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October 17, 2015

18:36

 

 

OctopusHead

Guys! Mayday! Mayday! Guys!

 

ChairLover

What?! What happened, Youngbae?!

 

Daesung

Yes? May I help you, Youngbae Hyung?

 

OctopusHead

Daesung! Why are you not even panicking?

 

OctopusHead

It was a 'mayday'! Why are you being like this?!

 

Daesung

I don't know. Hahahaha! ;-P

 

Daesung

What is so bad that can happen to you, right?

 

OctopusHead

Bad, Daesungie... You're so cold to Hyungie.

 

 Daesung

Hahahaha! I'm sorry, Youngbae Hyung~

 

ChairLover

Just what is the 'mayday', Dong Young Bae?!

 

OctopusHead

Oh right! I need some help!

 

ChairLover

Yes. I know that brat, but what is it?

 

OctopusHead

I have a date in an hour. Oh God...

 

ChairLover

Okay... You have a date in one hour. So?

 

Daesung

I bet Youngbae Hyung is only nervous.

 

OctopusHead

I'm so freaking much nervous!

 

Daesung

I told you.

 

OctopusHead

Yah! You keep your superpower to yourself, Daesung!

 

Daesung

Hahahaha! I'm not using any superpower. ;-P

 

Daesung

You're just way too easy to read, Youngbae Hyung~

 

OctopusHead

Whatever.

 

ChairLover

Urgh... It's only Hyorin, Youngbae.

 

ChairLover

Why are you feeling nervous all of sudden, huh?!

 

 

I bet he's nervous because he wants to put 

my advices into action tonight. Right, Bae?

 

Daesung

WHAT?! NOOOOO WAY!

 

ChairLover

OH! THAT IS GOING TO BE AMAZING, THEN!

 

OctopusHead

WHAT?! HOW DO YOU ING KNOW THAT?!

 

 

You told us the other day. Have you forgotten?

 

OctopusHead

Ugh... I don't know. Whatever, forgotten. Whatever.

 

OctopusHead

I'm ing nervous right now! Argh!

 

ChairLover

Just let it flow naturally, and then follow the flow~

 

Daesung

I can't believe that you guys dare to do that to us.

 

Daesung

Are we an experiment to you guys? Are we, Hyungs?

 

 

Who are those 'we' that you mean, Daesung?

 

Daesung

Me, Seungri–ah, and Hyorin Noona. Who else?

 

ChairLover

DaeDae, you're not an experiment. 

 

ChairLover

Don't say something nonsense like that~ 

 

OctopusHead

It's not an experiment, Daesungie.

 

OctopusHead

It's trying to pleasure your partner.

 

ChairLover

Stop calling him 'Daesungie', er.

 

OctopusHead

Oops. Seunghyun Hyung has started cursing. ;-P

 

 

It is an experiment for me, to tell the truth. I love

experimenting, especially on Seungri–ah's body. ;-)

 

Daesung

See, I thought so. Aww, poor our Seungri–ah~

 

OctopusHead

What the , Jiyong?! Are you being serious?!

 

ChairLover

You're scaring the out of me, Jiyong...

 

 

I'm telling the truth. Seungri–ah and I love experimenting.

 

Daesung

Good heavens, stop being so , Jiyong Hyung. 

 

 

 I won't stop as long as Seungri–ah doesn't stop me. ;-P

 

ChairLover

Seungri is getting , I bet it's coming from you.

 

OctopusHead

I thought Seungri is soft, vanilla and a fluffy type.

 

 

Yes, he is soft, vanilla and a fluffy type in midday,

but when the night comes, he turns into a wild cat.

 

Daesung

Uuurrrggghhh! Fuuuuuccccckkkkk! Nooooo!

 

Daesung

You've ruined Seungri–ah's image in my head! AGAIN!

 

 

Oops. Sorry not sorry. ;-)

 

OctopusHead

Hahahaha! Wild cat, you say? Not a wild panda?

 

 

He turns into a wild panda when he's starving. He

turns into a fluffy pup when he wants something.

He turns into an aggressive tiger when he's angry,

and he turns into a wild cat when he's really .

 

 

ChairLover

Alright... That's enough.

 

ChairLover

I don't want to know more than that.

 

OctopusHead

You make me think twice about his split personalities...

 

Daesung

Talking about Seungri–ah, where is he?

 

 

He's sleeping from noon up until now.

He looks like a panda in hibernation.

 

Daesung

Woww. He sleeps almost for 8 hours now.

 

Daesung

You didn't sleep, Jiyong Hyung?

 

 

I slept for some hours. I woke up just now.

 

ChairLover

Hahahaha! I want a picture of Seungri! Take a picture!

 

 

No