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October 18, 2015

23:48

 

 

OctopusHead

Guys.

 

 

Yes, Youngbae–ah? What's wrong?

 

OctopusHead

Oh, I just want to ask about our schedule for tomorrow.

 

ChairLover

What's wrong with the schedule for tomorrow?

 

OctopusHead

Nothing. I just want to know when?

 

 

When the practice starts, you mean?

 

OctopusHead

Yes. 

 

ChairLover

It starts at 9 in the morning, as usual.

 

 

Why, Youngbae? I sense trouble.

 

OctopusHead

Nothing.

 

Daesung

I can smell trouble from here.

 

ChairLover

DaeDae, why aren't you sleeping yet?

 

Daesung

I can't sleep, Hyunnie.

 

ChairLover

Oh me too, to be honest.

 

OctopusHead

Same. That's why I asked about our schedule just now.

 

OctopusHead

because it seems like I wouldn't be sleeping anytime soon.

 

 

To tell the truth, I also can't sleep. 

 

Daesung

Where is Seungri–ah, Jiyong Hyung?

 

 

He's sleeping soundly like a baby in a crib.

 

ChairLover

Aww, can I have a picture of him sleeping?

 

ChairLover

Please? Just one picture of his face. Yeah?

 

Daesung

Hahahaha! Hyunnie, sometimes you're so weird! ;-D

 

 

Sorry, Hyung. No picture of 'my husband' for you.

 

ChairLover

You're such a stingy bastard.

 

 

He's my husband! Of course I will be stingy. :-P

 

OctopusHead

Guys. I want to sleep. Why can't I sleep?!

 

 

Yeah. I wonder how Seungri–ah can sleep so soundly?

 

ChairLover

because you had ed him for the whole day?

 

Daesung

Hahahahaha! ;-D

 

 

Oh. Yeah... I have totally forgotten about that.

 

OctopusHead

You guys are still in the hotel?

 

 

Yep. We will check out of the room tomorrow morning.

 

Daesung

Poor our Seungri–ah...

 

 

I wonder if I do him right now, will he wake up?

 

ChairLover

You've got to be kidding me, Kwon Ji Yong!

 

OctopusHead

No! You wouldn't dare to do that to Seungri!

 

 

Why not? ;-)

 

Daesung

Jiyong Hyung! Seungri–ah is sleeping! You can't be serious!

 

Daesung

You want to do Seungri–ah while he's... unconscious?

 

 

Yeah, that sounds like a great idea.

 

ChairLover

Jiyong, you sound like a psychopath right now. Stop it.

 

OctopusHead

Jiyong, listen to us! Do not listen to your sick head!

 

OctopusHead

Just leave Seungri–ah alone for a while! You get it?!

 

 

He looks amazing, ya know? He's sleeping very

soundly, his bare chest is heaving up and down

slowly, his pink lips are parted apart deliciously,

and his shocking white hair is a bit messy

 

Daesung

Jiyong Hyung, please don't...

 

ChairLover

Please let him sleep, Jiyong.

 

ChairLover

You're his husband, not a psychopath.

 

 

Yes, I'm his husband, but that does not

mean I'm not a psychopath, though. ;-)

 

OctopusHead

Jiyong, stop with your twisted words already!

 

 

I'm not twisting my words. I'm serious.

 

Daesung

Are you saying that you're indeed a psychopath?

 

 

Who knows? ;-)

 

ChairLover

Just... do not do anything to Seungri. Okay?

 

 

Why? He's my husband. I can do anything to him.

 

OctopusHead

Yes, but not while he's sleeping, you tard!

 

ChairLover

Woww... Youngbae has started cursing.

 

 

Where's the fun, then? ;-)

 

OctopusHead

Damn you, you psycho lunatic alien little bastard!

 

 

Woww... You're very creative with words, Youngbae. :-)

 

Daesung

You can't be serious, right, Jiyong Hyung?

 

Daesung

Is Seungri–ah still being punished?