, Daesung–ah.

 

ChairLover

Hello! Good morning, ladies.

 

Daesung

I'm completely a man, Hyunnie. Hahahaha! ;-D

 

Daesung

Anyway, good morning to you too! 

 

OctopusHead

Good morning, Hyung.

 

ChairLover

So, what are you guys talking about?

 

ChairLover

Any plan for today? It's a weekend, brothers!

 

OctopusHead

No plan for today yet. We will discuss about that later.

 

OctopusHead

Right now, we're talking about Seungri's punishment.

 

Daesung

Jiyong Hyung's punishment towards Seungri–ah,

 

ChairLover

Oh! I remember now! About Seungri's tattoo, right?!

 

OctopusHead

Yes, Seunghyun Hyung, and from what I read

up there, Jiyong started his punishment after

6 in the morning, and it's almost 11 right now.

 

ChairLover

Woww... It's been 4 hours. I bet it was ing intense.

 

Daesung

I hope Seungri–ah is okay. I'm very worried.

 

 

Well, he passed out, but overall he's all right. ;-)

 

OctopusHead

He passed out?! What did you do to him, Jiyong?!

 

Daesung

Woww... He passed out? You're quite extreme, Jiyong Hyung.

 

ChairLover

The ?! What did you do to him?! Are you insane?!

 

OctopusHead

Daesung, tell us! What do you know about this?!

 

Daesung

Nope. I'm not going to tell you.

 

 

It wasn't that extreme. I was still holding back myself.

 

Daesung

You were holding back, yet he passed out...

 

Daesung

What would happen if you went all out on him?!

 

 

Who knows? ;-)

 

ChairLover

off!! If you guys don't want to tell us,

go chat privately then both of you. ers.

 

OctopusHead

Oh–oh. Seunghyun Hyung is pissed off. 

 

Daesung

Sorry, Hyunnie. I will tell you later, alright?

 

OctopusHead

What about me?! I also want to know!

 

 

No need to know, Bae. It wasn't a big deal, though.

 

ChairLover

Finally. Thank you, Dae. I will wait for your explanation.

 

OctopusHead

Not a big deal?! You make Seungri pass out, Jiyong!

 

 

It's normal to pass out after what I've done to him.

 

OctopusHead

Yes, but what the hell have you done to him?!

 

 

Seriously, we were just ing around. That's all. ;-)

 

ChairLover

Liar! I bet it was more than that!

 

ChairLover

Seungri will not just pass out after ing around

 

ChairLover

There are much more, that's ing sure!

 

 

Of course there are more, Seunghyun Hyung. ;-)

 

Daesung

Hahahaha! There are much extremely more. ;-D

 

 

Yep, much, much, much extremely more. ;-)

 

Daesung

How many times so far, Jiyong Hyung?

 

 

Two times. After this will be the last one.

He looks exhausted, I can't bear to do more.

 

Daesung

Woww! Two times?!

 

Daesung

That means, two hours for each session?!

 

 

Yeah. Normally, it's only an hour and half, but

for punishment, I hold back myself for two hours.

 

OctopusHead

You're insane, Jiyong! A beast! Poor our Seungri~

 

 

Trust me, Bae. I'm more insane than you've ever known.

 

ChairLover

But why? You said so, the tattoo was fake.

 

ChairLover

Why, Jiyong? Why is Seungri being punished?

 

 

First, no matter what, I'm angry about that tattoo.

Second, I'm angry because he dared to get dead drunk.

Third, he looks delicious, so I just feel to punish him.

 

Daesung

Hahaha! You want to punish him for the third time

just because he looks delicious? Gosh, Hyung! :-D

 

 

You know me. ;-)

 

OctopusHead

You're angry because he's got dead drunk? Why?!

 

 

Of course I'm angry. How about you try imagine

if it were Hyorin who is dead drunk in a club with

only her male friends around her, not to mention,

she looks drop–dead gorgeous and smells nice.

 

OctopusHead

!! That was ing worrisome!!

 

 

Exactly. That's how I felt, worried and damn furious.

 

ChairLover

But... you made him pass out, Jiyong. 

 

 

Yes, I made him pass out. So?

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