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October 17, 2015

01:18

 

 

 

Gah! I'm so ing bored!

 

DancingMachine

Come join me, midnight movie marathon~

 

 

Nah. I don't do an old man routine,

 

DancingMachine

What the ?! Who's an old man, huh?

 

 

You. You're older than me, as you always said to me. ;-)

 

DancingMachine

I'm three months older than you!

 

DancingMachine

It's only three ing months!

 

 

That's what I've told you the other day. ;-)

 

Daesung

Hahahaha! Yeah, I remember that sentence.

 

Daesung

The same exact one you used just now. :-D

 

DancingMachine

You're not helping, Daesung. You're not ing helping.

 

ChairLover

By the way, you seldom bored, Ji. Why so sudden?

 

 

Seungri–ah is out having fun with his fellow

friends. That ungrateful yet pretty brat, even

with his damn sprained ankle he still wants

to go clubbing, so I'm all alone in the house.

 

DancingMachine

I see... You're not bored. You're just being jealous~

 

 

No, I'm not. Why would I be jealous? Ridiculous.

 

ChairLover

You. Are. Jealous. Hahahaha! ;-D

 

 

Jealous? Me? No way. Not at all.

He's my husband, I trust him. :-)

 

Daesung

Hahahaha! It's difficult to believe you, Jiyong Hyung.

 

Daesung

You're obviously jealous that Seungri–ah is out 

having fun with his friends. It's very obvious! ;-)

 

 

Seriously, guys. No, I'm not jealous. I'm okay. Cool.

 

DancingMachine

Hahahahaha! Yes, sure you are~

 

 

Shut up, old man. I'm not associating with an old man.

 

DancingMachine

What the is your problem, huh?!

I'm no old, Seunghyun Hyung is old!

 

Daesung

Hahahahaha! Luckily, I'm the first youngest~

 

ChairLover

you, Youngbae! Don't drag my name, brat!

 

DancingMachine

See?! He called me brat! Seunghyun Hyung is the old man!

 

ChairLover

WHAT THE ?! I WILL KILL YOU WHEN I SEE YOU!

 

 

You're so dead, Dong Young Bae! ;-D

 

Jagiya

“Hyunggggggsss *hicks* Imma prettttyy, aighhht???”

 

Daesung

Oh–oh, Seungri–ah has drunk voice messaged us.

 

ChairLover

Whoop! This is going to be fun! Hahahahaha

 

DancingMachine

“Yesssss! Seungri is very pretty!”

 

 

! How much has he drunk?!

“Baby, whom are you with now?”

 

ChairLover

Woot, possessive dragon on board~

 

Daesung

Hahahahaha! I need popcorn! ;-D

 

ChairLover

And ice cream! Bubble–gum ice cream, that is. ;-P

 

Jagiya

“I knooooowww. *giggles* Imma prettyyyy”

 

 

“Baby! Whom are you with right now?!”

 

DancingMachine

“Seungri is pretty and beautiful! Hooray, Seungri!”

 

 

Shut the up, Bae! You're not helping right now!

 

DancingMachine

I don't mean to help you in the first place. ;-)

 

ChairLover

Youngbae is wicked! Hahahahaha

 

Daesung

Youngbae Hyung the bad boy has awakened~

 

 

off! So much of being best friend, Youngbae!

 

Jagiya

“hoooooorraaayy!! *hicks* can I pisssss hereeeee??”

 

 

“No! Baby! No! Do not piss at all! Hold it!”

 

ChairLover

Hahahaha! I'm so going to tease Seungri tomorrow!

 

Daesung

Seungri–ah will be so red in the face tomorrow! Hahahaha

 

DancingMachine

“Go on, Seungri! Piss on people's shoes! Hahahaha!”

 

 

What the ?! Dong Young Bae!

 

DancingMachine

What? I'm innocent

 

 

Urghhh... I will ing kill you, Dong Young Bae!

 

Jagiya

“Ohhhhh?? *giggles* I caaaan doooo thaaaat??”

 

 

Oh God, please no. I hope his friends are watching him.

“Baby, you can't do that. It's a no–no. Bad baby, no.”

 

ChairLover

I wonder how much has he drunk that he gets this intoxicated?

 

Daesung

I'm sure it's more than usually Seungri–ah drinks with us.

 

Jagiya

“Imma baaadd babyyy *sniffles* no–no pisssss”

 

DancingMachine

“No. Baby is no bad. Baby is a very good baby,”

 

 

WHAT THE ?! HOW DARE YOU CALL HIM BABY!

 

ChairLover

Jiyong. Is. Jealous. Hahahahaha

 

Daesung

Stop it, Hyunnie. Don't provoke him. Hahahahaha

 

 

Of course I'm jealous! No one can call him that!

 

DancingMachine

! This is hilarious! Hahahahaha

 

 

One more time you do that Dong Young Bae,

I will ing kick you out of the chat room.

 

ChairLover

Jiyong. Is. Jealous. Hahahahaha

 

 

Shut up, Hyung! Or you also will be kicked out!

 

Jagiya

“Noooooo *giggles* baby isshh baaaddd *giggles*”

 

 

“Nono, baby is no bad. My baby is very good.”

 

DancingMachine

You're the one who said that he was bad just now~

 

 

Shut the up, Dong Young Bae.

 

DancingMachine

“Baby, don't worry. Baby is a good baby. Baby is pretty~”

 

 

That's ing it! You out!

 

 

DancingMachine has been removed

 

ChairLover

“HAHAHAHAHA!! MY STOMACH HURTS!!”

 

Daesung

Hahahaha!! You're serious about kicking him out!!

 

 

Of course I'm being ing serious.

That ing old man is troublesome.

 

 

ChairLover added DancingMachine

 

 

 

Seunghyun Hyung! What the fu