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October 10, 2015

23:58

 

 

 

Jagiya! Where are my Chanel socks?!

The ones that I bought recently in Paris.

 

BaeBear

Why do you need Chanel socks in the middle of the night?

 

Daesung

Chanel socks? Hahahaha! ;-D 

 

Daesung

That is so you, Jiyong Hyung~

 

 

I need my Chanel socks. I'm freezing right now.

 

ChairLover

Why do you have to ask in the chat room, though?

 

ChairLover

You can ask him personally, can't you?

 

Jagiya

Jiyong, we've made a deal. Do not disturb me.

 

 

No! No! No! I was just asking about my socks.

Where is it, baby? I've searched it everywhere.

 

BaeBear

What deal? What deal? I want to know!

 

Jagiya

The deal is, he will let me out clubbing if

I bake him his so–called favorite cookies.

 

Jagiya

So, I baked him cookies this evening and

here I am in the XX club with my friends.

 

ChairLover

Woww! He let you out for clubbing?! Seriously?!

 

 

I unwillingly let him out clubbing. You all know that!

 

Jagiya

You promised me that you would not disturb me.

 

Jagiya

You would not text or even call me. You promised!

 

BaeBear

Wait, he let you out clubbing just

because you baked him cookies?

 

Daesung

I also find it weird. That seems too... easy?

 

Jagiya

Of course it was not that easy, Hyungs

 

ChairLover

I thought so. There must be something more than that.

 

BaeBear

So, what is the real deal?

 

 

Jagiya! Where are my Chanel socks?!

 

Jagiya

I baked him his favorite cookies while he...

 

BaeBear

Okay, no need to continue. We get it now,

 

ChairLover

Hah! I knew it. What a genius I am~

 

Daesung

Hahahaha!! I knew it!! It's typical of you guys~

 

Daesung

So, what's the promise that Jiyong Hyung makes in return?

 

Jagiya

He will let me clubbing with my friends until 2 in the morning

and then he promised not to call or write me any message.

 

BaeBear

So, has he called you yet up until now?

 

Jagiya

Fortunately, not yet. What a good husband he is.

 

Jagiya

But still, he's texted me. Here, in this chat room. −.−

 

 

Jagiya!! Where are my Chanel socks?!

 

Jagiya

Haishhh!! You're so freaking annoying!!

 

Jagiya

You promised not to write me any message!

 

 

Well, literally I'm not. I wrote it in the group chat. You

just happened to be in the same chat room... So... ;-)

 

ChairLover

Kwon Ji Yong, you savage leader! Hahahaha! 

 

Jagiya

should I leave the chat room, then?

 

 

No! No! No! Okay. Okay, I'm sorry. 

 

Jagiya

Heh. ;-)

 

Daesung

Seungri–ah is the savage one~ Hahahaha! ;-D

 

 

So baby, where are my socks?

 

Jagiya

Haishhh!! It's inside the second last drawer, the third closet!!

 

Daesung

Woww... so specific. How do you know that, Seungri–ah?

 

Jagiya

Well, I know every inch inside the house, Hyung. ;-)

 

BaeBear

Seungri is like a housewife, isn't he? Hahahaha! ;-D

 

ChairLover

Yeah, I totally agree. He's exactly like my mother. 

 

Jagiya

Hey, I'm his husband, not a wife. :-P

 

 

It's not inside there, jagiya.

 

Jagiya

Don't you dare lying to me, Kwon Ji Yong.

 

Jagiya

You're actually holding me back from my friends, aren't you?

 

Jagiya

You keep texting me, so I will forget about my friends here.

 

 

No, I'm not. Nope.

 

ChairLover

You're so busted. Hahahaha! ;-D

 

BaeBear

There's no good in lying, Jiyong. Hahahaha! ;-D

 

Daesung

Hahahaha! What else do you know, Seungri–ah?

 

Jagiya

I know that Jiyong is thinking to ask me about 

something else to distract me from my friends.

 

 

NO I'M NOT. WHO SAYS THAT

 

ChairLover

Hahahahaha!! Woww!! It's true!!

 

ChairLover

Seungri has a superpower!! ;-D

 

Jagiya

I said that, obviously. I know you, Kwon Ji Yong~

 

Daesung

Hahahaha!! More!! More!! What else, Seungri–ah?!

 

BaeBear

I love your 'wife's intuition', Seungri! Hahahaha! ;-D

 

Jagiya

At this time, Jiyong is pacing around in the room.

 

Jagiya

Also, he has worn his Chanel

socks that he found just now.

 

 

OH MY GOD! NO! I'M NOT PACING AROUND

AND I'M NOT WEARING THAT SOCKS YET

 

ChairLover

Hahahaha!! Woww!! You got it right again!!

 

Jagiya

Jiyong is sitting down on the edge of the bed right now.

 

 

WHAT THE ?! IS THERE CCTV INSIDE THIS ROOM?!

 

Daesung

Hahahaha!! Woww!! I love this!! I love this!! :-D

You can't hide from Seungri–ah, Jiyong Hyung!!

 

BaeBear

Woww!! I also want that kind of superpower!!

 

Jagiya

Jiyong is freaking out right now and he's running

in panic to the living room, searching for his Ai.

 

 

OH MY GOD! BABY! THIS IS SO CREEPY! STOP IT!

 

ChairLover

Hahahaha!