Game Plan: Live in South Korea for 1 year. You and your friend did eveything and now you finally set foot on the grounds of your favorite country. The two of you are excited to experience everything the country has to offer. From the food, the culture, the places the visit and most of all to finally breathe the same air your favorite group, EXO, breathes. What would happen if out of nowehere, without effort, you came across your favorite group? Fangirl and fanboy

WuFan thought he saw a beautiful lady with a yellow umbrella under a shady tree with a rainbow-colored dog who barked at him at first glance while he was out for a jog to hook up with girls.    

Where Onew, Jonghyun, Sungyeol, and Donghae have nothing to do. So they do everything.   CRACK FIC. Multi-chapter! Each chapter is going to be different situations. Based off a dream I had last night. It wasn't pretty. But it was so dang hilarious. Rated: T. Don't try this at home, kids. Warnings: CRACK. ABSOLUTE CRACK.   Please don't kill me.

MBLAQ has broken up, due to personal reasons. Joon and Mir are now homeless hobos, who go over to a duck pond to enjoy life, although they don't have much to enjoy about life itself. 

Wanna know how Onew dies? WELL READ MORE <3 C:

Wanna know how Onew and the other dies? WELL READ MORE <3 C:

The title says all.

xx     [ omma'sd

  Hangeng is very enthusiastic about watching a movie that Henry definitely does not want to watch.     Prompt: TwilightPairing: Hangeng x HenryRating: PgGenre: Crack, slight (teeny tiny) romanceWord count: 1402

Crack. Utter Crack. No plot whatsoever... Chanyeol x Lay

yunho watches too much marvel tv and junsu acts as a beanbag. 

Henry is searching for his precious Bruno Mars CD and Kangin joins the hunt.      Prompt: CDPairing: Kangin x HenryRating: PG-13Genre: Crack, brotherly loveWord count: 1106

There's always an animal's soul within you (I think?). That seems to be the case for the SHINee and SuJu members when they are transported to a very fluffy dimension by an old hag lady (Jessica not Jessica)who claims to have said that they called her an "old, slow hag" and that they didn't help her cross the street. Now the group must learn to survive in

A story about Onew c: Read to find out More :D

  THiis is pm a story about Infinite's manager Hyoan dealing with infinite their crazy shenanigans

B.A.P's manager gets mad at them for screwing around in the dorms. So how else are they going to have their fun?

Bananananananana Milk c:

Key going on a date? THE ALMIGHT KEY?! OHLAWD LET THE DIVA-NESS UNLEASH!

Taemin: I had to use the bathroom. So I went to the mens bathroom and there was this guy doing his business. He saw me and was like "Omo...omo omo.." So I went like this "AHEM" all manly c:

Staff: Who do you love the most chicken or yooguen? Onew: Chicken. It's been with me for 22 years.

One day I was texting my friend and we wondered why Chen had green hair in Mama...this is the result! Picture is not mine! I will make this a oneshot and update it later this week. Hope you guys like it! Comments are totally welcome ;)

Nothing much. I'll just be posting my own memes of Korean Pop bands. With the popular stereotypes. The cucumber-hating Jessica, the oh-no-you-don't Key, I-will-sing-where-I-want Yesung and I-am-very-irritated Krystal. YAY. Yep, most of it will be SM Town. But don't worry. We'll have a nice variety. You know. For fun.

The life of SM Family; All up to your imagination to decide on what they do, what they say, anything. This is a round robin story where I will start of with a short paragraph and it'll be all up to YOU to determine what comes after!   

they grew up big and strong, ready for the new world and for a new life ahead of them. they leave their hometown still together as three. -- they were on a boat, floating peacefully in water.

Want to know what SHINee's life is everyday when they are together at their dorm? It's very crazy I say.

Boyfriend had recently confessed to their sunbaes, K.Will and Sistar that they were, in fact gay. What happens after is an argument for who should rightfully bottom and naturally top because K-pop puts every fan in that corner every now and then. And by whom was is written by, you ask? By their big sister group fitfully named "Sistar", of course! If only K.Will even knew what an butch or femme meant, really...

  Whenever Suho’s best friend, Kris, says “it’s to your benefit”, Suho will blush. Both of them will never forget the embarrassing but amusing incident that happened last month.

Why Leeteuk and HyukJae should never handle blenders and venture into the kitchen

In which Eunhyuk wants Kyuhyun to show him some respect and love...

Niel and Minsoo are going on their honeymoon... But how does Niel tell his husband that he has fallopian tube and can get pregnant?  This is written for Yuya_L

Chanyeol's attempt at a nice deed for his beloved Baekhyun goes terribly wrong when a certain Xi Luhan comes knocking at the dorm.

Who else in humanity sole existence could effortlessly woo Kyungsoo when the man himself had no purpose to be in love with anyone because he had stocks large enough in China to have pandas around him without soldiers pointing their guns at his temple?

In which Kai and Kyungsoo have an exceedingly awkward relationship and Suho just ships them to no end. This will really go well.  

My TaecJay oneshots in one place.   Always ongoing.

  Kim Jonghyun and Liu Amber have been recruited by none other than the infamous Emperor of DinoLand, Jang Dong Woo himself. They report to his magnificent castle with anxious hearts and confused minds, only to discover that Emperor Woo has but a mission for the young pair.  

Taemin always lived in the shadow of his best friend, was always Invisible and never important. But suddenly he is drawn into a drama, where he becomes the main piece of the game. And then he comes to realize that it isn´t as fun as he´d dreamt of.  PAIRING: 2minLENGTH: Two-shotGENRE: Action, crackWARNINGS: cursing, and .

After all, he was indeed expecting Chanyeol to pop out from behind a random Kris early in the morning and smile cheekily at him, but nowhere near legal would he expect the precious jewel of beauty to the air out of his lungs for a good five minutes while fondling everything a suit couldn’t hide of him and destroying Baekhyun’s masterpiece of a neat Kyungsoo-hair-style.

what would happen when Sungmin and Kyuhyun's body got switched?   ❝ “I want my body back too! I want--wait.” Kyuhyun paused as his mind processed what Sungmin just sa

  In which Exo Planet is a suburban village in Seoul and where the lives of four "housewives", Wu Yixing, Kim Han, Kim Kyungsoo, and Park Baekhyun, their significant others, and their friends are followed.            Characters:   Couples:  Kris & Yixing Minseok & Luhan Jongin & Kyungsoo Chanyeol & Baekhyun