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Life is hard when you're an inconspicuous leopard-print wearing panda-lookalike in the green club, of all things, and your crush is the only blond in the school, vice-captain of the basketball team, and won't notice you. Poster made by me Click here to read the
bottom's up.
Sehun's plans for his 2nd year anniversary with Luhan gets burnt to hell, as well as the latter's household rules.
Annyeonghaseyo~ Bae Sueji imnida. Ni Hao~ Wo shi Bae Sueji. Konnichiwa~ Bae Sueji desu. Hello, i'm Suzy Bae... I'm a Sophomore in my school, Gwangju is my hometown but I live here in Seoul for my studies, my life was already great but it all changed when I found myself between four popular guys in school, all trying to whoo me... I'm not dreaming or anything, this is the truth, no lies, pinky swear.
Jessie and Kris meet. What will their fate be?
Whereas Chanyeol is abnormally normal, and Baekhyun... Well. He just likes Chanyeol's coat.
Joonmyun has a problem, and only Jongdae can fix it. AKA Jongdae making useless innuendoes and Joonmyun cursing him out while getting judged by moms.
Made this due to boredom…kekekekeke. This story is purely my idea and stories that are similar to this is only pure coincidence. Comments are very much appreciated… Don’t forget to subscribe.
"Yeah right. And I can teleport.” Jongin snorted. "You punk. How dare you speak this way to your lovely mother." "Such denatured parents. I’m ashamed of you.” "Why can’t I have a NORMAL FAMILY?"
Chanyeol, resident school idiot, is in love with sugar prince Kyungsoo. Bad thing? Kyungsoo has a squad of students who call themsevles the 'Secret Service'. They're a group of students who love Kyungsoo, and will stop at nothing to destroy anyone who wants to touch their little prince. Oh de
Within the walls of SM... you'd think that the artists are sane but... that is far from what they are... Oh yes, meet the TRUE SM artists. They are all kind, good looking and are laced with their own special talents but really? They are DERPS, TROLLS and EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN.
Some days, Tao spends hours with his chin propped in his palm as he daydreams and everything is rainbows and perfection in his little world where even flaws are flawless and just- unf. And on other days, he just wants to curl up into a little burrito of sadness and sob and cry because damn it, why won't senpai notice him. Poster made by LuckyFriday13th
So, you've heard of the couples like Hunhan, Eunhae, Taeteuk, Kaisoo, Yoonwon, Daragon, and many more but... How about the couples that not as popular? How about the couples that don't actually exist? That's why I'm making this collection of oneshots/twoshots/threeshots, to make fics about couples that aren't as widely known or couples that don't really exist at all. Oh yes, shipping has taken on a WHOLE NEW LEVEL Have fun reading about different parings
"Boss, we've got a captive." Sehun looks up from his computer games to look up at Suho questioningly. "...Did I order for that?" Sehun racks his brain to try and remember past his three straight hours of gaming. "No, but we found him loitering around the area," Suho explained. "He had a friend with him, but he got away." "Oh, well in that case, throw him in the dungeon," Sehun ordered, already getting distracted by his avatar being attacked in his game.
Because Sehun knows best.
I'm not sure what possessed me. But here I am high on sugar, tired, supposed to be asleep but instead writing an epically weird oneshot inspired by bananas
Inspired by a conversation I had with someone a LONG time ago. I was high on truffles, I think.
The love trials between our sweet Kai and darling heroine Olga. Will their relationship survive
Because they need to write down what they think for today. Or yesterday. Or the day before that.
When the rest of SMTOWN is out on an international spree, Super Junior has nothing to do so they stay in the dormitory doing whatever nonsense there is. Leeteuk and Siwon are called to attend a meeting with Lee Soo Man so they leave the others along, with Kibum and Hangeng, at the
One school, twelve best friends and a start to a new term. Characters : Joonmyun : Adorable and sweet, yet can sometimes be a bit ditzy. Kris : The 'cool' one. Likes things proper and hates anything which can slow him down. Baekhyun : Besties with Chan
For Yunjaemania unnie, since I can’t help but nearly always turn my Changmin oneshots drafts for her into Yunjae fics… I’m sorry… We Don’t Fight Fair and Like a Lover should be a Jaemin or Yoomin fic, but… yeah… My Jaeho/Yunjae heart can’t help it… Park Yoochun was a genius. There were at least three kinds of fight
Bang Yongguk is suddenly thrown into a very awkward situation when all his favorite dongsangs start confessing their love to him. Not only are they all trying to date him, but Yongguk is pretty sure he is straight. But none of his friends listen to his excuse and demand he make a choice between them for a date Friday night. This is going to be a two shot, I think. Just a fun fluff piece about all
Have you ever wondered what would happen if you were to take the members of Super Junior and give them random part-time jobs? If you said 'yes', then you're weird, but the following may just be the story for you! This is a compilation of crazy scenarios in which your favorite SuJu boys find themselves working less than ideal jobs.
Youngjae's out for revenge.
"How dare you. Just how dare you."
just exo going through high school, romance, drama, and randomness. sorry i'm bad at descriptions :) aheheheheheh main couple baekyeol, some love triangle: specifically sekailu, and some taoris!!
You (Lee Miyoung) are a lonely girl with only 1 friend who you like (Luhan) one day, luhan asked you to go to his house to hang out with his friends you found out that him and his friends are trainees from your father's entertainment company but here's
Kyungsoo hates Chanyeol's new hair. Chanyeol turns to the Naver Line app stickers for answers. Alternate summary: Where everyone in EXO thinks they're Vulcans.
Kyungsoo is not a s l u t. He swears he's never Chanyeol off or have gotten laid by Wufan. What are you talking about? And just because Jongin says he has a good mouth doesn't mean anything. At. All. But this is highschool, who is he kidding? He's had more things up his than detentions Jongdae had gotten from that hot teacher in 602A.
Being an idol is difficult and what better way to vent your frustrations, than by letting it all out? For B.A.P and EXO, it came in the form of a therapy session. A/N Something I came up with randomly. Not sure if I’d continue, but do comment
School Days with our line of most talented maknaes in the K-Pop Industry [ Maknaes United ] Tao's the intentionally ignored Class President. Sungjong's the aegyo prince(ss) and narcisstic Vice-President. Ren's the new kid and CCM, who does practically nothing every day.
Chanyeol was just a little bit too crazy about his cat. Jongin was constantly hungry, and Kyungsoo was the only normal person out of all of them.
T.O.P chooses Daesung as the member he'd want to date as a girl. What if one day it all came true and he actually DID become a girl? -------------------------------------------------------------------------- LOL. Contains swearing, fantasy elements, romance, teenbang and anything else you can think of. I was thinking of making this a oneshot but then I was like maybe not so it'll be multichaptered. Stupid title I'm gomen thinking of titles is very hard m(__)m
Jung Sora, an eccentric rocker chick with a blunt personality has quite the attitude. She's messy, disorganized, and terribly sarcastic. She has little to no consideration for other's thoughts and is a loner. Guo Fai the transfer student, on the other hand, is a prim and proper girly girl. She c
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What happends when Wookielocks got lost in the jungle and found a small cottage filled with three-wait no, four living things in it? Will he she be able to befriend with them, or will they slaughter him? Haha, just kidding about that last part. Maybe he will or will not befriend with them. Who knows? I do~!
The soft thumps of footsteps, the noise of doors opening and closing, and the sound of broken glass in the middle of the night roused the members from their slumber and into pitiful states of fear. From midnight until early dawn, it happened. Over and over again. No one could sleep, but no one was willing to leave the safety of their room to find out what was going on, either.
Pairing: Kris/Lay, slight!Chanyeol/Baekhyun Rating: PG-13 A/N: So this is a re
Kai has a tradition: all night movie and game marathons with his roommate and best friend, Lay. These themed marathons result in sleep-deprivation-induced delirium and really strange adventures. Kyungsoo, a veritable eomma to his friends by day and an effervescent party animal by night, somehow finds himself into Kai's mad world.