Jiyong's Hellfire
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October 13, 2015
07:06
Guys, don't forget that our schedule starts at 8.
Daesung
Good morning, Jiyong Hyung~
Mornin', Daesung.
Daesung
Where is Seungri–ah, Jiyong Hyung?
He's preparing breakfast right now
while wiggling his in front of me.
Daesung
stop being erted in the morning, Hyung. ;-D
Seungri–ah is the one who should stop wiggling his .
Daesung
You're the one who should tell him to stop. Easy~
Nah. I don't want him to stop. I like my morning view.
ChairLover
You told erted things to my innocent DaeDae, Jiyong?!
Come on, no one in this chat room is innocent any longer.
ChairLover
I beg to differ. Seungri is still innocent... sometimes.
No. He's not innocent at all. Nope. He's definitely not.
Daesung
He's our maknae. So, in my head, I imagine him
as the innocent, adorable, dork and fluffy type.
Trust me, Daesung–ah. He's far from innocent,
but it's no doubt that he's adorable, but idiotic.
ChairLover
He's an idiot and he's your husband~
Yeah. Unfortunately.
Daesung
Hahahaha! Jiyong Hyung! ;-D
Daesung
Anyway, where is Youngbae Hyung?
I don't know. Perhaps he's still sleeping...?
ForeverAlone
No. I'm not. I woke up early than you guys.
Oh, there you are my best friend~
ForeverAlone
No. You're my best friend no more, Kwon.
Wow... just 'Kwon' now? How scary, Youngbae~
ChairLover
Which Kwon, by the way? There are 2 Kwons in here...
Daesung
Hahahahaha!! Hyunnie!! Don't provoke him!!
Yes! Which Kwon, Youngbae–ah? ;-D
ForeverAlone
Kwon ing Ji Yong, that Kwon.
ChairLover
Language. I've warned you so many times!
ForeverAlone
I'm just answering Kwon's question just now.
Whatever, Youngbae. What ing ever.
My breakfast is ready, need to dig in now.
See you guys later at YGE in an hour. Bye!
ChairLover
Haishhh... cursing in the morning.
ChairLover
You guys are such a bad role model.
Daesung
Let them be, Hyunnie. They are all an adult already.
Daesung
Anyway! Enjoy your meal, Jiyong Hyung!
ChairLover
Fine... You're right, DaeDae.
ChairLover
I also want to eat my breakfast now~
Daesung
Enjoy your meal too then, Hyunnie~
ForeverAlone
I hope you choke while eating, Kwon.
ChairLover
Wow. Youngbae is in a deadly mood, it seems.
13:12
ChairLover
Where are you guys? The moment lunch break
starts, all of you guys disappear. Such a !
ForeverAlone
I'm with my manager eating sushi right now.
ForeverAlone
We're at the new sushi restaurant around here.
Daesung
Oh. I heard about that restaurant just now.
Daesung
How are the sushis there? Is it good?
ForeverAlone
Yeah. It's good. It's not bad for my taste.
Jagiya
We're at somewhere in the building, Seunghyun Hyung.
ChairLover
You two still in the building. Where?
ChairLover
Are you with Jiyong, Seungri? Where is he?
Of course Seungri–ah with me. Who else is gonna be?
Jagiya
Sorry, Hyung. I can't tell you. It's our secret hideout~
Daesung
Oh, you guys have a secret hideout in the building?
Jagiya
Yes! Jiyong Hyung found it a couple of years ago.
Jagiya, you should not tell them in the first place.
Jagiya
Oh... Sorry.
ChairLover
What are you guys doing there?
ChairLover
We've got only one hour break, though.
Nothing. We're just relaxing here while eating our lunch.
Daesung
Oh, you guys bring lunch box from home?
Jagiya
Yes, I've prepared lunch boxes for us today.
ChairLover
Aww, Seungri the housewife is so cute~
Daesung
I know, right?! You're such a good housewife, Seungri–ah!
Jagiya
Hey! I'm not a housewife. I'm a businessman okay.
A businessman outside of the house,
but a housewife inside the house. ;-)
Daesung
Yep! RiRi is the adorable and fluffy housewife,
Seungri–ah is the dork, evil maknae in the group,
Kwon Seung Hyun is the serious businessman.
Woww. I completely agree with you, Daesung.
Jagiya
Am I like that? It looks like I have 3 different personalities?
ChairLover
Yes, sometimes. Your personality changes when
you're at different type of environment, or place.
ForeverAlone
Well, the Kwons in here have D.I.D. It's no wonder.
ChairLover
What is D.I.D, Youngbae–ah?
I know what's that. It's Dissociative Identity Disorder,
and no, both of us got nothing to do with that. −.−
ChairLover
But... I don't understand.
Daesung
It's science, Hyunnie. It's not our work field.
ChairLover
It makes me feel... stupid.
Daesung
No! No! You're not stupid, Hyunnie!
Daesung
I don't even know about that either.
Daesung
So, you're not stupid! You're cute!
ChairLover
Really?! Waaaaa, thank you my beloved DaeDae!!
Jagiya
By the way, Seunghyun Hyung and Daesung Hyung
are having lunch somewhere too? Where are you two?
ChairLover
Haaaaaa... We're at the cafeteria right now.
Oh, cafeteria. Are the foods there still ?
ChairLover
It's totally , but we just endure it for now.
ChairLover
We were starving to death even to complain.
When are you coming back here, Youngbae?
ForeverAlone
Why do you care, Kwon?
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