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October 06, 2015

07:10

 

 

BaeBear

Yes! I'm finally a free man now. Ahh~

 

DaeSung

Good morning, Youngbae Hyung~

 

DaeSung

What do you mean by you're a free man now?

 

BaeBear

Seunghyun Hyung cannot force me

to buy him ice cream anymore. Yes!

 

DaeSung

Oh! Hahahaha! Congratulations, Youngbae Hyung! ;-D

 

BaeBear

Thank you. Thank you. Hahahaha! ;-)

 

SeungRi

I love you too. Goodbye~

 

BaeBear

Eeh? All of sudden?

 

DaeSung

Seungri–ah? 

 

SeungRi

Oh God! I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!

 

BaeBear

What are you being sorry for?

 

BaeBear

It wasn't like we didn't know the

text message was for Jiyong. :-)

 

DaeSung

But he can say it face to face, why

would he say it in the group chat?

 

SeungRi

Hehehe~

 

BaeBear

Oh, that makes sense! Seungri, whose that text for?

 

DaeSung

Where is Jiyong Hyung, Seungri–ah?

 

SeungRi

He's sleeping...

 

SeungRi

Maybe...?

 

BaeBear

What?! Maybe? What do you mean by 'maybe', Seungri?!

 

DaeSung

Seungri–ah, is there something wrong?

 

SeungRi

No, there's nothing wrong. Why do you ask, Daesung Hyung?

 

BaeBear

Then, what do you mean by 'maybe' just now?

 

SeungRi

I'm just not sure whether he's sleeping right now or not.

 

BaeBear

What?! Are you not with Jiyong right now?!

 

DaeSung

Where are you right now, Seungri–ah?!

 

SeungRi

Well, I'm at... somewhere.

 

BaeBear

Whose that text message just now for, Seungri?!

 

SeungRi

It was for... someone.

 

DaeSung

Are you cheating on Jiyong Hyung, Seungri–ah?!

 

SeungRi

No. Of course not. Not at all.

 

BaeBear

Yeah, right. That was very convincing, Seungri.

 

BaeBear

YOU ARE SUSPICIOUS!

 

DaeSung

Did you kill Jiyong Hyung, Seungri–ah?!

 

SeungRi

What the...?

 

SeungRi

Where did that even come from?!

 

BaeBear

Oh my good heavens!

 

BaeBear

You've killed my best friend?! Why, Seungri?!

 

SeungRi

No!! Why would I kill my own husband?!

 

DaeSung

You're suspicious!! You're acting weird, Seungri–ah!!

 

BaeBear

You were about to hide his body somewhere, were you not?!

 

DaeSung

Yes! That was why you said 'maybe' he was 'sleeping'!

 

DaeSung

You have killed Jiyong Hyung, Seungri–ah?!

 

SeungRi

Hyungs! You guys are being nonsense!

 

SeungRi

I would never kill my own husband!

 

BaeBear

Nooooo! My best friend! You've killed him! Why?!

 

BaeBear

Jiyong! I'm going to miss you, buddy!

 

SeungRi

Oh God! This is ing bull!

 

ChairLover

Yah! Language, Kwon Seung Hyun! Language!

 

BaeBear

Seunghyun Hyung! Seungri is a Kwon no more!

 

SeungRi

What the ?! I'm still a Kwon, Youngbae Hyung!

 

ChairLover

Yah! Language! Please mind your language, you brat!

 

ChairLover

By the way, why is that Youngbae? He's not a Kwon anymore?

 

BaeBear

Seungri has killed our Jiyong last night!

 

BaeBear

Seungri is cheating on Jiyong and has killed him!

 

DaeSung

Yes! He said 'I love you too' to someone just now,

but he sent it to our group chat, then he said sorry!

 

DaeSung

Obviously it was not for Jiyong Hyung!

 

BaeBear

Seungri has killed my best friend!

 

SeungRi

Oh good heavens! This is nonsense!

 

ChairLover

 ...

 

SeungRi

You don't believe them, right, Seunghyun Hyung?

 

ChairLover

You have... killed... Jiyong, Seungri?

 

SeungRi

No! No! No! Of course not! No ing way!

 

ChairLover

Then... where is Jiyong right now?

 

SeungRi

Oh. He's at... somewhere.

 

DaeSung

See?! Seungri–ah is the culprit! There's no doubt!

 

BaeBear

Lee Seung Hyun is suspicious! He's the culprit!

 

SeungRi

Nooooo!! I'm Kwon Seung Hyun, Youngbae Hyung!!

 

ChairLover

Where are you right now, Seungri?

 

SeungRi

Oh. I'm also at... somewhere? 

 

BaeBear

SUSPICIOUS!

 

DaeSung

HE'S THE CULPRIT!

 

ChairLover

You have really had killed him last night, Seungri?

 

ChairLover

You... was it an accident or on purpose?

 

SeungRi

Oh my ing God! I did not! I did not