BFF

Who in EXO would you pick to be your...

"Morning _____" a y masculine voice croaks over the line. 

Omo. Who's this y stranger mis-dialing me?

"Who's this?" I ask curiously. 

"What do you mean by who's this? It's me!"

"Eh rrrright... and you are?"

"Wakey wakey _____! Earth calling ____! Can't believe you can't recognize the voice of your BFF today! Did you change your hand phone or something? Do I sound that different?" 

Ooh... BFF? That means...

"Chan..yeol?" I ask carefully. 

"Ok, I think I better come check on you right away! You must have woken up on the wrong side of your bed and knocked your head severely!" 

Then he hangs up abruptly on me! What the...

***

My doorbell rings incessantly. 

"Coming! Coming!!!" I yell.

I open the door and see a happily grinning Chanyeol! He embraces me immediately in a generous hug and quickly spins me around and inspects me exaggeratedly.

Then he exhales loudly, pretends to dramatically wipe his brow and beams, "Phew! You're fine!"

"Huh? Of course I am! Why would you think otherwise?"

"Thought you had a lobotomy of sorts when you didn't recognize my AWESOME voice over the phone earlier? And you called me 'Chanyeol'?! I mean, when have you ever called me that? Like... Never?! Wait, better run a thorough check! Who am I again, ______?"

Chanyeol pauses dramatically and holds me by my shoulder and stares expectantly into my eyes. 

"Erm...Chan..." I venture and Chanyeol nods enthusiastically.

"..nie?" I finish unsure and Chanyeol bursts into an exuberant cheer. 

I got it right?!? Lucky guess. Heh. Was deliberating between Chanyeolie and Channie actually. Phew.

"Finally!" Chanyeol claps exaggeratedly and plonks himself down on my sofa.

That was silly. Haha. But I'll admit. Not a bad way to start my morning. Even though it's a bout of nothing, Chanyeol's infectious energy and enthusiasm is such a mood uplifter!

This is totally what I had in mind when I wished for the happy virus Chanyeol as my BFF. Yay!

I plop myself down next to Chanyeol and try to act as comfortable and naturally chummy with him as I can.

"So. Channie. What brings you here this morning?"

"What brings me here this morning? There you go again. Seriously, maybe I oughta book a CT scan for you!"

"Oh haha.." I laugh nervously and embarrassed, "I...just woke up *fake yawn*...brain cells not fully functioning yet...haha. Jog my memory again? Bestie?"

Chanyeol smiles sheepishly and rubs the back of his neck nervously, "I swear you are doing this on purpose! Ah what the heck! Since I did ask you for the favor... I'm here to...you know.. for...our...practice..."

"What practice?"

Chanyeol mumbles in a softer voice.

"Come again. What?"

"Ourkissingpractice. There I said it!"

"Our WHAT?!"

"Ok. Quit the pretense. Why are you so shocked now? You're the one who suggested that we practise kissing today!"

I WHAT NOW?!

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HAPPY NEW YEAR lovely readers! May we all have an awesome 2016! May EXO shine even brighter than before! 

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Demitria_Teague #1
This was so funny. I liked how it all came together. Chanyeol thing was the funniest.
Octaviani1004AA
#2
Chapter 12: Well then...??
Chronica
#3
Chapter 5: OH MY TOD I LITERALLY JUST STARTED PLAYING CALL ME BABY AND READ THIS CHAPTER
karmachameleon
#4
Chapter 11: AHahahhaha this is so darn funny! lmao XD Is it bad that I skipped the rest to head to this chapter? hehehe. Damn, I demand an encore of the supposed athon too! And Yixing with ash-blond hair kyaaa >.<
It's like my second fave hairstyle of his (after the trimmed short on the sides dark one :D)
AyKF_ARMY
#5
Chapter 12: Omg I squealed too much to read it all xD What a fulfilling ending, now she can live happily ever after lmao. The start was so cute waah I can imagine his dimple ;;
boris92
#6
Chapter 12: Hahaha make you moan!! XD

I hadn't really paid much thought to the lyrics but yeah *cough* you've ruined it for me *cough*

I loved this fic, it was too damn funny! XD The last two chapters were obviously my fave <3
Notegirl99 #7
Chapter 11: I JUST DIED. FRICKING WHAT THE HELL I CANNOT EVEN MY BRAIN IS A MESS AND I JUST ARGH I NEED A BATH DAMNIT. PEOPLE HIDE ALL HOT GUYS AWAY FROM ME BEFORE I POUNCE ON THEM. DAMNIT ARGH
boris92
#8
Chapter 11: Oh my goodness...I died XD
You need to devote a few chapter for the hubs!!